- 1
NOFX - Idiots Are Taking Over
- 2
NOFX - Linoleum
- 3
NOFX - Don't Call Me White
- 4
NOFX - Perfect Government
- 5
NOFX - Linoleum
- 6
NOFX - Fermented and Flailing
- 7
NOFX - Bob
- 8
NOFX - My Vagina
- 9
NOFX - The Decline
- 10
NOFX - Together On The Sand
- 11
NOFX - Oxy Moronic
- 12
NOFX - The Separation of Church and Skate
- 13
NOFX - Drugs Are Good
- 14
NOFX - Missing Child
- 15
NOFX - Stickin In My Eye
- 16
NOFX - Thank God It's Monday
- 17
NOFX - All Outta Angst
- 18
NOFX - Creeping Out Sara
- 19
NOFX - Drug Free America
- 20
NOFX - Eat The Meek
- 21
NOFX - Franco Un-American
- 22
NOFX - Leave It Alone
- 23
NOFX - Moron Brothers
- 24
NOFX - Seeing Double At The Triple Rock
- 25
NOFX - Shut Up Already
- 26
NOFX - The Longest Line
- 27
NOFX - Bang Bang
- 28
NOFX - Bath of Least Resistance
- 29
NOFX - Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime)
- 30
NOFX - Happy Guy
- 31
NOFX - Hotel California (cover Eagles)
- 32
NOFX - I Love You More Than I Hate Me
- 33
NOFX - Linewleum
- 34
NOFX - Lori Meyers
- 35
NOFX - Louise
- 36
NOFX - Medio Core
- 37
NOFX - Monosyllabic Girl
- 38
NOFX - No F-x
- 39
NOFX - Pimps and Hookers
- 40
NOFX - Reeko
- 41
NOFX - Warm
- 42
NOFX - 100 Times Fuckeder
- 43
NOFX - 13 Stitches
- 44
NOFX - 72 Hookers
- 45
NOFX - All My Friends In New York
- 46
NOFX - Brain Constipation
- 47
NOFX - Bye Bye Biopsy Girl
- 48
NOFX - Cantando En Espanol
- 49
NOFX - Cheese/Where's My Slice
- 50
NOFX - Eddie, Bruce and Paul
- 51
NOFX - Forming
- 52
NOFX - Free Dumb
- 53
NOFX - Herojuana
- 54
NOFX - Hold It Back
- 55
NOFX - I'm So Sorry Tony
- 56
NOFX - I've Got One Jealous Again, Again
- 57
NOFX - Johnny B Goode
- 58
NOFX - Just The Flu
- 59
NOFX - Kill All The White Man
- 60
NOFX - Lazy
- 61
NOFX - Leaving Jesusland
- 62
NOFX - Liza And Louise
- 63
NOFX - My Friends
- 64
NOFX - My Sycophant Others
- 65
NOFX - On The Rag
- 66
NOFX - Philthy Phil Philanthropist
- 67
NOFX - Quart in Session
- 68
NOFX - Scavenger Type
- 69
NOFX - Six Pack Girls
- 70
NOFX - Soul Doubt
- 71
NOFX - Suits And Ladders
- 72
NOFX - Summer of 69
- 73
NOFX - The death of John Smith
- 74
NOFX - The Marxist Brothers
- 75
NOFX - USA-Holes
- 76
NOFX - Vincent
- 77
NOFX - Where's My Slice?
- 78
NOFX - You're Wrong
- 79
NOFX - Your Hubcaps Cost More Than My Car
- 80
NOFX - 2 on Glue
- 81
NOFX - A Perfect Government
- 82
NOFX - All His Suits Are Torn
- 83
NOFX - All Of Me
- 84
NOFX - Anarchy Camp
- 85
NOFX - And Now For Something Completely Similar
- 86
NOFX - Ant Attack
- 87
NOFX - August 8th
- 88
NOFX - Backstage Passport Theme
- 89
NOFX - Bob Turkee
- 90
NOFX - Bottles To The Ground
- 91
NOFX - California Drought
- 92
NOFX - Champs Élysées (translation)
- 93
NOFX - Clam Have Feelings Too
- 94
NOFX - Cokie The Clown
- 95
NOFX - Corazon de Oro
- 96
NOFX - Dad's bad news
- 97
NOFX - Darby Crashing Your Party
- 98
NOFX - Decom-Posuer
- 99
NOFX - Dinosaurs Will Die
- 100
NOFX - Door Nails
- 101
NOFX - Dying Degree
- 102
NOFX - East Bay
- 103
NOFX - El Lay
- 104
NOFX - Electricity
- 105
NOFX - Everything In Moderation (Especially Moderation)
- 106
NOFX - Falling in Love
- 107
NOFX - Fuck The Kids
- 108
NOFX - Fuck The Kids 2
- 109
NOFX - Fun Things To Fuck
- 110
NOFX - Fungus
- 111
NOFX - Generation Z
- 112
NOFX - Go To Work Wasted
- 113
NOFX - Green Corn
- 114
NOFX - Happy Break Up Song
- 115
NOFX - Happy Father's Day
- 116
NOFX - Hardcore 84
- 117
NOFX - High Achievers
- 118
NOFX - Hit it hold it back
- 119
NOFX - Hotdog In A Hallway
- 120
NOFX - I am a huge fan of Bad Religion
- 121
NOFX - I Am An Alcoholic
- 122
NOFX - I Am Going To Hell For This One
- 123
NOFX - I Believe In Goddess
- 124
NOFX - I Want You To Want Me
- 125
NOFX - I, Fatty
- 126
NOFX - I'm a Rat
- 127
NOFX - I'm a Transvest-lite
- 128
NOFX - ID
- 129
NOFX - Idiot Son Of An Asshole
- 130
NOFX - Insulted By Germans (Again)
- 131
NOFX - Iron Man
- 132
NOFX - It Ain't Lonely At The Bottom
- 133
NOFX - It's My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite
- 134
NOFX - Jaw, Knee, Music
- 135
NOFX - Kids Of The K-hole
- 136
NOFX - Kill Rock Stars
- 137
NOFX - Live Your Life
- 138
NOFX - Mattersville
- 139
NOFX - Mean People Suck
- 140
NOFX - Memories
- 141
NOFX - My Heart is Yearning
- 142
NOFX - My Name's Bud (My Parents Smoked Too Much Pot)
- 143
NOFX - My Orphan Year
- 144
NOFX - New Year's Revolution
- 145
NOFX - Nofx- Herojuana
- 146
NOFX - Nothing But A Nightmare
- 147
NOFX - Olympia, WA
- 148
NOFX - One Way Ticket To Fuckneckville
- 149
NOFX - Open Your Eyes
- 150
NOFX - Pharmacist's Daughter
- 151
NOFX - Punk Guy
- 152
NOFX - Radio
- 153
NOFX - Regaining Unconsciousness
- 154
NOFX - Release The Hostages
- 155
NOFX - Righteous Cause
- 156
NOFX - S&M Airlines
- 157
NOFX - San Francisco Fat
- 158
NOFX - Secret Society
- 159
NOFX - She's Gone
- 160
NOFX - She's Nubs
- 161
NOFX - Six Years On Dope
- 162
NOFX - Sloppy English
- 163
NOFX - Spaghetti Motel
- 164
NOFX - Stoke Extinguisher
- 165
NOFX - Stranded
- 166
NOFX - Stranger Than Fishin
- 167
NOFX - Take Two Placebos And Call Me Lame
- 168
NOFX - Teenage Punching Bag
- 169
NOFX - Thalidomide Child
- 170
NOFX - The Agony of Victory
- 171
NOFX - The Big Drag
- 172
NOFX - The Black And White
- 173
NOFX - The Brews
- 174
NOFX - The Cause
- 175
NOFX - The Irrationality Of Rationality
- 176
NOFX - The Malachi Crunch
- 177
NOFX - The Plan
- 178
NOFX - The Punk Song
- 179
NOFX - The Quitter
- 180
NOFX - Theme From A Nofx Album
- 181
NOFX - There She Goes
- 182
NOFX - There's No Too Soon If Time Is Relative
- 183
NOFX - Three Against Me
- 184
NOFX - Three Stits To The Wind
- 185
NOFX - Three String Guitar
- 186
NOFX - Vegetarian Mumbo Jumbo
- 187
NOFX - We Called it America
- 188
NOFX - We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows
- 189
NOFX - Whats The Matter With Parents Today
- 190
NOFX - When ya Get Drafted
- 191
NOFX - Whoah On The Whoahs
- 192
NOFX - Whoops, I Od'd
- 193
NOFX - Wore Out The Soles Of My Party Boots
- 194
NOFX - Xmas Has Been X'ed
- 195
NOFX - You Can Go Your Own Way
- 196
NOFX - You're Bleeding
- 197
NOFX - 180 Degrees
- 198
NOFX - 20 Something
- 199
NOFX - 60%
- 200
NOFX - 60% (Reprise)
- 201
NOFX - 99 Red Ballons
- 202
NOFX - A200 Club
- 203
NOFX - Always Hate Hippies
- 204
NOFX - American Errorist
- 205
NOFX - Antenna's
- 206
NOFX - Anti-social girl
- 207
NOFX - Arming The Proletariat With Potato Guns
- 208
NOFX - Beer Bong
- 209
NOFX - Benny Got Blowed Up
- 210
NOFX - Best God in Show
- 211
NOFX - Bleeding Heart Disease
- 212
NOFX - Bob- Live Version
- 213
NOFX - Buggley Eyes
- 214
NOFX - California Über Alice
- 215
NOFX - Can't Get the Stink Out
- 216
NOFX - Canada Has Better Heroin
- 217
NOFX - Champs-Elysées
- 218
NOFX - Cheese
- 219
NOFX - Civil Defense
- 220
NOFX - Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)
- 221
NOFX - Co-Dependence Day
- 222
NOFX - Concerns Of A GOP Neo-Phyte (Wrong Version)
- 223
NOFX - Cool And Unusual Punishment
- 224
NOFX - Cops and Donuts
- 225
NOFX - Creeping Out Tegan
- 226
NOFX - Day To Daze
- 227
NOFX - Dead Beat Mom
- 228
NOFX - Dig
- 229
NOFX - Don't Drink And Drive
- 230
NOFX - Doornails
- 231
NOFX - Doors And Fours
- 232
NOFX - Down With The Ship
- 233
NOFX - Drop The World
- 234
NOFX - Drug Me
- 235
NOFX - Eat The Meek (Dub Mix)
- 236
NOFX - Eric Melvin vs. PCP
- 237
NOFX - Fan Mail
- 238
NOFX - First Call
- 239
NOFX - First Ditch Effort
- 240
NOFX - Five Feet Under
- 241
NOFX - Fleas
- 242
NOFX - Food, Sex And Ewe
- 243
NOFX - Forward to Death
- 244
NOFX - Freedom Lika Shopping Cart
- 245
NOFX - Fuck Da Kids
- 246
NOFX - Fuck Euphemism
- 247
NOFX - Germ Free Adolescents
- 248
NOFX - Getting High On The Down Low
- 249
NOFX - Gin and Juice
- 250
NOFX - Glass War
- 251
NOFX - Golden Boys
- 252
NOFX - Gonoherpasyphilaids
- 253
NOFX - Guttermouth Is A Really Good Band
- 254
NOFX - Here Comes The Neighborhood
- 255
NOFX - Hobophobic (Scared Of Bums)
- 256
NOFX - I Don't Like Me Anymore
- 257
NOFX - I Don't Want you Around
- 258
NOFX - I Gotta Pee
- 259
NOFX - I Hate The Radio But I Like Fungus
- 260
NOFX - I Live In A Cake
- 261
NOFX - I Wanna Be An Alcoholic
- 262
NOFX - I Wanna Be Your Baby
- 263
NOFX - I, Melvin
- 264
NOFX - I'm Tellin Tim
- 265
NOFX - I'm Telling Tim
- 266
NOFX - I've Become A Cliche
- 267
NOFX - Instant Crassic
- 268
NOFX - Jamaica's Alright If You Like Homophobes
- 269
NOFX - Jaundiced Eye
- 270
NOFX - Jeff Wears Birkenstocks?
- 271
NOFX - Johnny Appleseed
- 272
NOFX - Juice Head
- 273
NOFX - Kill The Poor
- 274
NOFX - Lager in the dark
- 275
NOFX - Last Caress
- 276
NOFX - Last Night Was Really Fun?
- 277
NOFX - Let's Linch The Landlord
- 278
NOFX - Life of Riley
- 279
NOFX - Liza
- 280
NOFX - Longest Line
- 281
NOFX - Love Story
- 282
NOFX - Lower
- 283
NOFX - Mister Jones
- 284
NOFX - Mom's rules
- 285
NOFX - Monday
- 286
NOFX - Monsters
- 287
NOFX - Murder The Government
- 288
NOFX - My Penis
- 289
NOFX - New Boobs
- 290
NOFX - New Happy Birthday Song?
- 291
NOFX - No More Lies
- 292
NOFX - No Problems
- 293
NOFX - No Way
- 294
NOFX - Nowhere
- 295
NOFX - Olive Me
- 296
NOFX - On The Rag
- 297
NOFX - One Celled Creature
- 298
NOFX - One Million Coasters
- 299
NOFX - Party Enema
- 300
NOFX - Piece
Creeping Out Sara
NOFX
talking to a cute, fair-skinned brunette
I asked her if she wanted to have a beer and if she liked our set
I noticed that her hair was longer in the back
I figure that's 'cause she's Canadian
That's why I was surprised when she told me she was fully lesbian
That's when I realized it was Sara
Or maybe it was Tegan
I'm pretty sure that it was Sara
Cause Johnny Sandlin said she was the cooler one
I told her I was a big fan of her band
She asked me if I had a favorite song
I admitted that I'd never actually heard them, but I like K. D. Lang
I told about the Junos
And how they got robbed 3 times in a row
And then I asked her if she knew of anyone who was selling pills or blow
That's when I creeped out Sara
Or maybe I just pissed her off when I asked her if her sister
and her had ever had a threesome
Where they both ganged up one girl
A fourgy or a fivesome
Do they think strap ons are groovy
and had they ever seen the movie
Bound did they like Jennifer Tilly
Did they like Jennifer Tilly
Sara said she
preferred Gina Gershon
Angelina Jolie
In the Gia movie
That was on HBO
and If These Walls Could Talk
Made Tegan cry a lot
After that I forgot what she said
That's the problem with Diazopan
So many things I don't remember
But I've got a sinking feeling
It's not that I'm a
But I think that I creeped out Sara
I was creeping out on Sara
I hope it wasn't Tegan
Cause Skiba said she is the cooler one.
