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NOFX - Don't Call Me White
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NOFX - Linoleum
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NOFX - Idiots Are Taking Over
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NOFX - Bob
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NOFX - The Decline
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NOFX - Linoleum
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NOFX - The Separation of Church and Skate
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NOFX - Eat The Meek
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NOFX - Happy Guy
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NOFX - Thank God It's Monday
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NOFX - All Outta Angst
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NOFX - Dinosaurs Will Die
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NOFX - Leave It Alone
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NOFX - Bottles To The Ground
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NOFX - Drugs Are Good
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NOFX - Lori Meyers
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NOFX - 60%
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NOFX - Dying Degree
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NOFX - It's My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite
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NOFX - Stickin In My Eye
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NOFX - We Called it America
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NOFX - My Orphan Year
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NOFX - Seeing Double At The Triple Rock
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NOFX - The Brews
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NOFX - The Cause
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NOFX - Together On The Sand
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NOFX - Anarchy Camp
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NOFX - Hobophobic (Scared Of Bums)
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NOFX - Hotdog In A Hallway
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NOFX - My Vagina
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NOFX - The Desperation's Gone
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NOFX - Theme From A Nofx Album
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NOFX - 13 Stitches
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NOFX - 180 Degrees
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NOFX - 72 Hookers
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NOFX - All His Suits Are Torn
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NOFX - Champs-Elysées
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NOFX - Dig
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NOFX - Doornails
- 40
NOFX - Doors And Fours
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NOFX - Eddie, Bruce and Paul
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NOFX - Generation Z
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NOFX - Go To Work Wasted
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NOFX - I Love You More Than I Hate Me
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NOFX - I, Melvin
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NOFX - Just The Flu
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NOFX - Kids Of The K-hole
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NOFX - Kill Rock Stars
- 49
NOFX - Medio Core
- 50
NOFX - Perfect Government
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NOFX - Please Play This Song On The Radio
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NOFX - Punk Guy
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NOFX - Quart in Session
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NOFX - Regaining Unconsciousness
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NOFX - Secret Society
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NOFX - She's Gone
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NOFX - The Malachi Crunch
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NOFX - Whoops, I Od'd
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NOFX - You're Wrong
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NOFX - 100 Times Fuckeder
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NOFX - 99 Red Ballons
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NOFX - A Perfect Government
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NOFX - All Of Me
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NOFX - Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime)
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NOFX - California Drought
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NOFX - Cantando En Espanol
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NOFX - Champs Élysées (translation)
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NOFX - Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)
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NOFX - Cokie The Clown
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NOFX - Dad's bad news
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NOFX - Day To Daze
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NOFX - Dead Beat Mom
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NOFX - Door Nails
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NOFX - Drug Free America
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NOFX - Falling in Love
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NOFX - Fan Mail
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NOFX - Fermented and Flailing
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NOFX - First Call
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NOFX - Franco Un-American
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NOFX - Fuck The Kids 2
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NOFX - Golden Boys
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NOFX - Green Corn
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NOFX - Herojuana
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NOFX - Hotel California (cover Eagles)
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NOFX - I am a huge fan of Bad Religion
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NOFX - I Am Going To Hell For This One
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NOFX - I Believe In Goddess
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NOFX - I Don't Want you Around
- 89
NOFX - I Wanna Be An Alcoholic
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NOFX - I Want You To Want Me
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NOFX - I'm So Sorry Tony
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NOFX - I'm Telling Tim
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NOFX - Johnny B Goode
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NOFX - Kill All The White Man
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NOFX - Lazy
- 96
NOFX - Leaving Jesusland
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NOFX - Linewleum
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NOFX - Mean People Suck
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NOFX - Monday
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NOFX - Monosyllabic Girl
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NOFX - Moron Brothers
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NOFX - Murder The Government
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NOFX - New Boobs
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NOFX - No Way
- 105
NOFX - Philthy Phil Philanthropist
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NOFX - Release The Hostages
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NOFX - Scavenger Type
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NOFX - Screamin' For Change
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NOFX - See Her Pee
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NOFX - She Didn't Lose Her Baby
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NOFX - Shower Days
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NOFX - Six Pack Girls
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NOFX - Six Years On Dope
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NOFX - Suits And Ladders
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NOFX - That's Why I Love Her
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NOFX - The Agony of Victory
- 117
NOFX - The Irrationality Of Rationality
- 118
NOFX - The KKK Took My Baby Away (Ramones cover)
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NOFX - The Longest Line
- 120
NOFX - The Marxist Brothers
- 121
NOFX - There She Goes
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NOFX - Total Bummer
- 123
NOFX - Vegetarian Mumbo Jumbo
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NOFX - We Ain't Shit
- 125
NOFX - We Don't Play Ska Anymore
- 126
NOFX - Xmas Has Been X'ed
- 127
NOFX - You Can Go Your Own Way
- 128
NOFX - You Will Lose Faith
- 129
NOFX - 2 on Glue
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NOFX - 20 Something
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NOFX - 60% (Reprise)
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NOFX - A200 Club
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NOFX - All My Friends In New York
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NOFX - Always Hate Hippies
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NOFX - American Errorist
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NOFX - And Now For Something Completely Similar
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NOFX - Ant Attack
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NOFX - Antenna's
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NOFX - Anti-social girl
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NOFX - Arming The Proletariat With Potato Guns
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NOFX - August 8th
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NOFX - Backstage Passport Theme
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NOFX - Bang Bang
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NOFX - Bath of Least Resistance
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NOFX - Beer Bong
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NOFX - Benny Got Blowed Up
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NOFX - Best God in Show
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NOFX - Bleeding Heart Disease
- 149
NOFX - Bob Turkee
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NOFX - Bob- Live Version
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NOFX - Brain Constipation
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NOFX - Buggley Eyes
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NOFX - Bye Bye Biopsy Girl
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NOFX - California Über Alice
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NOFX - Can't Get the Stink Out
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NOFX - Canada Has Better Heroin
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NOFX - Cheese
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NOFX - Cheese/Where's My Slice
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NOFX - Civil Defense
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NOFX - Clam Have Feelings Too
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NOFX - Co-Dependence Day
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NOFX - Concerns Of A GOP Neo-Phyte (Wrong Version)
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NOFX - Cool And Unusual Punishment
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NOFX - Cops and Donuts
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NOFX - Corazon de Oro
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NOFX - Creeping Out Sara
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NOFX - Creeping Out Tegan
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NOFX - Darby Crashing Your Party
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NOFX - Decom-Posuer
- 170
NOFX - Don't Drink And Drive
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NOFX - Down With The Ship
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NOFX - Drop The World
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NOFX - Drug Me
- 174
NOFX - East Bay
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NOFX - Eat The Meek (Dub Mix)
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NOFX - El Lay
- 177
NOFX - Electricity
- 178
NOFX - Eric Melvin vs. PCP
- 179
NOFX - Everything In Moderation (Especially Moderation)
- 180
NOFX - First Ditch Effort
- 181
NOFX - Five Feet Under
- 182
NOFX - Fleas
- 183
NOFX - Food, Sex And Ewe
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NOFX - Forming
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NOFX - Forward to Death
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NOFX - Free Dumb
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NOFX - Freedom Lika Shopping Cart
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NOFX - Fuck Da Kids
- 189
NOFX - Fuck Euphemism
- 190
NOFX - Fuck The Kids
- 191
NOFX - Fun Things To Fuck
- 192
NOFX - Fungus
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NOFX - Germ Free Adolescents
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NOFX - Getting High On The Down Low
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NOFX - Gin and Juice
- 196
NOFX - Glass War
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NOFX - Gonoherpasyphilaids
- 198
NOFX - Guttermouth Is A Really Good Band
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NOFX - Happy Break Up Song
- 200
NOFX - Happy Father's Day
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NOFX - Hardcore 84
- 202
NOFX - Here Comes The Neighborhood
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NOFX - High Achievers
- 204
NOFX - Hit it hold it back
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NOFX - Hold It Back
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NOFX - I Am An Alcoholic
- 207
NOFX - I Don't Like Me Anymore
- 208
NOFX - I Gotta Pee
- 209
NOFX - I Hate The Radio But I Like Fungus
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NOFX - I Live In A Cake
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NOFX - I Wanna Be Your Baby
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NOFX - I, Fatty
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NOFX - I'm a Rat
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NOFX - I'm a Transvest-lite
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NOFX - I'm Tellin Tim
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NOFX - I've Become A Cliche
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NOFX - I've Got One Jealous Again, Again
- 218
NOFX - ID
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NOFX - Idiot Son Of An Asshole
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NOFX - Instant Crassic
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NOFX - Insulted By Germans (Again)
- 222
NOFX - Iron Man
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NOFX - It Ain't Lonely At The Bottom
- 224
NOFX - Jamaica's Alright If You Like Homophobes
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NOFX - Jaundiced Eye
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NOFX - Jaw, Knee, Music
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NOFX - Jeff Wears Birkenstocks?
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NOFX - Johnny Appleseed
- 229
NOFX - Juice Head
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NOFX - Kill The Poor
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NOFX - Lager in the dark
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NOFX - Last Caress
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NOFX - Last Night Was Really Fun?
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NOFX - Let's Linch The Landlord
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NOFX - Life of Riley
- 236
NOFX - Live Your Life
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NOFX - Liza
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NOFX - Liza And Louise
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NOFX - Longest Line
- 240
NOFX - Louise
- 241
NOFX - Love Story
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NOFX - Lower
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NOFX - Mattersville
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NOFX - Memories
- 245
NOFX - Missing Child
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NOFX - Mister Jones
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NOFX - Mom's rules
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NOFX - Monsters
- 249
NOFX - My Friends
- 250
NOFX - My Heart is Yearning
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NOFX - My Name's Bud (My Parents Smoked Too Much Pot)
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NOFX - My Penis
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NOFX - My Sycophant Others
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NOFX - New Happy Birthday Song?
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NOFX - New Year's Revolution
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NOFX - No F-x
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NOFX - No More Lies
- 258
NOFX - No Problems
- 259
NOFX - Nofx- Herojuana
- 260
NOFX - Nothing But A Nightmare
- 261
NOFX - Nowhere
- 262
NOFX - Olive Me
- 263
NOFX - Olympia, WA
- 264
NOFX - On The Rag
- 265
NOFX - On The Rag
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NOFX - One Celled Creature
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NOFX - One Million Coasters
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NOFX - One Way Ticket To Fuckneckville
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NOFX - Open Your Eyes
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NOFX - Oxy Moronic
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NOFX - Party Enema
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NOFX - Pharmacist's Daughter
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NOFX - Piece
- 274
NOFX - Pimps and Hookers
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NOFX - Please, Stop Fucking My Mom
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NOFX - Pods And Gods
- 277
NOFX - Posuer
- 278
NOFX - Professional Crastination
- 279
NOFX - Puke On Cops
- 280
NOFX - Pump Up The Valuum
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NOFX - Punk Rock Elite
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NOFX - Punk Song
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NOFX - Radio
- 284
NOFX - Reagan Sucks
- 285
NOFX - Reeko
- 286
NOFX - Remnants
- 287
NOFX - Righteous Cause
- 288
NOFX - Ronnie & Mags
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NOFX - S&M Airlines
- 290
NOFX - San Francisco Fat
- 291
NOFX - Sell Out
- 292
NOFX - She's Nubs
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NOFX - Shitting Bricks
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NOFX - Shut Up Already
- 295
NOFX - Sid And Nancy
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NOFX - Ska Sucks
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NOFX - Sloppy English
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NOFX - Soul Doubt
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NOFX - Spaghetti Motel
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NOFX - Stand By Me
Xmas Has Been X'ed
NOFX
When the authors clearly wrote them to be metaphoric
But people will believe anything if it's written
Especially in stone or ancient scroll
December 25th has been blacklisted
Since Dawkins found the proof Jesus never existed
It was the last thing anyone ever expected
Xmas has been X'd
No colored lights, no shopping sprees
No more presents under dead trees
St. Nick is dead but we don't grieve
We celebrate the last Christmas Eve
Jesuits are slowly turning Dianetic
Protestants increasingly become agnostic
Pentecostal churches are hanging pentagrams
Priests and Nuns are molesting each other
Methodists and Baptists are claiming Buddhist
Evangelicals surprisingly are Nudist
But mostly everyone is trying to become Jew
Cuz Easter's canceled too
No more egg hunts, no Sunday mass
Fridays are fair, Wednesdays don't ash
They canceled lent and slowed down fast
Enjoy Christmas cuz it's your last
No shopping sprees (don't worry son)
No more presents (We don't need christ) under dead trees (We got eight nights)
St. Nick is dead (we got mitzvah) but we don't grieve (The're all canceled)
We celebrate (our hanukah) the last Christmas eve
