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Voltaire - The Night
- 2
Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
- 3
Voltaire - Accordion Player
- 4
Voltaire - Feathery Wings
- 5
Voltaire - God Thinks
- 6
Voltaire - Human Nature
- 7
Voltaire - Stuck With You
- 8
Voltaire - When You're Evil
- 9
Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
- 10
Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
- 11
Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
- 12
Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
- 13
Voltaire - The Last Word
- 14
Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
- 15
Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
- 16
Voltaire - Almost Human
- 17
Voltaire - Anastasia
- 18
Voltaire - Brains
- 19
Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
- 20
Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
- 21
Voltaire - Dunce
- 22
Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
- 23
Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
- 24
Voltaire - Life
- 25
Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
- 26
Voltaire - Parade
- 27
Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
- 28
Voltaire - Snakes
- 29
Voltaire - So, You're Offended
- 30
Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
- 31
Voltaire - The Chosen
- 32
Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
- 33
Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
- 34
Voltaire - They Know Me
- 35
Voltaire - Underground
- 36
Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
- 37
Voltaire - #1 Fan
- 38
Voltaire - About A Girl
- 39
Voltaire - All The Way Down
- 40
Voltaire - Anniversary
- 41
Voltaire - Asche
- 42
Voltaire - Augen zu
- 43
Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
- 44
Voltaire - Believe
- 45
Voltaire - BiTrektual
- 46
Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
- 47
Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
- 48
Voltaire - Born Bad
- 49
Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
- 50
Voltaire - Cantina
- 51
Voltaire - Captains All
- 52
Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
- 53
Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
- 54
Voltaire - Chupando
- 55
Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
- 56
Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
- 57
Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
- 58
Voltaire - Crusade
- 59
Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
- 60
Voltaire - Dead
- 61
Voltaire - Dead Girls
- 62
Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
- 63
Voltaire - Dummy
- 64
Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
- 65
Voltaire - Flut
- 66
Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
- 67
Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
- 68
Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
- 69
Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
- 70
Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
- 71
Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
- 72
Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
- 73
Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
- 74
Voltaire - I'm Sorry
- 75
Voltaire - If I only were a goth
- 76
Voltaire - Innocent
- 77
Voltaire - Irresponsible
- 78
Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
- 79
Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
- 80
Voltaire - Kaputt
- 81
Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
- 82
Voltaire - Let It Go
- 83
Voltaire - Lovesong
- 84
Voltaire - Never
- 85
Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
- 86
Voltaire - On The Road
- 87
Voltaire - Out Of Reach
- 88
Voltaire - Oweee
- 89
Voltaire - Raised By Bats
- 90
Voltaire - Ravens Land
- 91
Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
- 92
Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
- 93
Voltaire - Robber Barron
- 94
Voltaire - Sacrifice
- 95
Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
- 96
Voltaire - See You In Hell
- 97
Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
- 98
Voltaire - Stille
- 99
Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
- 100
Voltaire - The Churchyard
- 101
Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
- 102
Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
- 103
Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
- 104
Voltaire - The Happy Song
- 105
Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
- 106
Voltaire - The Masquerade
- 107
Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
- 108
Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
- 109
Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
- 110
Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
- 111
Voltaire - The Vampire Club
- 112
Voltaire - This Sea
- 113
Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
- 114
Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
- 115
Voltaire - Tür
- 116
Voltaire - Vagina Song
- 117
Voltaire - Vampir
- 118
Voltaire - Wake Up
- 119
Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
- 120
Voltaire - Welcome To The World
- 121
Voltaire - When You're Dead
- 122
Voltaire - Where's The Girl
- 123
Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
- 124
Voltaire - Wo?
- 125
Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
- 126
Voltaire - You Married a Fool
- 127
Voltaire - Zu Schön
Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
Voltaire
(Chorus)
Happy Birthday my olde friend.
It seems this horror show will never end.
Any moment's your last breath,
Here is to another day closer to death.
The cake is on the table,
And it is awfully bright,
'Cause there's so many candles on top.
But you are so decrepit,
Your chest so tight,
When you blow them out your lungs are gonna pop. (Popping sound)
You cannot complain
Each time you feel a pain,
Though you have arthritis and gout.
'Cause when you start kvetching,
All your teeth fall out.
So have another cigarette,
Have another beer,
Raise your glass to one more year. (GONE!)
(Chorus)
Your skin is so worn out and old,
All over your body it's sagging.
Especially loose is your old caboose,
You're dragging it behind you in a wagon.
Well, you're an alcoholic,
And you're blind and deaf,
And you have Alzheimer's I bet.
You're too old to remember,
But you're too drunk to forget.
So have another cigarette,
Have another beer,
Raise your glass to one more year. (GONE!)
(Chorus)
You're so old you smell like dust,
And now your bones begin to rust.
See that face, it's full of wrinkles.
So have another cigarette,
Have another beer,
Raise that chair to one more year. (RAISE!)
(Chorus)