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Cledus T. Judd - (She's Got A Butt) Bigger Than The Beatles
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Cledus T. Judd - 1-900-Sheila
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Cledus T. Judd - 1/2
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Cledus T. Judd - 12
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Cledus T. Judd - 270 Somethin'
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Cledus T. Judd - A Night I Can't Remember
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Cledus T. Judd - All I Want For Christmas Is Two Gold Front Teef
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Cledus T. Judd - Bake Me A Country Ham
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Cledus T. Judd - Breath
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Cledus T. Judd - Cadirac Style
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Cledus T. Judd - Christ-Mas
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Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Busted!
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Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' for Nuthin'
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Cledus T. Judd - Cledus the Karaoke King
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Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Went Down To Florida
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Cledus T. Judd - Cledus' Christmas Ball
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Cledus T. Judd - Coronary Life
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Cledus T. Judd - Did I Shave My Back for This?
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Cledus T. Judd - Don't Mess With America
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Cledus T. Judd - Don't Serve Beans
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Cledus T. Judd - Double D Cups
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Cledus T. Judd - Every Light In The House Is Blown
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Cledus T. Judd - First Redneck On The Internet
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Cledus T. Judd - Garth Must Be Busy (Feat. Brooks & Dunn)
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Cledus T. Judd - Gin And Juice
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Cledus T. Judd - Gone Funky (Parody of Gone Country by Alan Jackson.)
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Cledus T. Judd - Good Bye Squirrel
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Cledus T. Judd - Goron Is Gay
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Cledus T. Judd - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
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Cledus T. Judd - Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere (Bonus Track)
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Cledus T. Judd - Hankenstein
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Cledus T. Judd - Hazel's Homemade Hallelujah Punch
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Cledus T. Judd - Hell No
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Cledus T. Judd - Hillbilly Honeymoon
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Cledus T. Judd - Hip Hop and Honky Tonk
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Cledus T. Judd - How Do You Milk a Cow
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Cledus T. Judd - I Love Nascar
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Cledus T. Judd - I Was Country When Country Wasn't Pop
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Cledus T. Judd - I'm Going Ugly Early Tonight
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Cledus T. Judd - I'm Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer)
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Cledus T. Judd - If George Strait Starts Dancin'
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Cledus T. Judd - If Shania Was Mine
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Cledus T. Judd - In Another Size
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Cledus T. Judd - Indian In-Laws
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Cledus T. Judd - It's A Great Day To Be A Guy
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Cledus T. Judd - Jackson (Alan That Is)
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Cledus T. Judd - Just Another Day In Parodies
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Cledus T. Judd - Katie Bar The Door
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Cledus T. Judd - Leave You Laughin'
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Cledus T. Judd - Let's Burn One
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Cledus T. Judd - Let's Shoot Dove
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Cledus T. Judd - Livin' Like John Travolta
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Cledus T. Judd - Man Of Constant Borrow
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Cledus T. Judd - Martie, Emily & Natalie
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Cledus T. Judd - Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily
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Cledus T. Judd - Mindy McCready
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Cledus T. Judd - Momma's Boy
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Cledus T. Judd - More Beaver
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Cledus T. Judd - Motel Californie
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Cledus T. Judd - My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy
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Cledus T. Judd - My Crowd
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Cledus T. Judd - My Voice
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Cledus T. Judd - New Car
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Cledus T. Judd - One Jack Off
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Cledus T. Judd - Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas
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Cledus T. Judd - Paycheck Woman
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Cledus T. Judd - Please Take The Girl
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Cledus T. Judd - Plowboy
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Cledus T. Judd - Psychic to the Stars
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Cledus T. Judd - Quit Teasin' Me Ed
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Cledus T. Judd - Record Deal
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Cledus T. Judd - Refried Beans
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Cledus T. Judd - Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football
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Cledus T. Judd - Riding With Inmate Jerome
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Cledus T. Judd - Santa Claus Is Watchin' You
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Cledus T. Judd - Shade Tree Mechanic
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Cledus T. Judd - Shania I'm Broke
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Cledus T. Judd - She's Inflatable
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Cledus T. Judd - Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident
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Cledus T. Judd - Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer
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Cledus T. Judd - Stinkin' Problem
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Cledus T. Judd - Stoled: The Copyright Infringement Incidnent
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Cledus T. Judd - Swingin'
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Cledus T. Judd - The Change
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Cledus T. Judd - The Grundy County Spitting Incident
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Cledus T. Judd - Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Sun by Joe Diffie.)
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Cledus T. Judd - Trailer Park Woman
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Cledus T. Judd - Tree's On Fire
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Cledus T. Judd - Waitin On Obama
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Cledus T. Judd - We Own The World
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Cledus T. Judd - What the xxxx Did You Say
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Cledus T. Judd - Where's Your Mommy?
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Cledus T. Judd - Wife Naggin'
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Cledus T. Judd - Willie's Got A Big Deck
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Cledus T. Judd - Wives Do It All The Time (Parody of Girls Do It All The Time by Mindy McCready.)
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Cledus T. Judd - You Have No Right To Remain Violent
Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident
Cledus T. Judd
Well, we went down to the Grundy County auction
The sign said no tobaccer where we sat
My wife told me that I should spit with caution
Or else we'll all wind up in a big ol' spat
And I said hush your mouth nobody's gonna mind
If I pack my lip and ignore the sign
'Cause a little dip of Skoal never hurt no one at all
Then, I've never seen anyone get so mad
From a little bit of spit on his John Deere hat
But I spit on him once, spit on him twice
Spit Skoal on the feller in the second row
Well he turned around and nearly broke my nose
I got a big fat lip, two black eyes
Shoulda just went and dipped outside
Well, it musta been about eight or nine more minutes
Until I pulled that can of Skoal back out
And I knew when I put my fingers in it
That I'd just spit it out amongst the crowd
...Look out!
And you know I really don't care if anybody minds
A pinch 'tween your cheek and gum is not a crime
So I'll do my spittin' and to heck with the rest of y'all
Well I've never saw people gettin' so dang mad
Worst County auction they've ever had
'Cause I spit on 'em once, spit on 'em twice
Spit Skoal on the people, well I must confess
I even got a little on a lady's white dress
But in the end they got me back you see
They all took a dip and spit on me
Well, they pinned me down on the auction block
And took my Skoal away
And the town still hates to talk about
The mess that was made that day
When I said hush your mouth, nobody's gonna mind
If I pack my lip and ignore the sign
'Cause a little dip of Skoal never hurt no one at all
Well, I've never saw people gettin' so derned mad
The worst County auction they've ever had
'Cause I spit on 'em once, spit on 'em twice
Spit Skoal on the people, well I must confess
I even got a little on a lady's white dress
Shoulda swallowed my dip, swallowed my pride
Shoulda just went and spit outsiiiiiiide.
Whew!
Boy, that was horrible!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Well I went down to a Music City function
Where I just heard a song that I had to howl out
My lawyers told my to proceed with caution
Or I'd make a whole lot of songwriters mad
Uh-huh
And I said
Hey John Michael Montgomery won't mind
If I take a song and make it mine all mine
Like I did so many times with old Tim McGraw's
Yeah I never heard anything sound so fine
Mind if I borrow one or two of your lines
Well I stole it once stole it twice
I STOLE it from a writer on Music Row
Well he just moved to town and he didn't know
About ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he might as well kiss his song goodbye
I had my number two pencil going about a mile a minute
Till I had his ideas all written down
And I knew I really went and did it
When the police came and hauled my butt downtown
And I said
Hey John Michael Montgomery won't mind
If I steal a song and make it mine all mine
Like I did so many times with Tim McGraw's
Yeah I never heard anything sound so fine
Mind if I borrow one or two of your lines
Well I stole it once stole it twice
I STOLE that song and I must confess
When I went to court I plead no contest
Got a big fat lip and two black eyes
Never should have messed with his copyright
Yeah
I told the judge I had writers block but he hauled my butt away
And now it hurts too much to laugh about the song I stole that day
When I said
Hey John Michael Montgomery won't mind
If I steal a song and make it mine all mine
Like I did so many times with Tim McGraw
Yeah I never heard anything sound so fine
Mind if I borrow one or two of your lines
So I stole it once stole it twice
I STOLE it from a writer on Music Row
Well he just moved to town and he didn't know
About ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI
So he might as well kiss his song goodbye
(GASP)
EYE
STOLE
WHEE!!!!
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