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NOFX - Idiots Are Taking Over
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NOFX - Linoleum
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NOFX - Linoleum
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NOFX - The Separation of Church and Skate
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NOFX - Don't Call Me White
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NOFX - Eat The Meek
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NOFX - I Love You More Than I Hate Me
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NOFX - Stickin In My Eye
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NOFX - 72 Hookers
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NOFX - Bob
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NOFX - It's My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite
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NOFX - The Marxist Brothers
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NOFX - Drugs Are Good
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NOFX - Franco Un-American
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NOFX - My Vagina
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NOFX - Bottles To The Ground
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NOFX - Falling in Love
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NOFX - Thank God It's Monday
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NOFX - Together On The Sand
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NOFX - 180 Degrees
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NOFX - Day To Daze
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NOFX - Dinosaurs Will Die
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NOFX - Fermented and Flailing
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NOFX - I Believe In Goddess
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NOFX - Leave It Alone
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NOFX - Longest Line
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NOFX - Lori Meyers
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NOFX - Perfect Government
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NOFX - The Brews
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NOFX - The Decline
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NOFX - 60%
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NOFX - All His Suits Are Torn
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NOFX - Arming The Proletariat With Potato Guns
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NOFX - Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime)
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NOFX - Bleeding Heart Disease
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NOFX - Co-Dependence Day
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NOFX - Cokie The Clown
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NOFX - Dig
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NOFX - Doornails
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NOFX - Drop The World
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NOFX - Fun Things To Fuck
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NOFX - Happy Father's Day
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NOFX - Happy Guy
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NOFX - Hotdog In A Hallway
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NOFX - Kill All The White Man
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NOFX - Leaving Jesusland
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NOFX - Liza And Louise
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NOFX - Louise
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NOFX - Mattersville
- 50
NOFX - Murder The Government
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NOFX - New Happy Birthday Song?
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NOFX - Nowhere
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NOFX - Oxy Moronic
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NOFX - Pharmacist's Daughter
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NOFX - Quart in Session
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NOFX - Reeko
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NOFX - Seeing Double At The Triple Rock
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NOFX - She's Gone
- 59
NOFX - Shower Days
- 60
NOFX - The Big Drag
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NOFX - The Irrationality Of Rationality
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NOFX - The Longest Line
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NOFX - Vincent
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NOFX - Whats The Matter With Parents Today
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NOFX - Whoops, I Od'd
- 66
NOFX - Wore Out The Soles Of My Party Boots
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NOFX - 60% (Reprise)
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NOFX - 99 Red Ballons
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NOFX - All Of Me
- 70
NOFX - Anarchy Camp
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NOFX - August 8th
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NOFX - Beer Bong
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NOFX - Champs Élysées (translation)
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NOFX - Champs-Elysées
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NOFX - Drug Free America
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NOFX - Eat The Meek (Dub Mix)
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NOFX - Eddie, Bruce and Paul
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NOFX - El Lay
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NOFX - Freedom Lika Shopping Cart
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NOFX - Fuck Da Kids
- 81
NOFX - Generation Z
- 82
NOFX - Golden Boys
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NOFX - Herojuana
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NOFX - Hobophobic (Scared Of Bums)
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NOFX - I Am An Alcoholic
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NOFX - I Hate The Radio But I Like Fungus
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NOFX - I'm Telling Tim
- 88
NOFX - I've Become A Cliche
- 89
NOFX - Jeff Wears Birkenstocks?
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NOFX - Johnny Appleseed
- 91
NOFX - Kill Rock Stars
- 92
NOFX - Life of Riley
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NOFX - Linewleum
- 94
NOFX - Liza
- 95
NOFX - Love Story
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NOFX - Mister Jones
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NOFX - Monosyllabic Girl
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NOFX - My Heart is Yearning
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NOFX - New Boobs
- 100
NOFX - Nofx- Herojuana
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NOFX - One Celled Creature
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NOFX - One Million Coasters
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NOFX - Philthy Phil Philanthropist
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NOFX - Pump Up The Valuum
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NOFX - Radio
- 106
NOFX - Regaining Unconsciousness
- 107
NOFX - Release The Hostages
- 108
NOFX - San Francisco Fat
- 109
NOFX - Screamin' For Change
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NOFX - Sell Out
- 111
NOFX - She Didn't Lose Her Baby
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NOFX - She's Nubs
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NOFX - Shut Up Already
- 114
NOFX - Soul Doubt
- 115
NOFX - Straight Edge
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NOFX - The Black And White
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NOFX - The Malachi Crunch
- 118
NOFX - The Moron Brothers
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NOFX - The Plan
- 120
NOFX - The Punk Song
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NOFX - The Quitter
- 122
NOFX - USA-Holes
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NOFX - You Put Your Chocolate in My Peanut Butter
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NOFX - 100 Times Fuckeder
- 125
NOFX - 13 Stitches
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NOFX - 2 on Glue
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NOFX - 20 Something
- 128
NOFX - A Perfect Government
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NOFX - All My Friends In New York
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NOFX - All Outta Angst
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NOFX - Always Hate Hippies
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NOFX - American Errorist
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NOFX - And Now For Something Completely Similar
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NOFX - Antenna's
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NOFX - Backstage Passport Theme
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NOFX - Bang Bang
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NOFX - Benny Got Blowed Up
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NOFX - Bob Turkee
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NOFX - Brain Constipation
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NOFX - Buggley Eyes
- 141
NOFX - California Drought
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NOFX - California Über Alice
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NOFX - Can't Get the Stink Out
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NOFX - Canada Has Better Heroin
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NOFX - Cantando En Espanol
- 146
NOFX - Cheese
- 147
NOFX - Cheese/Where's My Slice
- 148
NOFX - Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)
- 149
NOFX - Cool And Unusual Punishment
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NOFX - Creeping Out Sara
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NOFX - Creeping Out Tegan
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NOFX - Dad's bad news
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NOFX - Dead Beat Mom
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NOFX - Decom-Posuer
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NOFX - Don't Drink And Drive
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NOFX - Door Nails
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NOFX - Doors And Fours
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NOFX - Drug Me
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NOFX - Dying Degree
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NOFX - Electricity
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NOFX - Everything In Moderation (Especially Moderation)
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NOFX - Fan Mail
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NOFX - First Call
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NOFX - First Ditch Effort
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NOFX - Five Feet Under
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NOFX - Fleas
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NOFX - Food, Sex And Ewe
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NOFX - Forming
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NOFX - Forward to Death
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NOFX - Free Dumb
- 171
NOFX - Fuck Euphemism
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NOFX - Fuck The Kids 2
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NOFX - Germ Free Adolescents
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NOFX - Getting High On The Down Low
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NOFX - Gin and Juice
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NOFX - Go To Work Wasted
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NOFX - Gonoherpasyphilaids
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NOFX - Guttermouth Is A Really Good Band
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NOFX - Hardcore 84
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NOFX - Hit it hold it back
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NOFX - Hold It Back
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NOFX - Hotel California (cover Eagles)
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NOFX - I am a huge fan of Bad Religion
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NOFX - I Am Going To Hell For This One
- 185
NOFX - I Don't Like Me Anymore
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NOFX - I Don't Want you Around
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NOFX - I Gotta Pee
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NOFX - I Wanna Be An Alcoholic
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NOFX - I Want You To Want Me
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NOFX - I'm a Rat
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NOFX - I'm a Transvest-lite
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NOFX - I'm So Sorry Tony
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NOFX - I'm Tellin Tim
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NOFX - I've Got One Jealous Again, Again
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NOFX - ID
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NOFX - Insulted By Germans (Again)
- 197
NOFX - Iron Man
- 198
NOFX - Jaundiced Eye
- 199
NOFX - Johnny B Goode
- 200
NOFX - Juice Head
- 201
NOFX - Just The Flu
- 202
NOFX - Lager in the dark
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NOFX - Last Caress
- 204
NOFX - Last Night Was Really Fun?
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NOFX - Lazy
- 206
NOFX - Let's Linch The Landlord
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NOFX - Live Your Life
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NOFX - Lower
- 209
NOFX - Mean People Suck
- 210
NOFX - Medio Core
- 211
NOFX - Memories
- 212
NOFX - Mom's rules
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NOFX - Monday
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NOFX - Monsters
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NOFX - Moron Brothers
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NOFX - My Friends
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NOFX - My Orphan Year
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NOFX - My Penis
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NOFX - New Year's Revolution
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NOFX - No Problems
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NOFX - No Way
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NOFX - Nothing But A Nightmare
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NOFX - Olympia, WA
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NOFX - On The Rag
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NOFX - Open Your Eyes
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NOFX - Party Enema
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NOFX - Piece
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NOFX - Please, Stop Fucking My Mom
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NOFX - Posuer
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NOFX - Puke On Cops
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NOFX - Punk Guy
- 232
NOFX - Punk Rock Elite
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NOFX - Remnants
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NOFX - Righteous Cause
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NOFX - Ronnie & Mags
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NOFX - Scavenger Type
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NOFX - See Her Pee
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NOFX - Sid And Nancy
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NOFX - Six Years On Dope
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NOFX - Ska Sucks
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NOFX - Sloppy English
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NOFX - Spaghetti Motel
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NOFX - Stand By Me
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NOFX - Straight Outta Massachusetts
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NOFX - Stranded
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NOFX - Stupid Canadiens
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NOFX - Suits And Ladders
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NOFX - Summer of 69
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NOFX - Take Two Placebos And Call Me Lame
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NOFX - Take Two Placebos And U Can Call Me Lame
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NOFX - Talking 'Bout Yo Mama
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NOFX - Teenage Punching Bag
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NOFX - Tenderloin
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NOFX - That's Why I Love Her
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NOFX - The Agony of Victory
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NOFX - The Bag
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NOFX - The death of John Smith
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NOFX - The KKK Took My Baby Away (Ramones cover)
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NOFX - The Man I Killed
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NOFX - Theme From A Nofx Album
- 261
NOFX - There She Goes
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NOFX - There's No Too Soon If Time Is Relative
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NOFX - This Machine Is 4
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NOFX - Three Against Me
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NOFX - Three On Speed
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NOFX - Three Stits To The Wind
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NOFX - Three String Guitar
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NOFX - Timmy The Turtle
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NOFX - Total Bummer
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NOFX - Totally Fucked
- 271
NOFX - Truck Stop Blues
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NOFX - Urban Campers
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NOFX - Vanilla Sex
- 274
NOFX - Vegetarian Mumbo Jumbo
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NOFX - We Called it America
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NOFX - We Don't Play Ska Anymore
- 277
NOFX - We Got Two Jealous Agains
- 278
NOFX - We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows
- 279
NOFX - When ya Get Drafted
- 280
NOFX - Xmas Has Been X'ed
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NOFX - You Can Go Your Own Way
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NOFX - You Will Lose Faith
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NOFX - You're Wrong
- 284
NOFX - Your Hubcaps Cost More Than My Car
- 285
NOFX - A200 Club
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NOFX - Ant Attack
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NOFX - Anti-social girl
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NOFX - Bath of Least Resistance
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NOFX - Best God in Show
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NOFX - Bob- Live Version
- 291
NOFX - Bye Bye Biopsy Girl
- 292
NOFX - Civil Defense
- 293
NOFX - Clam Have Feelings Too
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NOFX - Concerns Of A GOP Neo-Phyte (Wrong Version)
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NOFX - Cops and Donuts
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NOFX - Corazon de Oro
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NOFX - Darby Crashing Your Party
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NOFX - Down With The Ship
- 299
NOFX - East Bay
- 300
NOFX - Eric Melvin vs. PCP
Creeping Out Tegan
NOFX
Talking to a cute, fair-skinned brunette
I asked her if she wanted to have a beer and if she liked our set
I noticed that her hair was longer in the back
I figured that's cuz she's Canadian
That's why I was surprised when she told me that she was kinda lesbian
That's when I realized it was Tegan or maybe it was Sara
I'm pretty sure that it was Tegan
Cuz Johnny Sampson said she was the cooler one
I told her that I was a big fan of her band
She asked me if I had a favorite song
I admitted that I never actually heard them but I like k.d. lang
I told her this Jew knows about the Juno's
And how they got robbed three times in a row
And then I asked her if she knew of anyone who's selling pills or blow
That's when I creeped out Tegan or maybe I just pissed her
Off when I asked her if her sister and her had ever had a threesome
Where they both ganged up on one girl, a forgy or a fivesome
Do they think strap-ons are groovy, and had they ever seen the movie
Bound and did they like Jennifer Tilly? Did they like Jennifer Tilly?
Tegan said she preferred Gina Gershon, Angelina Jolie
In the "Gia" movie that was on HBO
And "If These Walls Could Talk" made Sara cry a lot
After that I forgot what she said
That's the problem with Klonopin, so many things I don't remember
But I got a sinking feeling, I think she might be vegan
And I think I creeped out Tegan, I was creeping out on Tegan
I hope it wasn't Sara, cause (Matt) Skiba said she is the cooler one
