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    Bif Naked - Dawn

  2. 2

    Bif Naked - You Are The Master

  3. 3

    Bif Naked - 32 Fuetes

  4. 4

    Bif Naked - Abandonment

  5. 5

    Bif Naked - Alcohol Is The Root

  6. 6

    Bif Naked - Alcoholor Comedy

  7. 7

    Bif Naked - All You Ever Do

  8. 8

    Bif Naked - Alphabet Poem

  9. 9

    Bif Naked - Any Day Now

  10. 10

    Bif Naked - Anything

  11. 11

    Bif Naked - Back In The Day

  12. 12

    Bif Naked - Bluejay

  13. 13

    Bif Naked - Calling All

  14. 14

    Bif Naked - Canadians

  15. 15

    Bif Naked - Choking On The Truth

  16. 16

    Bif Naked - Chotee

  17. 17

    Bif Naked - Ciao, Bella

  18. 18

    Bif Naked - Crash And Burn

  19. 19

    Bif Naked - Cruel To Be Kind

  20. 20

    Bif Naked - Daddy's Getting Married

  21. 21

    Bif Naked - Dress

  22. 22

    Bif Naked - Eine Tasse Tee

  23. 23

    Bif Naked - Everyday

  24. 24

    Bif Naked - Everything

  25. 25

    Bif Naked - Factory Hot Rod

  26. 26

    Bif Naked - Fuck You 2

  27. 27

    Bif Naked - Funeral of a Good Girl

  28. 28

    Bif Naked - Funeral Of A Good Grrl

  29. 29

    Bif Naked - Gig Tits

  30. 30

    Bif Naked - Goodbye

  31. 31

    Bif Naked - Half A Day A Week

  32. 32

    Bif Naked - Henry

  33. 33

    Bif Naked - Hold On

  34. 34

    Bif Naked - Honeybee

  35. 35

    Bif Naked - I Died

  36. 36

    Bif Naked - I Love Myself Today

  37. 37

    Bif Naked - I Want

  38. 38

    Bif Naked - I'm Afraid Of Britney Spears

  39. 39

    Bif Naked - I'm Yer Peer

  40. 40

    Bif Naked - If I

  41. 41

    Bif Naked - Infected Tattoo

  42. 42

    Bif Naked - Insomnia

  43. 43

    Bif Naked - Intro

  44. 44

    Bif Naked - Isabelle

  45. 45

    Bif Naked - Ladybug Waltz

  46. 46

    Bif Naked - Leader

  47. 47

    Bif Naked - Let Down

  48. 48

    Bif Naked - Lifeline

  49. 49

    Bif Naked - Lucky

  50. 50

    Bif Naked - Make Like a Tree

  51. 51

    Bif Naked - Metal Queen

  52. 52

    Bif Naked - Moment Of Weakness

  53. 53

    Bif Naked - My Bike

  54. 54

    Bif Naked - My Innocence

  55. 55

    Bif Naked - My Satan Poem

  56. 56

    Bif Naked - My whole life

  57. 57

    Bif Naked - Never Alone

  58. 58

    Bif Naked - No Me Drink

  59. 59

    Bif Naked - Nothing Else Matters

  60. 60

    Bif Naked - Obsessed With Childhood

  61. 61

    Bif Naked - October Song

  62. 62

    Bif Naked - October Songs

  63. 63

    Bif Naked - Only The Girl

  64. 64

    Bif Naked - Over You

  65. 65

    Bif Naked - Papa Va Se Marier

  66. 66

    Bif Naked - Poem #357651

  67. 67

    Bif Naked - Porno Brainwash

  68. 68

    Bif Naked - Red Flag

  69. 69

    Bif Naked - Regular Guy

  70. 70

    Bif Naked - Religion

  71. 71

    Bif Naked - Rich And Filthy

  72. 72

    Bif Naked - Rock Star Man

  73. 73

    Bif Naked - Sick

  74. 74

    Bif Naked - Singin

  75. 75

    Bif Naked - Snowboarding

  76. 76

    Bif Naked - Sophia

  77. 77

    Bif Naked - Spaceman

  78. 78

    Bif Naked - Stolen Sidewalk

  79. 79

    Bif Naked - Story Of My Life

  80. 80

    Bif Naked - Stumpy The Mouse

  81. 81

    Bif Naked - Succulent

  82. 82

    Bif Naked - T.V. Baby

  83. 83

    Bif Naked - Tango Shoes

  84. 84

    Bif Naked - Tell On You (Letter To My Rapist)

  85. 85

    Bif Naked - Tengo Shoes

  86. 86

    Bif Naked - Test

  87. 87

    Bif Naked - That's Life

  88. 88

    Bif Naked - The Gross, Gross Man

  89. 89

    Bif Naked - The Letter

  90. 90

    Bif Naked - The Peacock Song

  91. 91

    Bif Naked - The Question Song

  92. 92

    Bif Naked - The World is Over

  93. 93

    Bif Naked - Twitch

  94. 94

    Bif Naked - Vampire

  95. 95

    Bif Naked - Violence

  96. 96

    Bif Naked - We Are Not Gonna Take It

  97. 97

    Bif Naked - We're Assholes

  98. 98

    Bif Naked - We're Not Gonna Take It

  99. 99

    Bif Naked - Yeah, You

  100. 100

    Bif Naked - You Got The Job

  101. 101

    Bif Naked - You Star Man

  102. 102

    Bif Naked - You'll Never Know

  103. 103

    Bif Naked - Zoinks!

Stumpy The Mouse

Bif Naked

I had Cinderella complex with the boys,
and ballet class gave me some poise,
I've never ever lied to you or said anything that was untrue.
I constantly searched for one true god,
my icy gaze finally thawed.
I sit before you full of ome,
in my mouse infested home.
One morning I awoke for work,
decided my roomate was a jerk.
He wanted to rid us of rodents,
on mouse traps--money he spent.
He placed them in the kitchen there,
under the sink, behind the stairs.
I walked into the bath to do the washing thang
and from the kitchen I heard a klang.
I screaming mouse had caught his leg,
in a mouse trap on this day.
Squeaking, screaming wailing mouse
his rodent cries filled this house.
I started crying cuz,
I couldn't stand the roomate's extermination plan.
I ran to the kitchen in my towel,
with tear-stained cheeks, I was soaking his howls.
The little mouse dragged leg and trap,
behind the stove I couldn't get at.
I froze and didn't' make a sound
he did the same so he couldn't be found.
but as soon as I did take a step,
he screamed and tried to drag his trap.
My bawling in the commotion woke,
my sleeping roomate he was choked.
I told him what was happening here,
and I couldn't hold back my tears.
I'll take care of it, he said with a smirk,
now get going or you'll be late fer work.
He was right. I had to go.
and we couldn't help the mouse under the stove.
it was gas, attached to the wall,
when pulled the explosion would not be small.
All day at work I cried and felt bad,
and at my roomate I was mad.
I didn't mind the holes in our bread,
or the mouse shit in my bed.
He wanted them out, he was in a flap,
he insisted on buying and setting the traps.
I was young and dumb and I said "okay",
but I never thought I'd feel this way.
To hear the mouse scream is what killed me,
I felt like a hunter, a killing machine!
I couldn't believe I went along with the plan,
to get the pests and scorch the land.
I raced home from work really fast,
so I could help the little mouse at last.
My roomate was ontop of the stove,
trying with a broom handle to knock the trap over.
I had the stove leaning forward,
but not too far--we'd blow up for sure!
Out slid the horrible mouse trap and question-
nothing but a mouse foot left on.
He chewed his leg off - the little mouse!
and was limping around my fucking house.
I was horrified, I must admit.
again I cried and felt like shit
I looked at my roomate and my temper snapped!
I put an end to the evil mousetraps.
"too fucking bad!" I had to say,
if yer inconvenienced living this way.
we'll keep bread and cereal in the fridge,
and on everything else, we'll have tight lids.
There's no way I could hurt another being,
except a cockroach (cuz they have no feelings).
My roomate had to agree,
cuz he saw how it all affected me.
From that day on our little house,
we shared with stumpy, our little pet mouse.
and stumpy had friends, lotsa them.
but I didn't care. I wouldn't give in!
I loved living in harmony,
with my roomate, his girlfriends, stumpy, and me.

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