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    Bif Naked - Dawn

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    Bif Naked - You Are The Master

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    Bif Naked - 32 Fuetes

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    Bif Naked - Abandonment

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    Bif Naked - Alcohol Is The Root

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    Bif Naked - Alcoholor Comedy

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    Bif Naked - All You Ever Do

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    Bif Naked - Alphabet Poem

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    Bif Naked - Any Day Now

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    Bif Naked - Anything

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    Bif Naked - Back In The Day

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    Bif Naked - Bluejay

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    Bif Naked - Calling All

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    Bif Naked - Canadians

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    Bif Naked - Choking On The Truth

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    Bif Naked - Chotee

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    Bif Naked - Ciao, Bella

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    Bif Naked - Crash And Burn

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    Bif Naked - Cruel To Be Kind

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    Bif Naked - Daddy's Getting Married

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    Bif Naked - Dress

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    Bif Naked - Eine Tasse Tee

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    Bif Naked - Everyday

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    Bif Naked - Everything

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    Bif Naked - Factory Hot Rod

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    Bif Naked - Fuck You 2

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    Bif Naked - Funeral of a Good Girl

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    Bif Naked - Funeral Of A Good Grrl

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    Bif Naked - Gig Tits

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    Bif Naked - Goodbye

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    Bif Naked - Half A Day A Week

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    Bif Naked - Henry

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    Bif Naked - Hold On

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    Bif Naked - Honeybee

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    Bif Naked - I Died

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    Bif Naked - I Love Myself Today

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    Bif Naked - I Want

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    Bif Naked - I'm Afraid Of Britney Spears

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    Bif Naked - I'm Yer Peer

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    Bif Naked - If I

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    Bif Naked - Infected Tattoo

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    Bif Naked - Insomnia

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    Bif Naked - Intro

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    Bif Naked - Isabelle

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    Bif Naked - Ladybug Waltz

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    Bif Naked - Leader

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    Bif Naked - Let Down

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    Bif Naked - Lifeline

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    Bif Naked - Lucky

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    Bif Naked - Make Like a Tree

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    Bif Naked - Metal Queen

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    Bif Naked - Moment Of Weakness

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    Bif Naked - My Bike

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    Bif Naked - My Innocence

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    Bif Naked - My Satan Poem

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    Bif Naked - My whole life

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    Bif Naked - Never Alone

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    Bif Naked - No Me Drink

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    Bif Naked - Nothing Else Matters

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    Bif Naked - Obsessed With Childhood

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    Bif Naked - October Song

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    Bif Naked - October Songs

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    Bif Naked - Only The Girl

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    Bif Naked - Over You

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    Bif Naked - Papa Va Se Marier

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    Bif Naked - Poem #357651

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    Bif Naked - Porno Brainwash

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    Bif Naked - Red Flag

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    Bif Naked - Regular Guy

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    Bif Naked - Religion

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    Bif Naked - Rich And Filthy

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    Bif Naked - Rock Star Man

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    Bif Naked - Sick

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    Bif Naked - Singin

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    Bif Naked - Snowboarding

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    Bif Naked - Sophia

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    Bif Naked - Spaceman

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    Bif Naked - Stolen Sidewalk

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    Bif Naked - Story Of My Life

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    Bif Naked - Stumpy The Mouse

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    Bif Naked - Succulent

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    Bif Naked - T.V. Baby

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    Bif Naked - Tango Shoes

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    Bif Naked - Tell On You (Letter To My Rapist)

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    Bif Naked - Tengo Shoes

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    Bif Naked - Test

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    Bif Naked - That's Life

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    Bif Naked - The Gross, Gross Man

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    Bif Naked - The Letter

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    Bif Naked - The Peacock Song

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    Bif Naked - The Question Song

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    Bif Naked - The World is Over

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    Bif Naked - Twitch

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    Bif Naked - Vampire

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    Bif Naked - Violence

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    Bif Naked - We Are Not Gonna Take It

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    Bif Naked - We're Assholes

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    Bif Naked - We're Not Gonna Take It

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    Bif Naked - Yeah, You

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    Bif Naked - You Got The Job

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    Bif Naked - You Star Man

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    Bif Naked - You'll Never Know

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    Bif Naked - Zoinks!

Alcoholor Comedy

Bif Naked

My life was Comedy. Quitting drinking was the easiest thing I've ever done. I have never looked back. I simply cannot understand why the hell I waited so long! Unmanageable life--what an embarrassment! What a weakness. What an ultimate lack of self-discipline. What a loser. My parents never drank or smoked, and I put them through hell. My poor parents. I was such an ungrateful, disrespectful, selfish, hormonal little teenager with a mouthy attitude and sense of humour quite unlike my sister's. I decided I didn't need to continue attending church with my parents. I was searching for my "individuality". What an idiot.
I wanted attention. I wanted everyone to think I was funny. I wanted everyone to like me. I, I hated myself. I was called Bug Eyes. I was called Fish Lips. And, I was called Modern Dairies. The grade 9 girls hated me. They harassed me and beat me up. I wonder if they're living exciting, fulfilling loving lives. I wonder if they're happy and healthy. Me and my best friend Karine had every line of every Eddie Murphy movie down. "Goonay goo goo" "you can smell it" "I'm a karate man." "Karate man bruise on inside. Just don't show othe weakness." "Banana in the tailpipe." "Babulay Babulay bahaha. Babulay babulay ba ha." You name it. I wanted to be Eddie Murphy.
Or, or Robin Williams. I wanted to be them. I still am enraptured with comedians. They must always be carefree and laughing and playing jokes and having fun. Except for maybe Richard Lewis. He always says he can't get a date. Betcha he can. Betcha he's really ticklish, like me. Tickled with life, tickled pink. Pink laaadies. Black Russians. Iron butterflies.
Quitting drinking was the easiest thing I've ever done.
Quitting my comedic dreams was hard. I can never look back on either.

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