- 1
NOFX - Linoleum
- 2
NOFX - Don't Call Me White
- 3
NOFX - Idiots Are Taking Over
- 4
NOFX - Linoleum
- 5
NOFX - The Separation of Church and Skate
- 6
NOFX - Stickin In My Eye
- 7
NOFX - Thank God It's Monday
- 8
NOFX - Doors And Fours
- 9
NOFX - The Decline
- 10
NOFX - Bob
- 11
NOFX - Eat The Meek
- 12
NOFX - Happy Guy
- 13
NOFX - Leave It Alone
- 14
NOFX - Seeing Double At The Triple Rock
- 15
NOFX - 72 Hookers
- 16
NOFX - Love Story
- 17
NOFX - Dinosaurs Will Die
- 18
NOFX - Falling in Love
- 19
NOFX - Franco Un-American
- 20
NOFX - Happy Father's Day
- 21
NOFX - The Brews
- 22
NOFX - 60%
- 23
NOFX - Champs-Elysées
- 24
NOFX - Anarchy Camp
- 25
NOFX - First Call
- 26
NOFX - Kill All The White Man
- 27
NOFX - Perfect Government
- 28
NOFX - Philthy Phil Philanthropist
- 29
NOFX - Take Two Placebos And Call Me Lame
- 30
NOFX - The Irrationality Of Rationality
- 31
NOFX - A Perfect Government
- 32
NOFX - All Outta Angst
- 33
NOFX - I Am Going To Hell For This One
- 34
NOFX - I Wanna Be Your Baby
- 35
NOFX - I'm So Sorry Tony
- 36
NOFX - It's My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite
- 37
NOFX - Murder The Government
- 38
NOFX - My Orphan Year
- 39
NOFX - New Happy Birthday Song?
- 40
NOFX - Reeko
- 41
NOFX - Six Years On Dope
- 42
NOFX - The Cause
- 43
NOFX - We Called it America
- 44
NOFX - You're Bleeding
- 45
NOFX - American Errorist
- 46
NOFX - Civil Defense
- 47
NOFX - Dig
- 48
NOFX - Drugs Are Good
- 49
NOFX - Dying Degree
- 50
NOFX - Golden Boys
- 51
NOFX - Hobophobic (Scared Of Bums)
- 52
NOFX - I Am An Alcoholic
- 53
NOFX - Kids Of The K-hole
- 54
NOFX - Linewleum
- 55
NOFX - Lori Meyers
- 56
NOFX - My Vagina
- 57
NOFX - Pods And Gods
- 58
NOFX - Radio
- 59
NOFX - Regaining Unconsciousness
- 60
NOFX - Screamin' For Change
- 61
NOFX - Sell Out
- 62
NOFX - Straight Edge
- 63
NOFX - Suits And Ladders
- 64
NOFX - That's Why I Love Her
- 65
NOFX - The Desperation's Gone
- 66
NOFX - The Man I Killed
- 67
NOFX - The Quitter
- 68
NOFX - Together On The Sand
- 69
NOFX - We march to the beat of an indifferent drum
- 70
NOFX - You're Wrong
- 71
NOFX - All His Suits Are Torn
- 72
NOFX - Anti-social girl
- 73
NOFX - Arming The Proletariat With Potato Guns
- 74
NOFX - Best God in Show
- 75
NOFX - Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime)
- 76
NOFX - Bob- Live Version
- 77
NOFX - Bottles To The Ground
- 78
NOFX - Clam Have Feelings Too
- 79
NOFX - Cokie The Clown
- 80
NOFX - Creeping Out Sara
- 81
NOFX - Decom-Posuer
- 82
NOFX - Doornails
- 83
NOFX - Drug Free America
- 84
NOFX - Eat The Meek (Dub Mix)
- 85
NOFX - Fleas
- 86
NOFX - Forward to Death
- 87
NOFX - Free Dumb
- 88
NOFX - Generation Z
- 89
NOFX - Gonoherpasyphilaids
- 90
NOFX - Hardcore 84
- 91
NOFX - High Achievers
- 92
NOFX - Hotdog In A Hallway
- 93
NOFX - Hotel California (cover Eagles)
- 94
NOFX - I Don't Like Me Anymore
- 95
NOFX - I Love You More Than I Hate Me
- 96
NOFX - I'm a Transvest-lite
- 97
NOFX - I'm Telling Tim
- 98
NOFX - Idiot Son Of An Asshole
- 99
NOFX - Leaving Jesusland
- 100
NOFX - Liza And Louise
- 101
NOFX - Mattersville
- 102
NOFX - Moron Brothers
- 103
NOFX - My Heart is Yearning
- 104
NOFX - New Year's Revolution
- 105
NOFX - No Problems
- 106
NOFX - One Million Coasters
- 107
NOFX - Please Play This Song On The Radio
- 108
NOFX - Pump Up The Valuum
- 109
NOFX - Release The Hostages
- 110
NOFX - She Didn't Lose Her Baby
- 111
NOFX - She's Nubs
- 112
NOFX - Shower Days
- 113
NOFX - Six Pack Girls
- 114
NOFX - Soul Doubt
- 115
NOFX - Stranger Than Fishin
- 116
NOFX - The Agony of Victory
- 117
NOFX - The Malachi Crunch
- 118
NOFX - The Moron Brothers
- 119
NOFX - The Plan
- 120
NOFX - Theme From A Nofx Album
- 121
NOFX - Timmy The Turtle
- 122
NOFX - Vincent
- 123
NOFX - We Got Two Jealous Agains
- 124
NOFX - We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows
- 125
NOFX - Whatever Didi Wants
- 126
NOFX - Whats The Matter With Parents Today
- 127
NOFX - Whoops, I Od'd
- 128
NOFX - Xmas Has Been X'ed
- 129
NOFX - 100 Times Fuckeder
- 130
NOFX - 13 Stitches
- 131
NOFX - 180 Degrees
- 132
NOFX - 2 on Glue
- 133
NOFX - 20 Something
- 134
NOFX - 60% (Reprise)
- 135
NOFX - 99 Red Ballons
- 136
NOFX - A200 Club
- 137
NOFX - All My Friends In New York
- 138
NOFX - All Of Me
- 139
NOFX - Always Hate Hippies
- 140
NOFX - And Now For Something Completely Similar
- 141
NOFX - Ant Attack
- 142
NOFX - Antenna's
- 143
NOFX - August 8th
- 144
NOFX - Backstage Passport Theme
- 145
NOFX - Bang Bang
- 146
NOFX - Bath of Least Resistance
- 147
NOFX - Beer Bong
- 148
NOFX - Benny Got Blowed Up
- 149
NOFX - Bleeding Heart Disease
- 150
NOFX - Bob Turkee
- 151
NOFX - Brain Constipation
- 152
NOFX - Buggley Eyes
- 153
NOFX - Bye Bye Biopsy Girl
- 154
NOFX - California Drought
- 155
NOFX - California Über Alice
- 156
NOFX - Can't Get the Stink Out
- 157
NOFX - Canada Has Better Heroin
- 158
NOFX - Cantando En Espanol
- 159
NOFX - Champs Élysées (translation)
- 160
NOFX - Cheese
- 161
NOFX - Cheese/Where's My Slice
- 162
NOFX - Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)
- 163
NOFX - Co-Dependence Day
- 164
NOFX - Concerns Of A GOP Neo-Phyte (Wrong Version)
- 165
NOFX - Cool And Unusual Punishment
- 166
NOFX - Cops and Donuts
- 167
NOFX - Corazon de Oro
- 168
NOFX - Creeping Out Tegan
- 169
NOFX - Dad's bad news
- 170
NOFX - Darby Crashing Your Party
- 171
NOFX - Day To Daze
- 172
NOFX - Dead Beat Mom
- 173
NOFX - Don't Drink And Drive
- 174
NOFX - Door Nails
- 175
NOFX - Down With The Ship
- 176
NOFX - Drop The World
- 177
NOFX - Drug Me
- 178
NOFX - East Bay
- 179
NOFX - Eddie, Bruce and Paul
- 180
NOFX - El Lay
- 181
NOFX - Electricity
- 182
NOFX - Eric Melvin vs. PCP
- 183
NOFX - Everything In Moderation (Especially Moderation)
- 184
NOFX - Fan Mail
- 185
NOFX - Fermented and Flailing
- 186
NOFX - First Ditch Effort
- 187
NOFX - Five Feet Under
- 188
NOFX - Food, Sex And Ewe
- 189
NOFX - Forming
- 190
NOFX - Freedom Lika Shopping Cart
- 191
NOFX - Fuck Da Kids
- 192
NOFX - Fuck Euphemism
- 193
NOFX - Fuck The Kids
- 194
NOFX - Fuck The Kids 2
- 195
NOFX - Fun Things To Fuck
- 196
NOFX - Fungus
- 197
NOFX - Germ Free Adolescents
- 198
NOFX - Getting High On The Down Low
- 199
NOFX - Gin and Juice
- 200
NOFX - Glass War
- 201
NOFX - Go To Work Wasted
- 202
NOFX - Green Corn
- 203
NOFX - Guttermouth Is A Really Good Band
- 204
NOFX - Happy Break Up Song
- 205
NOFX - Here Comes The Neighborhood
- 206
NOFX - Herojuana
- 207
NOFX - Hit it hold it back
- 208
NOFX - Hold It Back
- 209
NOFX - I am a huge fan of Bad Religion
- 210
NOFX - I Believe In Goddess
- 211
NOFX - I Don't Want you Around
- 212
NOFX - I Gotta Pee
- 213
NOFX - I Hate The Radio But I Like Fungus
- 214
NOFX - I Live In A Cake
- 215
NOFX - I Wanna Be An Alcoholic
- 216
NOFX - I Want You To Want Me
- 217
NOFX - I, Fatty
- 218
NOFX - I, Melvin
- 219
NOFX - I'm a Rat
- 220
NOFX - I'm Tellin Tim
- 221
NOFX - I've Become A Cliche
- 222
NOFX - I've Got One Jealous Again, Again
- 223
NOFX - ID
- 224
NOFX - Instant Crassic
- 225
NOFX - Insulted By Germans (Again)
- 226
NOFX - Iron Man
- 227
NOFX - It Ain't Lonely At The Bottom
- 228
NOFX - Jamaica's Alright If You Like Homophobes
- 229
NOFX - Jaundiced Eye
- 230
NOFX - Jaw, Knee, Music
- 231
NOFX - Jeff Wears Birkenstocks?
- 232
NOFX - Johnny Appleseed
- 233
NOFX - Johnny B Goode
- 234
NOFX - Juice Head
- 235
NOFX - Just The Flu
- 236
NOFX - Kill Rock Stars
- 237
NOFX - Kill The Poor
- 238
NOFX - Lager in the dark
- 239
NOFX - Last Caress
- 240
NOFX - Last Night Was Really Fun?
- 241
NOFX - Lazy
- 242
NOFX - Let's Linch The Landlord
- 243
NOFX - Life of Riley
- 244
NOFX - Live Your Life
- 245
NOFX - Liza
- 246
NOFX - Longest Line
- 247
NOFX - Louise
- 248
NOFX - Lower
- 249
NOFX - Mean People Suck
- 250
NOFX - Medio Core
- 251
NOFX - Memories
- 252
NOFX - Missing Child
- 253
NOFX - Mister Jones
- 254
NOFX - Mom's rules
- 255
NOFX - Monday
- 256
NOFX - Monosyllabic Girl
- 257
NOFX - Monsters
- 258
NOFX - My Friends
- 259
NOFX - My Name's Bud (My Parents Smoked Too Much Pot)
- 260
NOFX - My Penis
- 261
NOFX - My Sycophant Others
- 262
NOFX - New Boobs
- 263
NOFX - No F-x
- 264
NOFX - No More Lies
- 265
NOFX - No Way
- 266
NOFX - Nofx- Herojuana
- 267
NOFX - Nothing But A Nightmare
- 268
NOFX - Nowhere
- 269
NOFX - Olive Me
- 270
NOFX - Olympia, WA
- 271
NOFX - On The Rag
- 272
NOFX - On The Rag
- 273
NOFX - One Celled Creature
- 274
NOFX - One Way Ticket To Fuckneckville
- 275
NOFX - Open Your Eyes
- 276
NOFX - Oxy Moronic
- 277
NOFX - Party Enema
- 278
NOFX - Pharmacist's Daughter
- 279
NOFX - Piece
- 280
NOFX - Pimps and Hookers
- 281
NOFX - Please, Stop Fucking My Mom
- 282
NOFX - Posuer
- 283
NOFX - Professional Crastination
- 284
NOFX - Puke On Cops
- 285
NOFX - Punk Guy
- 286
NOFX - Punk Rock Elite
- 287
NOFX - Punk Song
- 288
NOFX - Quart in Session
- 289
NOFX - Reagan Sucks
- 290
NOFX - Remnants
- 291
NOFX - Righteous Cause
- 292
NOFX - Ronnie & Mags
- 293
NOFX - S&M Airlines
- 294
NOFX - San Francisco Fat
- 295
NOFX - Scavenger Type
- 296
NOFX - Secret Society
- 297
NOFX - See Her Pee
- 298
NOFX - She's Gone
- 299
NOFX - Shitting Bricks
- 300
NOFX - Shut Up Already
Xmas Has Been X'ed
NOFX
When the authors clearly wrote them to be metaphoric
But people will believe anything if it's written
Especially in stone or ancient scroll
December 25th has been blacklisted
Since Dawkins found the proof Jesus never existed
It was the last thing anyone ever expected
Xmas has been X'd
No colored lights, no shopping sprees
No more presents under dead trees
St. Nick is dead but we don't grieve
We celebrate the last Christmas Eve
Jesuits are slowly turning Dianetic
Protestants increasingly become agnostic
Pentecostal churches are hanging pentagrams
Priests and Nuns are molesting each other
Methodists and Baptists are claiming Buddhist
Evangelicals surprisingly are Nudist
But mostly everyone is trying to become Jew
Cuz Easter's canceled too
No more egg hunts, no Sunday mass
Fridays are fair, Wednesdays don't ash
They canceled lent and slowed down fast
Enjoy Christmas cuz it's your last
No shopping sprees (don't worry son)
No more presents (We don't need christ) under dead trees (We got eight nights)
St. Nick is dead (we got mitzvah) but we don't grieve (The're all canceled)
We celebrate (our hanukah) the last Christmas eve
