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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - All The B-Movies
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Are You Proud Of Me Now
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Bats Of A Feather
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Broken Dolls
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - CarnEvil
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Chopping Mall
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Creeping Beauty
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Day Of The Drag
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Dead Girls
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Dead-Time Story
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Die 4 Me
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Die Screaming Marianne
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Duet To Disembowel You
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Dying To Be With You
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Flatline Valentine
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Frankenstomp
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Freaks Of The Family
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Freaks Of The Family
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Friday 13th
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Glampire
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Here Lies Mother
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - His And Hearse
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Home Sweet Home 1313
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Horror Movie Baby
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - I Feel Like Rotting Tonight
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - I Put The Evil In The Devil
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - I Was Kissed By A Teenage Ghoulscout
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Just Dig It
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Kill Yourself
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Let 'Er R.I.P
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Live And Let You Die
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Mister Patricide
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Monsterpiece
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - My Queen Of Halloween
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Nec-Romance
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Necrophiliac Drag Queen
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Over Spilt Blood
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Papa's Got A Brand New Drag
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Pet Sematary
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Possessed
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Rave From The Grave
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Reanimate My Life
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Rebel Without A Pulse
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Scary Tale Ending
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - See You In Hell
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Sick Little Things
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Spoilt Rotten
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - The Wind In The Gallows
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - This Grave Of Mine
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Toe Tag You're It
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Trigger Happy Me
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Ugly
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Ultra-Violent
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Undead On Arrival
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Undead Sex Symbol Wannabe
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - We Belong Dead
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Your God Sucks
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Z-O-M-B-I-E
Freaks Of The Family
The Texas Drag Queen Massacre
Well I punch my sister in the face,
To see if she would cry,
I threw her from the roof of our house,
To see if she would fly,
I hit myself with the dictionary,
To see if I would learn,
I set fire to the local church,
To see if God would burn.
Well I'm the kid that went into school,
And stabbed the head girl,
Just because I'd never seen a dead girl,
The psychiatrist told my folks,
Well this boy ain't got no hope,
He's just one of the freaks of the family.
Well I heard I get my inheritance,
When my grandma is gone,
I scare her every chance I get,
To help the bitch along,
I got the job to baby-sit,
The next door neighbour's daughter,
I ran a bath and held her down,
But she don't breathe underwater.
Well I'm the kid that went into school,
And stabbed the head girl,
Just because I'd never seen a dead girl,
The psychiatrist told my folks,
This boy was not provoked,
He's just one of the freaks of the family.
I'm the freak of the family,
Everything I know my daddy taught to me,
He showed me the light and how to murder right,
In a pair high heels and green and black tights,
I'm the freak of the family,
I got no conscience inside of me,
When surrounded by death I feel so blessed,
In pieces my family will rest.
Well I'm the kid that went into school,
And stabbed the head girl,
Just because I'd never seen a dead girl,
The psychiatrist told my folks,
Well this boy's a fucking joke,
He's just one of the freaks of the family.