- 1
NOFX - Don't Call Me White
- 2
NOFX - Linoleum
- 3
NOFX - Idiots Are Taking Over
- 4
NOFX - Leave It Alone
- 5
NOFX - The Separation of Church and Skate
- 6
NOFX - Dinosaurs Will Die
- 7
NOFX - My Vagina
- 8
NOFX - Linoleum
- 9
NOFX - The Brews
- 10
NOFX - 72 Hookers
- 11
NOFX - Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime)
- 12
NOFX - Bob
- 13
NOFX - Drugs Are Good
- 14
NOFX - Lori Meyers
- 15
NOFX - My Orphan Year
- 16
NOFX - Thank God It's Monday
- 17
NOFX - Together On The Sand
- 18
NOFX - Best God in Show
- 19
NOFX - Happy Father's Day
- 20
NOFX - Seeing Double At The Triple Rock
- 21
NOFX - Bleeding Heart Disease
- 22
NOFX - Can't Get the Stink Out
- 23
NOFX - Eat The Meek
- 24
NOFX - Eddie, Bruce and Paul
- 25
NOFX - Happy Guy
- 26
NOFX - Idiot Son Of An Asshole
- 27
NOFX - Johnny Appleseed
- 28
NOFX - Leaving Jesusland
- 29
NOFX - New Boobs
- 30
NOFX - New Happy Birthday Song?
- 31
NOFX - Scavenger Type
- 32
NOFX - Stickin In My Eye
- 33
NOFX - The Marxist Brothers
- 34
NOFX - Whoops, I Od'd
- 35
NOFX - All Outta Angst
- 36
NOFX - Benny Got Blowed Up
- 37
NOFX - Champs-Elysées
- 38
NOFX - Creeping Out Sara
- 39
NOFX - Dig
- 40
NOFX - Doornails
- 41
NOFX - Drop The World
- 42
NOFX - Fleas
- 43
NOFX - Franco Un-American
- 44
NOFX - Freedom Lika Shopping Cart
- 45
NOFX - I Am An Alcoholic
- 46
NOFX - I Am Going To Hell For This One
- 47
NOFX - I Love You More Than I Hate Me
- 48
NOFX - It's My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite
- 49
NOFX - Liza And Louise
- 50
NOFX - Monosyllabic Girl
- 51
NOFX - On The Rag
- 52
NOFX - Perfect Government
- 53
NOFX - Philthy Phil Philanthropist
- 54
NOFX - Punk Guy
- 55
NOFX - Punk Rock Elite
- 56
NOFX - Sell Out
- 57
NOFX - She's Gone
- 58
NOFX - Shower Days
- 59
NOFX - The Decline
- 60
NOFX - The Man I Killed
- 61
NOFX - The Plan
- 62
NOFX - Total Bummer
- 63
NOFX - Warm
- 64
NOFX - We Called it America
- 65
NOFX - You Drink, You Drive, You Spill
- 66
NOFX - You Put Your Chocolate in My Peanut Butter
- 67
NOFX - 100 Times Fuckeder
- 68
NOFX - 13 Stitches
- 69
NOFX - 99 Red Ballons
- 70
NOFX - All His Suits Are Torn
- 71
NOFX - All My Friends In New York
- 72
NOFX - Anarchy Camp
- 73
NOFX - Bob Turkee
- 74
NOFX - Brain Constipation
- 75
NOFX - Cantando En Espanol
- 76
NOFX - Civil Defense
- 77
NOFX - Darby Crashing Your Party
- 78
NOFX - Day To Daze
- 79
NOFX - Dying Degree
- 80
NOFX - Eat The Meek (Dub Mix)
- 81
NOFX - Eric Melvin vs. PCP
- 82
NOFX - First Call
- 83
NOFX - Gin and Juice
- 84
NOFX - Green Corn
- 85
NOFX - Guttermouth Is A Really Good Band
- 86
NOFX - Here Comes The Neighborhood
- 87
NOFX - Hit it hold it back
- 88
NOFX - I Don't Like Me Anymore
- 89
NOFX - I Gotta Pee
- 90
NOFX - I, Melvin
- 91
NOFX - I'm a Rat
- 92
NOFX - I'm a Transvest-lite
- 93
NOFX - I'm Telling Tim
- 94
NOFX - Instant Crassic
- 95
NOFX - Jaundiced Eye
- 96
NOFX - Jeff Wears Birkenstocks?
- 97
NOFX - Juice Head
- 98
NOFX - Just The Flu
- 99
NOFX - Kill All The White Man
- 100
NOFX - Kill Rock Stars
- 101
NOFX - Lager in the dark
- 102
NOFX - Last Caress
- 103
NOFX - Live Your Life
- 104
NOFX - Longest Line
- 105
NOFX - Lower
- 106
NOFX - Mattersville
- 107
NOFX - Medio Core
- 108
NOFX - Monsters
- 109
NOFX - Moron Brothers
- 110
NOFX - My Heart is Yearning
- 111
NOFX - My Penis
- 112
NOFX - Nofx- Herojuana
- 113
NOFX - Nowhere
- 114
NOFX - Olive Me
- 115
NOFX - One Way Ticket To Fuckneckville
- 116
NOFX - Oxy Moronic
- 117
NOFX - Piece
- 118
NOFX - Please Play This Song On The Radio
- 119
NOFX - Quart in Session
- 120
NOFX - Reeko
- 121
NOFX - Release The Hostages
- 122
NOFX - Ronnie & Mags
- 123
NOFX - Shut Up Already
- 124
NOFX - Spaghetti Motel
- 125
NOFX - Stranded
- 126
NOFX - Suits And Ladders
- 127
NOFX - Take Two Placebos And Call Me Lame
- 128
NOFX - The Black And White
- 129
NOFX - The Cause
- 130
NOFX - The Desperation's Gone
- 131
NOFX - The Irrationality Of Rationality
- 132
NOFX - The Longest Line
- 133
NOFX - The Malachi Crunch
- 134
NOFX - The Quitter
- 135
NOFX - Timmy The Turtle
- 136
NOFX - USA-Holes
- 137
NOFX - Vanilla Sex
- 138
NOFX - Vegetarian Mumbo Jumbo
- 139
NOFX - Vincent
- 140
NOFX - We march to the beat of an indifferent drum
- 141
NOFX - We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows
- 142
NOFX - You Can Go Your Own Way
- 143
NOFX - You're Wrong
- 144
NOFX - Zyclone B Bathhouse
- 145
NOFX - 180 Degrees
- 146
NOFX - 2 on Glue
- 147
NOFX - 20 Something
- 148
NOFX - 60%
- 149
NOFX - 60% (Reprise)
- 150
NOFX - A Perfect Government
- 151
NOFX - A200 Club
- 152
NOFX - All Of Me
- 153
NOFX - Always Hate Hippies
- 154
NOFX - American Errorist
- 155
NOFX - And Now For Something Completely Similar
- 156
NOFX - Ant Attack
- 157
NOFX - Antenna's
- 158
NOFX - Anti-social girl
- 159
NOFX - Arming The Proletariat With Potato Guns
- 160
NOFX - August 8th
- 161
NOFX - Backstage Passport Theme
- 162
NOFX - Bang Bang
- 163
NOFX - Bath of Least Resistance
- 164
NOFX - Beer Bong
- 165
NOFX - Bob- Live Version
- 166
NOFX - Bottles To The Ground
- 167
NOFX - Buggley Eyes
- 168
NOFX - Bye Bye Biopsy Girl
- 169
NOFX - California Drought
- 170
NOFX - California Über Alice
- 171
NOFX - Canada Has Better Heroin
- 172
NOFX - Champs Élysées (translation)
- 173
NOFX - Cheese
- 174
NOFX - Cheese/Where's My Slice
- 175
NOFX - Clam Have Feelings Too
- 176
NOFX - Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)
- 177
NOFX - Co-Dependence Day
- 178
NOFX - Cokie The Clown
- 179
NOFX - Concerns Of A GOP Neo-Phyte (Wrong Version)
- 180
NOFX - Cool And Unusual Punishment
- 181
NOFX - Cops and Donuts
- 182
NOFX - Corazon de Oro
- 183
NOFX - Creeping Out Tegan
- 184
NOFX - Dad's bad news
- 185
NOFX - Dead Beat Mom
- 186
NOFX - Decom-Posuer
- 187
NOFX - Don't Drink And Drive
- 188
NOFX - Door Nails
- 189
NOFX - Doors And Fours
- 190
NOFX - Down With The Ship
- 191
NOFX - Drug Free America
- 192
NOFX - Drug Me
- 193
NOFX - East Bay
- 194
NOFX - El Lay
- 195
NOFX - Electricity
- 196
NOFX - Everything In Moderation (Especially Moderation)
- 197
NOFX - Falling in Love
- 198
NOFX - Fan Mail
- 199
NOFX - Fermented and Flailing
- 200
NOFX - First Ditch Effort
- 201
NOFX - Five Feet Under
- 202
NOFX - Food, Sex And Ewe
- 203
NOFX - Forming
- 204
NOFX - Forward to Death
- 205
NOFX - Free Dumb
- 206
NOFX - Fuck Da Kids
- 207
NOFX - Fuck Euphemism
- 208
NOFX - Fuck The Kids
- 209
NOFX - Fuck The Kids 2
- 210
NOFX - Fun Things To Fuck
- 211
NOFX - Fungus
- 212
NOFX - Generation Z
- 213
NOFX - Germ Free Adolescents
- 214
NOFX - Getting High On The Down Low
- 215
NOFX - Glass War
- 216
NOFX - Go To Work Wasted
- 217
NOFX - Golden Boys
- 218
NOFX - Gonoherpasyphilaids
- 219
NOFX - Happy Break Up Song
- 220
NOFX - Hardcore 84
- 221
NOFX - Herojuana
- 222
NOFX - High Achievers
- 223
NOFX - Hobophobic (Scared Of Bums)
- 224
NOFX - Hold It Back
- 225
NOFX - Hotdog In A Hallway
- 226
NOFX - Hotel California (cover Eagles)
- 227
NOFX - I am a huge fan of Bad Religion
- 228
NOFX - I Believe In Goddess
- 229
NOFX - I Don't Want you Around
- 230
NOFX - I Hate The Radio But I Like Fungus
- 231
NOFX - I Live In A Cake
- 232
NOFX - I Wanna Be An Alcoholic
- 233
NOFX - I Wanna Be Your Baby
- 234
NOFX - I Want You To Want Me
- 235
NOFX - I, Fatty
- 236
NOFX - I'm So Sorry Tony
- 237
NOFX - I'm Tellin Tim
- 238
NOFX - I've Become A Cliche
- 239
NOFX - I've Got One Jealous Again, Again
- 240
NOFX - ID
- 241
NOFX - Insulted By Germans (Again)
- 242
NOFX - Iron Man
- 243
NOFX - It Ain't Lonely At The Bottom
- 244
NOFX - Jamaica's Alright If You Like Homophobes
- 245
NOFX - Jaw, Knee, Music
- 246
NOFX - Johnny B Goode
- 247
NOFX - Kids Of The K-hole
- 248
NOFX - Kill The Poor
- 249
NOFX - Last Night Was Really Fun?
- 250
NOFX - Lazy
- 251
NOFX - Let's Linch The Landlord
- 252
NOFX - Life of Riley
- 253
NOFX - Linewleum
- 254
NOFX - Liza
- 255
NOFX - Louise
- 256
NOFX - Love Story
- 257
NOFX - Mean People Suck
- 258
NOFX - Memories
- 259
NOFX - Missing Child
- 260
NOFX - Mister Jones
- 261
NOFX - Mom's rules
- 262
NOFX - Monday
- 263
NOFX - Murder The Government
- 264
NOFX - My Friends
- 265
NOFX - My Name's Bud (My Parents Smoked Too Much Pot)
- 266
NOFX - My Sycophant Others
- 267
NOFX - New Year's Revolution
- 268
NOFX - No F-x
- 269
NOFX - No More Lies
- 270
NOFX - No Problems
- 271
NOFX - No Way
- 272
NOFX - Nothing But A Nightmare
- 273
NOFX - Olympia, WA
- 274
NOFX - On The Rag
- 275
NOFX - One Celled Creature
- 276
NOFX - One Million Coasters
- 277
NOFX - Open Your Eyes
- 278
NOFX - Party Enema
- 279
NOFX - Pharmacist's Daughter
- 280
NOFX - Pimps and Hookers
- 281
NOFX - Please, Stop Fucking My Mom
- 282
NOFX - Pods And Gods
- 283
NOFX - Posuer
- 284
NOFX - Professional Crastination
- 285
NOFX - Puke On Cops
- 286
NOFX - Pump Up The Valuum
- 287
NOFX - Punk Song
- 288
NOFX - Radio
- 289
NOFX - Reagan Sucks
- 290
NOFX - Regaining Unconsciousness
- 291
NOFX - Remnants
- 292
NOFX - Righteous Cause
- 293
NOFX - S&M Airlines
- 294
NOFX - San Francisco Fat
- 295
NOFX - Screamin' For Change
- 296
NOFX - Secret Society
- 297
NOFX - See Her Pee
- 298
NOFX - She Didn't Lose Her Baby
- 299
NOFX - She's Nubs
- 300
NOFX - Shitting Bricks
Linewleum
NOFX
So I'm not crazy
For trying to pimp out a classic song
At 25 years old it's the human thing to do
Even though you know we know you think it's wrong
But after 700 covers and 1800 shows
And because it's the song that Colombian's love to hum
We voted to pull the plug and euthanize
Linoleum
I think I was born into this world
To piss people off
So I'm doing what a smart band never would
I'm taking our one well known song
And trying to make it
Not very good
Linoleum never meant anything to me
I never even wrote a chorus, just verses and a bridge
It's like bull-dozing a bowling alley, for a used record store
Decomposing your best song is sacrilege
But when most hopeless bands play it wrong
And it's Le Tigre's best song
And it was the last song that Tony ever played
It's time to put Linoleum out to stud
And make sure that it gets laid
That's me and I got a new kitchen floor
But I still sleep with a close friend
The leather trunk next to my bed
That's me on the street and I'm walking with my kid
When she told me she knows everything I did
Because she just finished our book
What? Wait. What?
What the fuck?
What the hell?
Why did she feel the need to tell me
That she knows her dad is more than kinda weird
She knows that I do drugs
She knows that I'm kinky
But what keeps me up at night is that her and her friends know that I drink pee
