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NOFX - Idiots Are Taking Over
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NOFX - Linoleum
- 3
NOFX - Don't Call Me White
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NOFX - Stickin In My Eye
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NOFX - Bob
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NOFX - Linoleum
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NOFX - 72 Hookers
- 8
NOFX - Bleeding Heart Disease
- 9
NOFX - Dinosaurs Will Die
- 10
NOFX - Drugs Are Good
- 11
NOFX - Falling in Love
- 12
NOFX - Happy Guy
- 13
NOFX - All Outta Angst
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NOFX - It's My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite
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NOFX - Lori Meyers
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NOFX - Eat The Meek
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NOFX - I Love You More Than I Hate Me
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NOFX - Louise
- 19
NOFX - Murder The Government
- 20
NOFX - The Separation of Church and Skate
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NOFX - Vincent
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NOFX - Bottles To The Ground
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NOFX - Liza
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NOFX - Perfect Government
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NOFX - Linewleum
- 26
NOFX - Moron Brothers
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NOFX - Seeing Double At The Triple Rock
- 28
NOFX - Thank God It's Monday
- 29
NOFX - The death of John Smith
- 30
NOFX - 180 Degrees
- 31
NOFX - All His Suits Are Torn
- 32
NOFX - All My Friends In New York
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NOFX - Anti-social girl
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NOFX - Champs-Elysées
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NOFX - Everything In Moderation (Especially Moderation)
- 36
NOFX - Freedom Lika Shopping Cart
- 37
NOFX - I Want You To Want Me
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NOFX - I'm a Transvest-lite
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NOFX - My Orphan Year
- 40
NOFX - My Vagina
- 41
NOFX - Scavenger Type
- 42
NOFX - Six Years On Dope
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NOFX - Together On The Sand
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NOFX - Whatever Didi Wants
- 45
NOFX - Xmas Has Been X'ed
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NOFX - 13 Stitches
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NOFX - 20 Something
- 48
NOFX - All Of Me
- 49
NOFX - Anarchy Camp
- 50
NOFX - And Now For Something Completely Similar
- 51
NOFX - August 8th
- 52
NOFX - Backstage Passport Theme
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NOFX - Benny Got Blowed Up
- 54
NOFX - Bye Bye Biopsy Girl
- 55
NOFX - California Drought
- 56
NOFX - Canada Has Better Heroin
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NOFX - Cheese/Where's My Slice
- 58
NOFX - Cokie The Clown
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NOFX - Creeping Out Tegan
- 60
NOFX - Dad's bad news
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NOFX - Dig
- 62
NOFX - Doornails
- 63
NOFX - Doors And Fours
- 64
NOFX - Drop The World
- 65
NOFX - Drug Free America
- 66
NOFX - Fan Mail
- 67
NOFX - First Call
- 68
NOFX - Generation Z
- 69
NOFX - Gonoherpasyphilaids
- 70
NOFX - Green Corn
- 71
NOFX - Hit it hold it back
- 72
NOFX - Hold It Back
- 73
NOFX - Hotdog In A Hallway
- 74
NOFX - Hotel California (cover Eagles)
- 75
NOFX - I Believe In Goddess
- 76
NOFX - I Don't Like Me Anymore
- 77
NOFX - I Wanna Be Your Baby
- 78
NOFX - I've Become A Cliche
- 79
NOFX - I've Got One Jealous Again, Again
- 80
NOFX - It Ain't Lonely At The Bottom
- 81
NOFX - Last Caress
- 82
NOFX - Last Night Was Really Fun?
- 83
NOFX - Leaving Jesusland
- 84
NOFX - Lower
- 85
NOFX - My Heart is Yearning
- 86
NOFX - Nofx- Herojuana
- 87
NOFX - Pharmacist's Daughter
- 88
NOFX - Philthy Phil Philanthropist
- 89
NOFX - Please Play This Song On The Radio
- 90
NOFX - Quart in Session
- 91
NOFX - Release The Hostages
- 92
NOFX - Ronnie & Mags
- 93
NOFX - See Her Pee
- 94
NOFX - She's Gone
- 95
NOFX - Shower Days
- 96
NOFX - Soul Doubt
- 97
NOFX - Stand By Me
- 98
NOFX - Stoke Extinguisher
- 99
NOFX - Straight Edge
- 100
NOFX - Straight Outta Massachusetts
- 101
NOFX - That's Why I Love Her
- 102
NOFX - The Decline
- 103
NOFX - The Irrationality Of Rationality
- 104
NOFX - There She Goes
- 105
NOFX - Total Bummer
- 106
NOFX - We Called it America
- 107
NOFX - Whats The Matter With Parents Today
- 108
NOFX - 100 Times Fuckeder
- 109
NOFX - 2 on Glue
- 110
NOFX - 60%
- 111
NOFX - 60% (Reprise)
- 112
NOFX - 99 Red Ballons
- 113
NOFX - A Perfect Government
- 114
NOFX - A200 Club
- 115
NOFX - Always Hate Hippies
- 116
NOFX - American Errorist
- 117
NOFX - Ant Attack
- 118
NOFX - Antenna's
- 119
NOFX - Arming The Proletariat With Potato Guns
- 120
NOFX - Bang Bang
- 121
NOFX - Bath of Least Resistance
- 122
NOFX - Beer Bong
- 123
NOFX - Best God in Show
- 124
NOFX - Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime)
- 125
NOFX - Bob Turkee
- 126
NOFX - Bob- Live Version
- 127
NOFX - Brain Constipation
- 128
NOFX - Buggley Eyes
- 129
NOFX - California Über Alice
- 130
NOFX - Can't Get the Stink Out
- 131
NOFX - Cantando En Espanol
- 132
NOFX - Champs Élysées (translation)
- 133
NOFX - Cheese
- 134
NOFX - Civil Defense
- 135
NOFX - Clam Have Feelings Too
- 136
NOFX - Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)
- 137
NOFX - Co-Dependence Day
- 138
NOFX - Concerns Of A GOP Neo-Phyte (Wrong Version)
- 139
NOFX - Cool And Unusual Punishment
- 140
NOFX - Cops and Donuts
- 141
NOFX - Corazon de Oro
- 142
NOFX - Creeping Out Sara
- 143
NOFX - Darby Crashing Your Party
- 144
NOFX - Day To Daze
- 145
NOFX - Dead Beat Mom
- 146
NOFX - Decom-Posuer
- 147
NOFX - Don't Drink And Drive
- 148
NOFX - Door Nails
- 149
NOFX - Down With The Ship
- 150
NOFX - Drug Me
- 151
NOFX - Dying Degree
- 152
NOFX - East Bay
- 153
NOFX - Eat The Meek (Dub Mix)
- 154
NOFX - Eddie, Bruce and Paul
- 155
NOFX - El Lay
- 156
NOFX - Electricity
- 157
NOFX - Eric Melvin vs. PCP
- 158
NOFX - Fermented and Flailing
- 159
NOFX - First Ditch Effort
- 160
NOFX - Five Feet Under
- 161
NOFX - Fleas
- 162
NOFX - Food, Sex And Ewe
- 163
NOFX - Forming
- 164
NOFX - Forward to Death
- 165
NOFX - Franco Un-American
- 166
NOFX - Free Dumb
- 167
NOFX - Fuck Da Kids
- 168
NOFX - Fuck Euphemism
- 169
NOFX - Fuck The Kids
- 170
NOFX - Fuck The Kids 2
- 171
NOFX - Fun Things To Fuck
- 172
NOFX - Fungus
- 173
NOFX - Germ Free Adolescents
- 174
NOFX - Getting High On The Down Low
- 175
NOFX - Gin and Juice
- 176
NOFX - Glass War
- 177
NOFX - Go To Work Wasted
- 178
NOFX - Golden Boys
- 179
NOFX - Guttermouth Is A Really Good Band
- 180
NOFX - Happy Break Up Song
- 181
NOFX - Happy Father's Day
- 182
NOFX - Hardcore 84
- 183
NOFX - Here Comes The Neighborhood
- 184
NOFX - Herojuana
- 185
NOFX - High Achievers
- 186
NOFX - Hobophobic (Scared Of Bums)
- 187
NOFX - I am a huge fan of Bad Religion
- 188
NOFX - I Am An Alcoholic
- 189
NOFX - I Am Going To Hell For This One
- 190
NOFX - I Don't Want you Around
- 191
NOFX - I Gotta Pee
- 192
NOFX - I Hate The Radio But I Like Fungus
- 193
NOFX - I Live In A Cake
- 194
NOFX - I Wanna Be An Alcoholic
- 195
NOFX - I, Fatty
- 196
NOFX - I, Melvin
- 197
NOFX - I'm a Rat
- 198
NOFX - I'm So Sorry Tony
- 199
NOFX - I'm Tellin Tim
- 200
NOFX - I'm Telling Tim
- 201
NOFX - ID
- 202
NOFX - Idiot Son Of An Asshole
- 203
NOFX - Instant Crassic
- 204
NOFX - Insulted By Germans (Again)
- 205
NOFX - Iron Man
- 206
NOFX - Jamaica's Alright If You Like Homophobes
- 207
NOFX - Jaundiced Eye
- 208
NOFX - Jaw, Knee, Music
- 209
NOFX - Jeff Wears Birkenstocks?
- 210
NOFX - Johnny Appleseed
- 211
NOFX - Johnny B Goode
- 212
NOFX - Juice Head
- 213
NOFX - Just The Flu
- 214
NOFX - Kids Of The K-hole
- 215
NOFX - Kill All The White Man
- 216
NOFX - Kill Rock Stars
- 217
NOFX - Kill The Poor
- 218
NOFX - Lager in the dark
- 219
NOFX - Lazy
- 220
NOFX - Leave It Alone
- 221
NOFX - Let's Linch The Landlord
- 222
NOFX - Life of Riley
- 223
NOFX - Live Your Life
- 224
NOFX - Liza And Louise
- 225
NOFX - Longest Line
- 226
NOFX - Love Story
- 227
NOFX - Mattersville
- 228
NOFX - Mean People Suck
- 229
NOFX - Medio Core
- 230
NOFX - Memories
- 231
NOFX - Missing Child
- 232
NOFX - Mister Jones
- 233
NOFX - Mom's rules
- 234
NOFX - Monday
- 235
NOFX - Monosyllabic Girl
- 236
NOFX - Monsters
- 237
NOFX - My Friends
- 238
NOFX - My Name's Bud (My Parents Smoked Too Much Pot)
- 239
NOFX - My Penis
- 240
NOFX - My Sycophant Others
- 241
NOFX - New Boobs
- 242
NOFX - New Happy Birthday Song?
- 243
NOFX - New Year's Revolution
- 244
NOFX - No F-x
- 245
NOFX - No More Lies
- 246
NOFX - No Problems
- 247
NOFX - No Way
- 248
NOFX - Nothing But A Nightmare
- 249
NOFX - Nowhere
- 250
NOFX - Olive Me
- 251
NOFX - Olympia, WA
- 252
NOFX - On The Rag
- 253
NOFX - On The Rag
- 254
NOFX - One Celled Creature
- 255
NOFX - One Million Coasters
- 256
NOFX - One Way Ticket To Fuckneckville
- 257
NOFX - Open Your Eyes
- 258
NOFX - Oxy Moronic
- 259
NOFX - Party Enema
- 260
NOFX - Piece
- 261
NOFX - Pimps and Hookers
- 262
NOFX - Please, Stop Fucking My Mom
- 263
NOFX - Pods And Gods
- 264
NOFX - Posuer
- 265
NOFX - Professional Crastination
- 266
NOFX - Puke On Cops
- 267
NOFX - Pump Up The Valuum
- 268
NOFX - Punk Guy
- 269
NOFX - Punk Rock Elite
- 270
NOFX - Punk Song
- 271
NOFX - Radio
- 272
NOFX - Reagan Sucks
- 273
NOFX - Reeko
- 274
NOFX - Regaining Unconsciousness
- 275
NOFX - Remnants
- 276
NOFX - Righteous Cause
- 277
NOFX - S&M Airlines
- 278
NOFX - San Francisco Fat
- 279
NOFX - Screamin' For Change
- 280
NOFX - Secret Society
- 281
NOFX - Sell Out
- 282
NOFX - She Didn't Lose Her Baby
- 283
NOFX - She's Nubs
- 284
NOFX - Shitting Bricks
- 285
NOFX - Shut Up Already
- 286
NOFX - Sid And Nancy
- 287
NOFX - Six Pack Girls
- 288
NOFX - Ska Sucks
- 289
NOFX - Sloppy English
- 290
NOFX - Spaghetti Motel
- 291
NOFX - Stranded
- 292
NOFX - Stranger Than Fishin
- 293
NOFX - Stupid Canadiens
- 294
NOFX - Suits And Ladders
- 295
NOFX - Summer of 69
- 296
NOFX - Take Two Placebos And Call Me Lame
- 297
NOFX - Take Two Placebos And U Can Call Me Lame
- 298
NOFX - Talking 'Bout Yo Mama
- 299
NOFX - Teenage Punching Bag
- 300
NOFX - Tenderloin
Linewleum
NOFX
So I'm not crazy
For trying to pimp out a classic song
At 25 years old it's the human thing to do
Even though you know we know you think it's wrong
But after 700 covers and 1800 shows
And because it's the song that Colombian's love to hum
We voted to pull the plug and euthanize
Linoleum
I think I was born into this world
To piss people off
So I'm doing what a smart band never would
I'm taking our one well known song
And trying to make it
Not very good
Linoleum never meant anything to me
I never even wrote a chorus, just verses and a bridge
It's like bull-dozing a bowling alley, for a used record store
Decomposing your best song is sacrilege
But when most hopeless bands play it wrong
And it's Le Tigre's best song
And it was the last song that Tony ever played
It's time to put Linoleum out to stud
And make sure that it gets laid
That's me and I got a new kitchen floor
But I still sleep with a close friend
The leather trunk next to my bed
That's me on the street and I'm walking with my kid
When she told me she knows everything I did
Because she just finished our book
What? Wait. What?
What the fuck?
What the hell?
Why did she feel the need to tell me
That she knows her dad is more than kinda weird
She knows that I do drugs
She knows that I'm kinky
But what keeps me up at night is that her and her friends know that I drink pee
