Lord Jazz hit me one time for the people 
 
 cause I bet they're not believing that you come from Cleveland 
 
 Mix the funk with the skunk so they'll boom it in the trunk 
 
 And play it loud as hell so they'll feel like they're drunk 
 
 Now umm back and forth forth and back 
 
 You see he always help me out when I get wreck to his tracks 
 
 So peace to Mr. Funke, for drinking all the Monkey 
 
 And Lord Jazz, hit me one time, make it funky! 
 
  
  repeat 3X 
  
 
 [Lord Jazz] 
 
 Lord Jazz the name, so watch me scratch it in your brain 
 
 It's simple, so watch me ride these tracks like a train 
 
 I freak it with the cut, now I freak it with the rhyme 
 
 Just to let you know, I can hit you one time 
 
 With the scratch and I rap cause you know I'm all that 
 
 And those who said I couldn't, I see your hands clap 
 
 Ya heard it, my lips spits quick like Wordsworth 
 
 And I'm quick to do a DJ when he's walkin on my turf 
  
 
 "Lord Jazz.." "He goes by the name of" -> BizMarkie 
 
 *repeat 7X* 
 
 "On two turntables I would say he's nice" -> Run-D.M.C. 
  
 
 [Mr. Funke] 
 
 WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAOW! That's right y'all, that's my man! 
 
 DJ Lord Jazz on the wheels 
 
 Lords of the Underground, 1993 
 
 All you other rappers better get your thing together 
 
 Here Come the Lords 
 
 This is the fly talker Mr. Funke 
 
 Here to tell you bout my man who helps provide the funk 
 
 Lord Jazz, hit me one time, show your skills 
  
 
 * Lord Jazz cuts up LL Cool J saying "I get nice" * 
  
 
 repeat 8X 
  
 
 "I'm the one man band" (2X) 
 
 "I'm the one man band when I do my thing"