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Voltaire - The Night
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Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
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Voltaire - Accordion Player
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Voltaire - Feathery Wings
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Voltaire - God Thinks
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Voltaire - Human Nature
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Voltaire - Stuck With You
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Voltaire - When You're Evil
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Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
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Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
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Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
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Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
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Voltaire - The Last Word
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Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
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Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
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Voltaire - Almost Human
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Voltaire - Anastasia
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Voltaire - Brains
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Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
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Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
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Voltaire - Dunce
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Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
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Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
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Voltaire - Life
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Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
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Voltaire - Parade
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Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
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Voltaire - Snakes
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Voltaire - So, You're Offended
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Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
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Voltaire - The Chosen
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Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
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Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
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Voltaire - They Know Me
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Voltaire - Underground
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Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
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Voltaire - #1 Fan
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Voltaire - About A Girl
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Voltaire - All The Way Down
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Voltaire - Anniversary
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Voltaire - Asche
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Voltaire - Augen zu
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Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
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Voltaire - Believe
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Voltaire - BiTrektual
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Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
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Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
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Voltaire - Born Bad
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Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
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Voltaire - Cantina
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Voltaire - Captains All
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Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
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Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
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Voltaire - Chupando
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Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
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Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
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Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
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Voltaire - Crusade
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Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Dead
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Voltaire - Dead Girls
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Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
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Voltaire - Dummy
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Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
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Voltaire - Flut
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Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
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Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
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Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
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Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
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Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
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Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
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Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
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Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
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Voltaire - I'm Sorry
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Voltaire - If I only were a goth
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Voltaire - Innocent
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Voltaire - Irresponsible
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Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
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Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
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Voltaire - Kaputt
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Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
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Voltaire - Let It Go
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Voltaire - Lovesong
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Voltaire - Never
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Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
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Voltaire - On The Road
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Voltaire - Out Of Reach
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Voltaire - Oweee
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Voltaire - Raised By Bats
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Voltaire - Ravens Land
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Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
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Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
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Voltaire - Robber Barron
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Voltaire - Sacrifice
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Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
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Voltaire - See You In Hell
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Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
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Voltaire - Stille
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Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
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Voltaire - The Churchyard
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Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
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Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
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Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
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Voltaire - The Happy Song
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Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
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Voltaire - The Masquerade
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Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
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Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
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Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
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Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
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Voltaire - The Vampire Club
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Voltaire - This Sea
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Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
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Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
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Voltaire - Tür
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Voltaire - Vagina Song
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Voltaire - Vampir
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Voltaire - Wake Up
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Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
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Voltaire - Welcome To The World
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Voltaire - When You're Dead
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Voltaire - Where's The Girl
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Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
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Voltaire - Wo?
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Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
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Voltaire - You Married a Fool
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Voltaire - Zu Schön
All Women Are Crazy
Voltaire
All men are dumb.
'Cause though we know they're crazy,
We still want some.
It's nothing new,
And it's sad but true:
That we just can't quit 'em,
And we can't live with 'em,
What's a man to do?
Back in the bible
There was a tree
Lord said to Adam,
"Don't you eat that fruit"
He said, "Fine by me."
But then along came Eve,
Looking to do wrong.
And on account of her curves,
And his lack of nerves,
Adam went along.
'Cause all women are crazy,
All men are dumb.
'Cause though we know they're crazy,
We still want some.
It's nothing new,
And it's sad but true:
That we just can't quit 'em
And we can't live with 'em
What's a man to do?
Take my old lady,
I bought her a gown.
We were fixing
To go out mixing
Out on the town.
She said, "Do I look fat?"
I said, "Heck no!
Just a little round..."
And since that day,
I've walked this way.
It hurts to sit down.
'Cause all women are crazy,
All men are dumb.
'Cause though we know they're crazy,
We still want some.
It's nothing new.
And it's sad but true:
That we just can't quit 'em,
And we can't live with 'em,
What's a man to do?
"---Fellas, there comes a time in every woman's life... About once a month, to be exact. When they get all ornery. Oh, they start kicking and fussing and fighting and... We don't know what's wrong with them. In about a week, they generally come around... And they'll look you right in the eye, too, and they'll say: "I'm sorry, honey, I was just PMSing." Now, ladies, I feel for you, I really do. It's not an easy thing to go through. But since we already know the outcome, I'd like to propose an experiment: Fellas, the next time your woman gets crazy. I'm gonna guess, about a month from now. I want you to look her right in the eye and I want you to ask her "Honey, are you sure you're not just PMSing?" And then grab you're gonna your balls and run for the hills!---"
When I met my lady,
And asked for her hand.
She was the calmest,
And the sweetest girl in all the land.
But then the ring went on,
And she went all wrong.
Like a midnight thriller,
She went BrideZilla,
Spat pea soup and become a killer,
She ate three kids
And my auntie's wig
And the pastor's dog.
Why?!
'Cause all women are crazy,
All men are dumb.
'Cause though we know they're crazy,
We still want some.
It's nothing new,
And it's sad but true:
That we just can't quit 'em,
And we can't live with 'em,
You just can't shoot 'em,
Or you'll end in prison.
And the biker from Hell,
In your prison cell
Might take a shine to you.