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NOFX - Linoleum
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NOFX - Idiots Are Taking Over
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NOFX - Don't Call Me White
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NOFX - Linoleum
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NOFX - Eat The Meek
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NOFX - Stickin In My Eye
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NOFX - The Separation of Church and Skate
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NOFX - Thank God It's Monday
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NOFX - The Brews
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NOFX - Dinosaurs Will Die
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NOFX - Leave It Alone
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NOFX - Happy Guy
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NOFX - I Love You More Than I Hate Me
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NOFX - The Decline
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NOFX - Happy Father's Day
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NOFX - Lori Meyers
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NOFX - Bob
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NOFX - Drugs Are Good
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NOFX - Generation Z
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NOFX - She's Gone
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NOFX - 60%
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NOFX - Eddie, Bruce and Paul
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NOFX - Franco Un-American
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NOFX - I Don't Like Me Anymore
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NOFX - Kids Of The K-hole
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NOFX - Monosyllabic Girl
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NOFX - Murder The Government
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NOFX - Suits And Ladders
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NOFX - The Bag
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NOFX - Together On The Sand
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NOFX - We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows
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NOFX - 72 Hookers
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NOFX - All Outta Angst
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NOFX - American Errorist
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NOFX - Anarchy Camp
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NOFX - August 8th
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NOFX - Best God in Show
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NOFX - Champs-Elysées
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NOFX - Cokie The Clown
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NOFX - Decom-Posuer
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NOFX - Dig
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NOFX - Hotel California (cover Eagles)
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NOFX - I Am An Alcoholic
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NOFX - I Am Going To Hell For This One
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NOFX - I'm So Sorry Tony
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NOFX - It's My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite
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NOFX - Kill All The White Man
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NOFX - Liza And Louise
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NOFX - Mattersville
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NOFX - Moron Brothers
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NOFX - My Heart is Yearning
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NOFX - Punk Guy
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NOFX - Reeko
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NOFX - Seeing Double At The Triple Rock
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NOFX - Soul Doubt
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NOFX - That's Why I Love Her
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NOFX - The Cause
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NOFX - The Longest Line
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NOFX - Total Bummer
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NOFX - Vincent
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NOFX - Whatever Didi Wants
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NOFX - 13 Stitches
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NOFX - 60% (Reprise)
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NOFX - 99 Red Ballons
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NOFX - All His Suits Are Torn
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NOFX - All My Friends In New York
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NOFX - Arming The Proletariat With Potato Guns
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NOFX - Bleeding Heart Disease
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NOFX - Bottles To The Ground
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NOFX - California Drought
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NOFX - Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)
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NOFX - Creeping Out Sara
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NOFX - Falling in Love
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NOFX - Fuck Euphemism
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NOFX - Getting High On The Down Low
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NOFX - Gin and Juice
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NOFX - I Wanna Be Your Baby
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NOFX - I, Fatty
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NOFX - I'm a Transvest-lite
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NOFX - I'm Telling Tim
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NOFX - Kill Rock Stars
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NOFX - Missing Child
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NOFX - My Orphan Year
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NOFX - My Sycophant Others
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NOFX - No F-x
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NOFX - Oxy Moronic
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NOFX - Pods And Gods
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NOFX - Quart in Session
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NOFX - Radio
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NOFX - Sell Out
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NOFX - Stranger Than Fishin
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NOFX - The Black And White
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NOFX - The Desperation's Gone
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NOFX - The Irrationality Of Rationality
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NOFX - The Malachi Crunch
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NOFX - The Man I Killed
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NOFX - The Marxist Brothers
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NOFX - The Plan
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NOFX - Three On Speed
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NOFX - Truck Stop Blues
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NOFX - Vegetarian Mumbo Jumbo
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NOFX - We Called it America
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NOFX - We Got Two Jealous Agains
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NOFX - Whoah On The Whoahs
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NOFX - Wolves In Wolves' Clothing
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NOFX - Your Hubcaps Cost More Than My Car
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NOFX - 100 Times Fuckeder
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NOFX - 180 Degrees
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NOFX - 2 on Glue
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NOFX - 20 Something
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NOFX - A Perfect Government
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NOFX - A200 Club
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NOFX - All Of Me
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NOFX - Always Hate Hippies
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NOFX - And Now For Something Completely Similar
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NOFX - Ant Attack
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NOFX - Antenna's
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NOFX - Anti-social girl
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NOFX - Backstage Passport Theme
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NOFX - Bang Bang
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NOFX - Bath of Least Resistance
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NOFX - Beer Bong
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NOFX - Benny Got Blowed Up
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NOFX - Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime)
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NOFX - Bob Turkee
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NOFX - Bob- Live Version
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NOFX - Brain Constipation
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NOFX - Buggley Eyes
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NOFX - Bye Bye Biopsy Girl
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NOFX - California Über Alice
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NOFX - Can't Get the Stink Out
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NOFX - Canada Has Better Heroin
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NOFX - Cantando En Espanol
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NOFX - Champs Élysées (translation)
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NOFX - Cheese
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NOFX - Cheese/Where's My Slice
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NOFX - Civil Defense
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NOFX - Clam Have Feelings Too
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NOFX - Co-Dependence Day
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NOFX - Concerns Of A GOP Neo-Phyte (Wrong Version)
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NOFX - Cool And Unusual Punishment
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NOFX - Cops and Donuts
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NOFX - Corazon de Oro
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NOFX - Creeping Out Tegan
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NOFX - Dad's bad news
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NOFX - Darby Crashing Your Party
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NOFX - Day To Daze
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NOFX - Dead Beat Mom
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NOFX - Don't Drink And Drive
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NOFX - Door Nails
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NOFX - Doornails
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NOFX - Doors And Fours
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NOFX - Down With The Ship
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NOFX - Drop The World
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NOFX - Drug Free America
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NOFX - Drug Me
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NOFX - Dying Degree
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NOFX - East Bay
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NOFX - Eat The Meek (Dub Mix)
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NOFX - El Lay
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NOFX - Electricity
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NOFX - Eric Melvin vs. PCP
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NOFX - Everything In Moderation (Especially Moderation)
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NOFX - Fan Mail
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NOFX - Fermented and Flailing
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NOFX - First Call
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NOFX - First Ditch Effort
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NOFX - Five Feet Under
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NOFX - Fleas
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NOFX - Food, Sex And Ewe
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NOFX - Forming
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NOFX - Forward to Death
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NOFX - Free Dumb
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NOFX - Freedom Lika Shopping Cart
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NOFX - Fuck Da Kids
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NOFX - Fuck The Kids
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NOFX - Fuck The Kids 2
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NOFX - Fun Things To Fuck
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NOFX - Fungus
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NOFX - Germ Free Adolescents
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NOFX - Glass War
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NOFX - Go To Work Wasted
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NOFX - Golden Boys
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NOFX - Gonoherpasyphilaids
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NOFX - Green Corn
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NOFX - Guttermouth Is A Really Good Band
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NOFX - Happy Break Up Song
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NOFX - Hardcore 84
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NOFX - Here Comes The Neighborhood
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NOFX - Herojuana
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NOFX - High Achievers
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NOFX - Hit it hold it back
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NOFX - Hobophobic (Scared Of Bums)
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NOFX - Hold It Back
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NOFX - Hotdog In A Hallway
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NOFX - I am a huge fan of Bad Religion
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NOFX - I Believe In Goddess
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NOFX - I Don't Want you Around
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NOFX - I Gotta Pee
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NOFX - I Hate The Radio But I Like Fungus
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NOFX - I Live In A Cake
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NOFX - I Wanna Be An Alcoholic
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NOFX - I Want You To Want Me
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NOFX - I, Melvin
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NOFX - I'm a Rat
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NOFX - I'm Tellin Tim
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NOFX - I've Become A Cliche
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NOFX - I've Got One Jealous Again, Again
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NOFX - ID
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NOFX - Idiot Son Of An Asshole
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NOFX - Instant Crassic
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NOFX - Insulted By Germans (Again)
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NOFX - Iron Man
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NOFX - It Ain't Lonely At The Bottom
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NOFX - Jamaica's Alright If You Like Homophobes
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NOFX - Jaundiced Eye
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NOFX - Jaw, Knee, Music
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NOFX - Jeff Wears Birkenstocks?
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NOFX - Johnny Appleseed
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NOFX - Johnny B Goode
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NOFX - Juice Head
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NOFX - Just The Flu
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NOFX - Kill The Poor
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NOFX - Lager in the dark
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NOFX - Last Caress
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NOFX - Last Night Was Really Fun?
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NOFX - Lazy
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NOFX - Leaving Jesusland
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NOFX - Let's Linch The Landlord
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NOFX - Life of Riley
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NOFX - Linewleum
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NOFX - Live Your Life
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NOFX - Liza
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NOFX - Longest Line
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NOFX - Louise
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NOFX - Love Story
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NOFX - Lower
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NOFX - Mean People Suck
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NOFX - Medio Core
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NOFX - Memories
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NOFX - Mister Jones
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NOFX - Mom's rules
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NOFX - Monday
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NOFX - Monsters
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NOFX - My Friends
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NOFX - My Name's Bud (My Parents Smoked Too Much Pot)
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NOFX - My Penis
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NOFX - My Vagina
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NOFX - New Boobs
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NOFX - New Happy Birthday Song?
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NOFX - New Year's Revolution
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NOFX - No More Lies
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NOFX - No Problems
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NOFX - No Way
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NOFX - Nofx- Herojuana
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NOFX - Nothing But A Nightmare
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NOFX - Nowhere
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NOFX - Olive Me
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NOFX - Olympia, WA
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NOFX - On The Rag
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NOFX - On The Rag
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NOFX - One Celled Creature
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NOFX - One Million Coasters
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NOFX - One Way Ticket To Fuckneckville
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NOFX - Open Your Eyes
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NOFX - Party Enema
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NOFX - Perfect Government
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NOFX - Pharmacist's Daughter
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NOFX - Philthy Phil Philanthropist
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NOFX - Piece
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NOFX - Pimps and Hookers
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NOFX - Please Play This Song On The Radio
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NOFX - Please, Stop Fucking My Mom
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NOFX - Posuer
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NOFX - Professional Crastination
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NOFX - Puke On Cops
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NOFX - Pump Up The Valuum
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NOFX - Punk Rock Elite
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NOFX - Punk Song
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NOFX - Reagan Sucks
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NOFX - Regaining Unconsciousness
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NOFX - Release The Hostages
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NOFX - Remnants
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NOFX - Righteous Cause
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NOFX - Ronnie & Mags
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NOFX - S&M Airlines
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NOFX - San Francisco Fat
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NOFX - Scavenger Type
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NOFX - Screamin' For Change
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NOFX - Secret Society
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NOFX - See Her Pee
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NOFX - She Didn't Lose Her Baby
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NOFX - She's Nubs
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NOFX - Shitting Bricks
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NOFX - Shower Days
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NOFX - Shut Up Already
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NOFX - Sid And Nancy
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NOFX - Six Pack Girls
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NOFX - Six Years On Dope
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NOFX - Ska Sucks
Linewleum
NOFX
So I'm not crazy
For trying to pimp out a classic song
At 25 years old it's the human thing to do
Even though you know we know you think it's wrong
But after 700 covers and 1800 shows
And because it's the song that Colombian's love to hum
We voted to pull the plug and euthanize
Linoleum
I think I was born into this world
To piss people off
So I'm doing what a smart band never would
I'm taking our one well known song
And trying to make it
Not very good
Linoleum never meant anything to me
I never even wrote a chorus, just verses and a bridge
It's like bull-dozing a bowling alley, for a used record store
Decomposing your best song is sacrilege
But when most hopeless bands play it wrong
And it's Le Tigre's best song
And it was the last song that Tony ever played
It's time to put Linoleum out to stud
And make sure that it gets laid
That's me and I got a new kitchen floor
But I still sleep with a close friend
The leather trunk next to my bed
That's me on the street and I'm walking with my kid
When she told me she knows everything I did
Because she just finished our book
What? Wait. What?
What the fuck?
What the hell?
Why did she feel the need to tell me
That she knows her dad is more than kinda weird
She knows that I do drugs
She knows that I'm kinky
But what keeps me up at night is that her and her friends know that I drink pee