Doctor Please
 
 Rolling up my sleeve
 
 'Cuz I got to got to
 
 make it fit.
 
 Push it through my frontal lobe
 
 A frozen smile 
 
 Is what I need.
 
  
  Diet Cola Syringe
 
 Diet Cola Syringe
 
 Those Kellogg Kids, Those hairy pets.
 
 That homogenous shine, so pure.
  
 
 Sister Placebo is giving birth again
 
 To mongoloid children, in the heartland
 
 of the middle west.
 
 (A-Ha) 
  
 
 Mister please,
 
 Help me sir
 
 'Cuz I got to got to
 
 Get employment
 
 Putting pimentos in olive loafs
 
 Good hard cash
 
 Is what I need.
  
 
 Diet Cola Syringe
 
 Diet Cola Syringe
 
 That video
 
 That commercial
 
 That candidate 
 
 Look the same.
  
  
 
 Sister Placebo is touching me again.
 
 Making photocopies and crashing Wall Street
 
 With the Brooklyn Dead.
 
 (A-ha)
  
 
 (Gag)