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Voltaire - The Night
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Voltaire - When You're Evil
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Voltaire - Accordion Player
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Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
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Voltaire - Feathery Wings
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Voltaire - God Thinks
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Voltaire - Stuck With You
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Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
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Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
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Voltaire - Almost Human
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Voltaire - Human Nature
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Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
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Voltaire - The Chosen
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Voltaire - The Last Word
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Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
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Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
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Voltaire - Anastasia
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Voltaire - Brains
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Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
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Voltaire - Chupando
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Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
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Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
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Voltaire - Dunce
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Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
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Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
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Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
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Voltaire - Life
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Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
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Voltaire - Parade
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Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
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Voltaire - Snakes
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Voltaire - So, You're Offended
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Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
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Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
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Voltaire - They Know Me
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Voltaire - Underground
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Voltaire - #1 Fan
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Voltaire - About A Girl
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Voltaire - All The Way Down
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Voltaire - Anniversary
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Voltaire - Asche
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Voltaire - Augen zu
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Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
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Voltaire - Believe
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Voltaire - BiTrektual
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Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
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Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
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Voltaire - Born Bad
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Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
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Voltaire - Cantina
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Voltaire - Captains All
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Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
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Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
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Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
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Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
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Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
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Voltaire - Crusade
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Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Dead
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Voltaire - Dead Girls
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Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
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Voltaire - Dummy
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Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
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Voltaire - Flut
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Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
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Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
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Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
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Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
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Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
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Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
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Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
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Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
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Voltaire - I'm Sorry
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Voltaire - If I only were a goth
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Voltaire - Innocent
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Voltaire - Irresponsible
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Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
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Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
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Voltaire - Kaputt
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Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
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Voltaire - Let It Go
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Voltaire - Lovesong
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Voltaire - Never
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Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
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Voltaire - On The Road
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Voltaire - Out Of Reach
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Voltaire - Oweee
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Voltaire - Raised By Bats
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Voltaire - Ravens Land
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Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
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Voltaire - Robber Barron
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Voltaire - Sacrifice
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Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
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Voltaire - See You In Hell
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Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
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Voltaire - Stille
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Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
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Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
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Voltaire - The Churchyard
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Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
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Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
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Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
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Voltaire - The Happy Song
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Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
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Voltaire - The Masquerade
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Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
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Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
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Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
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Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
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Voltaire - The Vampire Club
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Voltaire - This Sea
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Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
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Voltaire - Tür
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Voltaire - Vagina Song
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Voltaire - Vampir
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Voltaire - Wake Up
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Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
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Voltaire - Welcome To The World
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Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
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Voltaire - When You're Dead
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Voltaire - Where's The Girl
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Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
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Voltaire - Wo?
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Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
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Voltaire - You Married a Fool
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Voltaire - Zu Schön
So, You're Offended
Voltaire
Though I don’t comprehend it
‘Cause what offended wasn’t about you
But you were in your bubble
When you encountered trouble
‘Cause you got on the net
Where you just might get
An opposing view
And now you’re mad as hell
And your veins, they swell
And your fingers tapping trouble out
To people who think different from you
And now three days have gone
And you’re still ranting on
Dishing danger out to strangers
‘Till they say that they agree with your views
Reasonable people
When they’re walking down the street
And they see a pile of doggie do
They do their best to go around
The hot mess on the ground
‘Cause that’s what smart people do
But ever since detecting it
You’re on your knees inspecting it
Like it’s a real job you have
Now, you’ve touched it and you tasted it
You licked and you kicked it
And you wonder why your life’s so sad
‘Cause now you’re smeared in shit
And you bathe in it
And you won’t rest until the rest of us
And possibly the best of us
Are bathed in it, too
There’s a world outside, it’s beautiful
And it’s waiting there for you
To experience its wonders, all you have to do
Is when there’s something you don’t like
Just click away, ‘cause if you don’t, really
What does that say?
You want to be offended!
So, you’re offended, so what?
Horribly offended, who cares?
I suggest that you end it ‘cause really
It’s what’s best for you
Here’s my tip for you
Do what I would do
When I’m on the net and get upset
I put it down and go outside
Maybe ride a bike or go fly a kite
Or go for a walk and see the sights
Call a friend and get a bite
Just do something you like!
And you won’t be offended
So horribly offended
Life could be rose-scented
Don’t waste it being offended