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NOFX - Don't Call Me White
- 2
NOFX - Stickin In My Eye
- 3
NOFX - Linoleum
- 4
NOFX - Lori Meyers
- 5
NOFX - Linoleum
- 6
NOFX - Idiots Are Taking Over
- 7
NOFX - Leave It Alone
- 8
NOFX - The Separation of Church and Skate
- 9
NOFX - The Decline
- 10
NOFX - Drugs Are Good
- 11
NOFX - Happy Father's Day
- 12
NOFX - Thank God It's Monday
- 13
NOFX - Falling in Love
- 14
NOFX - Bob
- 15
NOFX - Eat The Meek
- 16
NOFX - Happy Guy
- 17
NOFX - I'm So Sorry Tony
- 18
NOFX - I Love You More Than I Hate Me
- 19
NOFX - Together On The Sand
- 20
NOFX - Freedom Lika Shopping Cart
- 21
NOFX - Johnny Appleseed
- 22
NOFX - Dinosaurs Will Die
- 23
NOFX - Kill All The White Man
- 24
NOFX - Love Story
- 25
NOFX - Moron Brothers
- 26
NOFX - My Orphan Year
- 27
NOFX - Perfect Government
- 28
NOFX - Please, Stop Fucking My Mom
- 29
NOFX - Reeko
- 30
NOFX - The Bag
- 31
NOFX - The Brews
- 32
NOFX - All His Suits Are Torn
- 33
NOFX - All Outta Angst
- 34
NOFX - Cokie The Clown
- 35
NOFX - I Am An Alcoholic
- 36
NOFX - I'm Telling Tim
- 37
NOFX - Kids Of The K-hole
- 38
NOFX - Linewleum
- 39
NOFX - Philthy Phil Philanthropist
- 40
NOFX - Seeing Double At The Triple Rock
- 41
NOFX - Straight Edge
- 42
NOFX - The Cause
- 43
NOFX - The Malachi Crunch
- 44
NOFX - Vanilla Sex
- 45
NOFX - We Called it America
- 46
NOFX - Whatever Didi Wants
- 47
NOFX - 13 Stitches
- 48
NOFX - 60%
- 49
NOFX - 72 Hookers
- 50
NOFX - August 8th
- 51
NOFX - Champs Élysées (translation)
- 52
NOFX - Champs-Elysées
- 53
NOFX - Doors And Fours
- 54
NOFX - Dying Degree
- 55
NOFX - Everything In Moderation (Especially Moderation)
- 56
NOFX - Fuck Euphemism
- 57
NOFX - Generation Z
- 58
NOFX - Green Corn
- 59
NOFX - Hotdog In A Hallway
- 60
NOFX - I Wanna Be Your Baby
- 61
NOFX - I'm Tellin Tim
- 62
NOFX - Just The Flu
- 63
NOFX - Monosyllabic Girl
- 64
NOFX - My Heart is Yearning
- 65
NOFX - Piece
- 66
NOFX - S&M Airlines
- 67
NOFX - Sid And Nancy
- 68
NOFX - Soul Doubt
- 69
NOFX - The Agony of Victory
- 70
NOFX - The death of John Smith
- 71
NOFX - Warm
- 72
NOFX - 100 Times Fuckeder
- 73
NOFX - 2 on Glue
- 74
NOFX - 60% (Reprise)
- 75
NOFX - A Perfect Government
- 76
NOFX - A200 Club
- 77
NOFX - All My Friends In New York
- 78
NOFX - Always Hate Hippies
- 79
NOFX - Anarchy Camp
- 80
NOFX - Beer Bong
- 81
NOFX - Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime)
- 82
NOFX - Bottles To The Ground
- 83
NOFX - Creeping Out Sara
- 84
NOFX - Dad's bad news
- 85
NOFX - Darby Crashing Your Party
- 86
NOFX - Decom-Posuer
- 87
NOFX - Dig
- 88
NOFX - Doornails
- 89
NOFX - Drop The World
- 90
NOFX - Eat The Meek (Dub Mix)
- 91
NOFX - Eddie, Bruce and Paul
- 92
NOFX - First Call
- 93
NOFX - Fleas
- 94
NOFX - Franco Un-American
- 95
NOFX - Getting High On The Down Low
- 96
NOFX - Hotel California (cover Eagles)
- 97
NOFX - I Don't Like Me Anymore
- 98
NOFX - I Don't Want you Around
- 99
NOFX - It Ain't Lonely At The Bottom
- 100
NOFX - It's My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite
- 101
NOFX - Jeff Wears Birkenstocks?
- 102
NOFX - Medio Core
- 103
NOFX - Mister Jones
- 104
NOFX - Murder The Government
- 105
NOFX - My Friends
- 106
NOFX - My Vagina
- 107
NOFX - New Happy Birthday Song?
- 108
NOFX - No More Lies
- 109
NOFX - One Celled Creature
- 110
NOFX - One Way Ticket To Fuckneckville
- 111
NOFX - Oxy Moronic
- 112
NOFX - Please Play This Song On The Radio
- 113
NOFX - Punk Guy
- 114
NOFX - Radio
- 115
NOFX - Release The Hostages
- 116
NOFX - Scavenger Type
- 117
NOFX - Sell Out
- 118
NOFX - She's Gone
- 119
NOFX - Shower Days
- 120
NOFX - Shut Up Already
- 121
NOFX - Six Years On Dope
- 122
NOFX - Stranger Than Fishin
- 123
NOFX - That's Why I Love Her
- 124
NOFX - The Longest Line
- 125
NOFX - The Man I Killed
- 126
NOFX - The Moron Brothers
- 127
NOFX - The Plan
- 128
NOFX - The Quitter
- 129
NOFX - Theme From A Nofx Album
- 130
NOFX - There's No Too Soon If Time Is Relative
- 131
NOFX - Total Bummer
- 132
NOFX - Totally Fucked
- 133
NOFX - Vincent
- 134
NOFX - We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows
- 135
NOFX - Whats The Matter With Parents Today
- 136
NOFX - Xmas Has Been X'ed
- 137
NOFX - You Can Go Your Own Way
- 138
NOFX - You're Bleeding
- 139
NOFX - 180 Degrees
- 140
NOFX - 20 Something
- 141
NOFX - 99 Red Ballons
- 142
NOFX - All Of Me
- 143
NOFX - American Errorist
- 144
NOFX - And Now For Something Completely Similar
- 145
NOFX - Ant Attack
- 146
NOFX - Antenna's
- 147
NOFX - Anti-social girl
- 148
NOFX - Arming The Proletariat With Potato Guns
- 149
NOFX - Backstage Passport Theme
- 150
NOFX - Bang Bang
- 151
NOFX - Bath of Least Resistance
- 152
NOFX - Benny Got Blowed Up
- 153
NOFX - Best God in Show
- 154
NOFX - Bleeding Heart Disease
- 155
NOFX - Bob Turkee
- 156
NOFX - Bob- Live Version
- 157
NOFX - Brain Constipation
- 158
NOFX - Buggley Eyes
- 159
NOFX - Bye Bye Biopsy Girl
- 160
NOFX - California Drought
- 161
NOFX - California Über Alice
- 162
NOFX - Can't Get the Stink Out
- 163
NOFX - Canada Has Better Heroin
- 164
NOFX - Cantando En Espanol
- 165
NOFX - Cheese
- 166
NOFX - Cheese/Where's My Slice
- 167
NOFX - Civil Defense
- 168
NOFX - Clam Have Feelings Too
- 169
NOFX - Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)
- 170
NOFX - Co-Dependence Day
- 171
NOFX - Concerns Of A GOP Neo-Phyte (Wrong Version)
- 172
NOFX - Cool And Unusual Punishment
- 173
NOFX - Cops and Donuts
- 174
NOFX - Corazon de Oro
- 175
NOFX - Creeping Out Tegan
- 176
NOFX - Day To Daze
- 177
NOFX - Dead Beat Mom
- 178
NOFX - Don't Drink And Drive
- 179
NOFX - Door Nails
- 180
NOFX - Down With The Ship
- 181
NOFX - Drug Free America
- 182
NOFX - Drug Me
- 183
NOFX - East Bay
- 184
NOFX - El Lay
- 185
NOFX - Electricity
- 186
NOFX - Eric Melvin vs. PCP
- 187
NOFX - Fan Mail
- 188
NOFX - Fermented and Flailing
- 189
NOFX - First Ditch Effort
- 190
NOFX - Five Feet Under
- 191
NOFX - Food, Sex And Ewe
- 192
NOFX - Forming
- 193
NOFX - Forward to Death
- 194
NOFX - Free Dumb
- 195
NOFX - Fuck Da Kids
- 196
NOFX - Fuck The Kids
- 197
NOFX - Fuck The Kids 2
- 198
NOFX - Fun Things To Fuck
- 199
NOFX - Fungus
- 200
NOFX - Germ Free Adolescents
- 201
NOFX - Gin and Juice
- 202
NOFX - Glass War
- 203
NOFX - Go To Work Wasted
- 204
NOFX - Golden Boys
- 205
NOFX - Gonoherpasyphilaids
- 206
NOFX - Guttermouth Is A Really Good Band
- 207
NOFX - Happy Break Up Song
- 208
NOFX - Hardcore 84
- 209
NOFX - Here Comes The Neighborhood
- 210
NOFX - Herojuana
- 211
NOFX - High Achievers
- 212
NOFX - Hit it hold it back
- 213
NOFX - Hobophobic (Scared Of Bums)
- 214
NOFX - Hold It Back
- 215
NOFX - I am a huge fan of Bad Religion
- 216
NOFX - I Am Going To Hell For This One
- 217
NOFX - I Believe In Goddess
- 218
NOFX - I Gotta Pee
- 219
NOFX - I Hate The Radio But I Like Fungus
- 220
NOFX - I Live In A Cake
- 221
NOFX - I Wanna Be An Alcoholic
- 222
NOFX - I Want You To Want Me
- 223
NOFX - I, Fatty
- 224
NOFX - I, Melvin
- 225
NOFX - I'm a Rat
- 226
NOFX - I'm a Transvest-lite
- 227
NOFX - I've Become A Cliche
- 228
NOFX - I've Got One Jealous Again, Again
- 229
NOFX - ID
- 230
NOFX - Idiot Son Of An Asshole
- 231
NOFX - Instant Crassic
- 232
NOFX - Insulted By Germans (Again)
- 233
NOFX - Iron Man
- 234
NOFX - Jamaica's Alright If You Like Homophobes
- 235
NOFX - Jaundiced Eye
- 236
NOFX - Jaw, Knee, Music
- 237
NOFX - Johnny B Goode
- 238
NOFX - Juice Head
- 239
NOFX - Kill Rock Stars
- 240
NOFX - Kill The Poor
- 241
NOFX - Lager in the dark
- 242
NOFX - Last Caress
- 243
NOFX - Last Night Was Really Fun?
- 244
NOFX - Lazy
- 245
NOFX - Leaving Jesusland
- 246
NOFX - Let's Linch The Landlord
- 247
NOFX - Life of Riley
- 248
NOFX - Live Your Life
- 249
NOFX - Liza
- 250
NOFX - Liza And Louise
- 251
NOFX - Longest Line
- 252
NOFX - Louise
- 253
NOFX - Lower
- 254
NOFX - Mattersville
- 255
NOFX - Mean People Suck
- 256
NOFX - Memories
- 257
NOFX - Missing Child
- 258
NOFX - Mom's rules
- 259
NOFX - Monday
- 260
NOFX - Monsters
- 261
NOFX - My Name's Bud (My Parents Smoked Too Much Pot)
- 262
NOFX - My Penis
- 263
NOFX - My Sycophant Others
- 264
NOFX - New Boobs
- 265
NOFX - New Year's Revolution
- 266
NOFX - No F-x
- 267
NOFX - No Problems
- 268
NOFX - No Way
- 269
NOFX - Nofx- Herojuana
- 270
NOFX - Nothing But A Nightmare
- 271
NOFX - Nowhere
- 272
NOFX - Olive Me
- 273
NOFX - Olympia, WA
- 274
NOFX - On The Rag
- 275
NOFX - On The Rag
- 276
NOFX - One Million Coasters
- 277
NOFX - Open Your Eyes
- 278
NOFX - Party Enema
- 279
NOFX - Pharmacist's Daughter
- 280
NOFX - Pimps and Hookers
- 281
NOFX - Pods And Gods
- 282
NOFX - Posuer
- 283
NOFX - Professional Crastination
- 284
NOFX - Puke On Cops
- 285
NOFX - Pump Up The Valuum
- 286
NOFX - Punk Rock Elite
- 287
NOFX - Punk Song
- 288
NOFX - Quart in Session
- 289
NOFX - Reagan Sucks
- 290
NOFX - Regaining Unconsciousness
- 291
NOFX - Remnants
- 292
NOFX - Righteous Cause
- 293
NOFX - Ronnie & Mags
- 294
NOFX - San Francisco Fat
- 295
NOFX - Screamin' For Change
- 296
NOFX - Secret Society
- 297
NOFX - See Her Pee
- 298
NOFX - She Didn't Lose Her Baby
- 299
NOFX - She's Nubs
- 300
NOFX - Shitting Bricks
I'm a Rat
NOFX
And I'm happy about that
Because everyone believes that I was caught
Now they feel so good about themselves
Cause they like to watch me suffer
Until they found it in their hearts to help me out
So I thanked them and apologized for all my bad behavior
I blamed it on my addiction to cheese
Now everybody likes me and thinks I'm rehabilitated
And I finally get to do what the fuck I please
I am a rat and
I don't wanna hear your sermon
I am a vermin
And I'm always gonna gnaw on things
I know will aggravate you
I am a rat acting like a good do'er till I go back to my sewer
And ingest my chosen poisons
I am a rat
I am a rat
I am a rat
I am a rat
And I put myself on that trap
And I'm happy about that