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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - All The B-Movies
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Are You Proud Of Me Now
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Bats Of A Feather
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Broken Dolls
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - CarnEvil
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Chopping Mall
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Creeping Beauty
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Day Of The Drag
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Dead Girls
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Dead-Time Story
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Die 4 Me
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Die Screaming Marianne
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Duet To Disembowel You
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Dying To Be With You
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Flatline Valentine
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Frankenstomp
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Freaks Of The Family
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Freaks Of The Family
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Friday 13th
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Glampire
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Here Lies Mother
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - His And Hearse
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Home Sweet Home 1313
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Horror Movie Baby
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - I Feel Like Rotting Tonight
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - I Put The Evil In The Devil
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - I Was Kissed By A Teenage Ghoulscout
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Just Dig It
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Kill Yourself
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Let 'Er R.I.P
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Live And Let You Die
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Mister Patricide
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Monsterpiece
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - My Queen Of Halloween
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Nec-Romance
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Necrophiliac Drag Queen
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Over Spilt Blood
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Papa's Got A Brand New Drag
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Pet Sematary
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Possessed
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Rave From The Grave
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Reanimate My Life
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Rebel Without A Pulse
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Scary Tale Ending
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - See You In Hell
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Sick Little Things
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Spoilt Rotten
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - The Wind In The Gallows
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - This Grave Of Mine
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Toe Tag You're It
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Trigger Happy Me
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Ugly
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Ultra-Violent
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Undead On Arrival
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Undead Sex Symbol Wannabe
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - We Belong Dead
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Your God Sucks
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Z-O-M-B-I-E
Friday 13th
The Texas Drag Queen Massacre
Go and kill campers with your machete,
All the happy scouts are waiting for thee,
It's time to kill, It's Friday 13th.
Well all the little campers are going down,
Thirty years ago they let you drown,
You were only an eleven year old child,
And now you're all grown up and you're running wild.
So grab your hockey mask,
And your machete,
It's time to kill,
It's Friday 13th.
Well Jason, Jason kill the little shits,
Stab Kevin Bacon and put him on a spit,
Take your axe and chop off her head,
The horny little fuckers shouldn't be in bed.
Make them jump and make them quiver,
It doesn't really matter if you get disfigured,
Eight or nine sequels and they'll all be dead,
They killed your mum, they chopped off her head.
Grab your hockey mask,
And you machete,
It's time to kill,
It's Friday 13th.