- 1
NOFX - Idiots Are Taking Over
- 2
NOFX - Linoleum
- 3
NOFX - Perfect Government
- 4
NOFX - Linoleum
- 5
NOFX - Don't Call Me White
- 6
NOFX - The Decline
- 7
NOFX - The Separation of Church and Skate
- 8
NOFX - Franco Un-American
- 9
NOFX - Bob
- 10
NOFX - The Marxist Brothers
- 11
NOFX - Drugs Are Good
- 12
NOFX - Eat The Meek
- 13
NOFX - Fermented and Flailing
- 14
NOFX - I Love You More Than I Hate Me
- 15
NOFX - Leave It Alone
- 16
NOFX - 72 Hookers
- 17
NOFX - Thank God It's Monday
- 18
NOFX - Murder The Government
- 19
NOFX - My Orphan Year
- 20
NOFX - Together On The Sand
- 21
NOFX - A Perfect Government
- 22
NOFX - All Outta Angst
- 23
NOFX - Falling in Love
- 24
NOFX - Medio Core
- 25
NOFX - Seeing Double At The Triple Rock
- 26
NOFX - Six Pack Girls
- 27
NOFX - The Brews
- 28
NOFX - 13 Stitches
- 29
NOFX - Bottles To The Ground
- 30
NOFX - Cantando En Espanol
- 31
NOFX - Cokie The Clown
- 32
NOFX - Dig
- 33
NOFX - Dinosaurs Will Die
- 34
NOFX - Eddie, Bruce and Paul
- 35
NOFX - El Lay
- 36
NOFX - Happy Break Up Song
- 37
NOFX - I Believe In Goddess
- 38
NOFX - I Don't Like Me Anymore
- 39
NOFX - I'm a Transvest-lite
- 40
NOFX - Kill All The White Man
- 41
NOFX - Leaving Jesusland
- 42
NOFX - Linewleum
- 43
NOFX - Lori Meyers
- 44
NOFX - Louise
- 45
NOFX - Monosyllabic Girl
- 46
NOFX - Nowhere
- 47
NOFX - Quart in Session
- 48
NOFX - Scavenger Type
- 49
NOFX - Sell Out
- 50
NOFX - She's Gone
- 51
NOFX - Six Years On Dope
- 52
NOFX - Stickin In My Eye
- 53
NOFX - The Cause
- 54
NOFX - Theme From A Nofx Album
- 55
NOFX - Whoops, I Od'd
- 56
NOFX - 180 Degrees
- 57
NOFX - All Of Me
- 58
NOFX - Always Hate Hippies
- 59
NOFX - American Errorist
- 60
NOFX - Anarchy Camp
- 61
NOFX - Backstage Passport Theme
- 62
NOFX - Bath of Least Resistance
- 63
NOFX - Benny Got Blowed Up
- 64
NOFX - Best God in Show
- 65
NOFX - Bleeding Heart Disease
- 66
NOFX - Can't Get the Stink Out
- 67
NOFX - Cheese/Where's My Slice
- 68
NOFX - Corazon de Oro
- 69
NOFX - Creeping Out Sara
- 70
NOFX - Dad's bad news
- 71
NOFX - Dead Beat Mom
- 72
NOFX - Decom-Posuer
- 73
NOFX - Doors And Fours
- 74
NOFX - Drop The World
- 75
NOFX - East Bay
- 76
NOFX - Eat The Meek (Dub Mix)
- 77
NOFX - Fan Mail
- 78
NOFX - First Call
- 79
NOFX - First Ditch Effort
- 80
NOFX - Fuck The Kids
- 81
NOFX - Fun Things To Fuck
- 82
NOFX - Generation Z
- 83
NOFX - Getting High On The Down Low
- 84
NOFX - Green Corn
- 85
NOFX - Happy Guy
- 86
NOFX - Herojuana
- 87
NOFX - Hobophobic (Scared Of Bums)
- 88
NOFX - I am a huge fan of Bad Religion
- 89
NOFX - I Am An Alcoholic
- 90
NOFX - I Am Going To Hell For This One
- 91
NOFX - It's My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite
- 92
NOFX - Jaundiced Eye
- 93
NOFX - Kids Of The K-hole
- 94
NOFX - Lager in the dark
- 95
NOFX - Mattersville
- 96
NOFX - My Name's Bud (My Parents Smoked Too Much Pot)
- 97
NOFX - No F-x
- 98
NOFX - Nofx- Herojuana
- 99
NOFX - Olive Me
- 100
NOFX - Olympia, WA
- 101
NOFX - On The Rag
- 102
NOFX - Open Your Eyes
- 103
NOFX - Oxy Moronic
- 104
NOFX - Philthy Phil Philanthropist
- 105
NOFX - Pimps and Hookers
- 106
NOFX - Please, Stop Fucking My Mom
- 107
NOFX - Punk Guy
- 108
NOFX - Punk Rock Elite
- 109
NOFX - Punk Song
- 110
NOFX - Reeko
- 111
NOFX - Regaining Unconsciousness
- 112
NOFX - Righteous Cause
- 113
NOFX - S&M Airlines
- 114
NOFX - San Francisco Fat
- 115
NOFX - She's Nubs
- 116
NOFX - Soul Doubt
- 117
NOFX - Spaghetti Motel
- 118
NOFX - Straight Edge
- 119
NOFX - Stranger Than Fishin
- 120
NOFX - Talking 'Bout Yo Mama
- 121
NOFX - The Irrationality Of Rationality
- 122
NOFX - The Malachi Crunch
- 123
NOFX - The Quitter
- 124
NOFX - There She Goes
- 125
NOFX - There's No Too Soon If Time Is Relative
- 126
NOFX - Total Bummer
- 127
NOFX - We Got Two Jealous Agains
- 128
NOFX - Whatever Didi Wants
- 129
NOFX - Whats The Matter With Parents Today
- 130
NOFX - Whoah On The Whoahs
- 131
NOFX - Wolves In Wolves' Clothing
- 132
NOFX - You're Bleeding
- 133
NOFX - You're Wrong
- 134
NOFX - 100 Times Fuckeder
- 135
NOFX - 2 on Glue
- 136
NOFX - 20 Something
- 137
NOFX - 60%
- 138
NOFX - 60% (Reprise)
- 139
NOFX - 99 Red Ballons
- 140
NOFX - A200 Club
- 141
NOFX - All His Suits Are Torn
- 142
NOFX - All My Friends In New York
- 143
NOFX - And Now For Something Completely Similar
- 144
NOFX - Ant Attack
- 145
NOFX - Antenna's
- 146
NOFX - Anti-social girl
- 147
NOFX - Arming The Proletariat With Potato Guns
- 148
NOFX - August 8th
- 149
NOFX - Bang Bang
- 150
NOFX - Beer Bong
- 151
NOFX - Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime)
- 152
NOFX - Bob Turkee
- 153
NOFX - Bob- Live Version
- 154
NOFX - Brain Constipation
- 155
NOFX - Buggley Eyes
- 156
NOFX - Bye Bye Biopsy Girl
- 157
NOFX - California Drought
- 158
NOFX - California Über Alice
- 159
NOFX - Canada Has Better Heroin
- 160
NOFX - Champs Élysées (translation)
- 161
NOFX - Champs-Elysées
- 162
NOFX - Cheese
- 163
NOFX - Civil Defense
- 164
NOFX - Clam Have Feelings Too
- 165
NOFX - Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)
- 166
NOFX - Co-Dependence Day
- 167
NOFX - Concerns Of A GOP Neo-Phyte (Wrong Version)
- 168
NOFX - Cool And Unusual Punishment
- 169
NOFX - Cops and Donuts
- 170
NOFX - Creeping Out Tegan
- 171
NOFX - Darby Crashing Your Party
- 172
NOFX - Day To Daze
- 173
NOFX - Don't Drink And Drive
- 174
NOFX - Door Nails
- 175
NOFX - Doornails
- 176
NOFX - Down With The Ship
- 177
NOFX - Drug Free America
- 178
NOFX - Drug Me
- 179
NOFX - Dying Degree
- 180
NOFX - Electricity
- 181
NOFX - Eric Melvin vs. PCP
- 182
NOFX - Everything In Moderation (Especially Moderation)
- 183
NOFX - Five Feet Under
- 184
NOFX - Fleas
- 185
NOFX - Food, Sex And Ewe
- 186
NOFX - Forming
- 187
NOFX - Forward to Death
- 188
NOFX - Free Dumb
- 189
NOFX - Freedom Lika Shopping Cart
- 190
NOFX - Fuck Da Kids
- 191
NOFX - Fuck Euphemism
- 192
NOFX - Fuck The Kids 2
- 193
NOFX - Fungus
- 194
NOFX - Germ Free Adolescents
- 195
NOFX - Gin and Juice
- 196
NOFX - Glass War
- 197
NOFX - Go To Work Wasted
- 198
NOFX - Golden Boys
- 199
NOFX - Gonoherpasyphilaids
- 200
NOFX - Guttermouth Is A Really Good Band
- 201
NOFX - Happy Father's Day
- 202
NOFX - Hardcore 84
- 203
NOFX - Here Comes The Neighborhood
- 204
NOFX - High Achievers
- 205
NOFX - Hit it hold it back
- 206
NOFX - Hold It Back
- 207
NOFX - Hotdog In A Hallway
- 208
NOFX - Hotel California (cover Eagles)
- 209
NOFX - I Don't Want you Around
- 210
NOFX - I Gotta Pee
- 211
NOFX - I Hate The Radio But I Like Fungus
- 212
NOFX - I Live In A Cake
- 213
NOFX - I Wanna Be An Alcoholic
- 214
NOFX - I Wanna Be Your Baby
- 215
NOFX - I Want You To Want Me
- 216
NOFX - I, Fatty
- 217
NOFX - I, Melvin
- 218
NOFX - I'm a Rat
- 219
NOFX - I'm So Sorry Tony
- 220
NOFX - I'm Tellin Tim
- 221
NOFX - I'm Telling Tim
- 222
NOFX - I've Become A Cliche
- 223
NOFX - I've Got One Jealous Again, Again
- 224
NOFX - ID
- 225
NOFX - Idiot Son Of An Asshole
- 226
NOFX - Instant Crassic
- 227
NOFX - Insulted By Germans (Again)
- 228
NOFX - Iron Man
- 229
NOFX - It Ain't Lonely At The Bottom
- 230
NOFX - Jamaica's Alright If You Like Homophobes
- 231
NOFX - Jaw, Knee, Music
- 232
NOFX - Jeff Wears Birkenstocks?
- 233
NOFX - Johnny Appleseed
- 234
NOFX - Johnny B Goode
- 235
NOFX - Juice Head
- 236
NOFX - Just The Flu
- 237
NOFX - Kill Rock Stars
- 238
NOFX - Kill The Poor
- 239
NOFX - Last Caress
- 240
NOFX - Last Night Was Really Fun?
- 241
NOFX - Lazy
- 242
NOFX - Let's Linch The Landlord
- 243
NOFX - Life of Riley
- 244
NOFX - Live Your Life
- 245
NOFX - Liza
- 246
NOFX - Liza And Louise
- 247
NOFX - Longest Line
- 248
NOFX - Love Story
- 249
NOFX - Lower
- 250
NOFX - Mean People Suck
- 251
NOFX - Memories
- 252
NOFX - Missing Child
- 253
NOFX - Mister Jones
- 254
NOFX - Mom's rules
- 255
NOFX - Monday
- 256
NOFX - Monsters
- 257
NOFX - Moron Brothers
- 258
NOFX - My Friends
- 259
NOFX - My Heart is Yearning
- 260
NOFX - My Penis
- 261
NOFX - My Sycophant Others
- 262
NOFX - My Vagina
- 263
NOFX - New Boobs
- 264
NOFX - New Happy Birthday Song?
- 265
NOFX - New Year's Revolution
- 266
NOFX - No More Lies
- 267
NOFX - No Problems
- 268
NOFX - No Way
- 269
NOFX - Nothing But A Nightmare
- 270
NOFX - On The Rag
- 271
NOFX - One Celled Creature
- 272
NOFX - One Million Coasters
- 273
NOFX - One Way Ticket To Fuckneckville
- 274
NOFX - Party Enema
- 275
NOFX - Pharmacist's Daughter
- 276
NOFX - Piece
- 277
NOFX - Please Play This Song On The Radio
- 278
NOFX - Pods And Gods
- 279
NOFX - Posuer
- 280
NOFX - Professional Crastination
- 281
NOFX - Puke On Cops
- 282
NOFX - Pump Up The Valuum
- 283
NOFX - Radio
- 284
NOFX - Reagan Sucks
- 285
NOFX - Release The Hostages
- 286
NOFX - Remnants
- 287
NOFX - Ronnie & Mags
- 288
NOFX - Screamin' For Change
- 289
NOFX - Secret Society
- 290
NOFX - See Her Pee
- 291
NOFX - She Didn't Lose Her Baby
- 292
NOFX - Shitting Bricks
- 293
NOFX - Shower Days
- 294
NOFX - Shut Up Already
- 295
NOFX - Sid And Nancy
- 296
NOFX - Ska Sucks
- 297
NOFX - Sloppy English
- 298
NOFX - Stand By Me
- 299
NOFX - Stoke Extinguisher
- 300
NOFX - Straight Outta Massachusetts
Don't Drink And Drive
NOFX
you might spill your drink
before you get behind
that wheel, just stop and think
you can take your chances
but there's so much to lose
another bumpy road,
there's so much wasted booze.
I'm not so worried
about how many I kill
I'm much more concerned
with how much beer I spill.
35% of accidents
are cause by pixilated
the other 65% are not
alcohol related.
What does this tell us
about the drunk drivers
they seem to have a
better record than
the sober team.
