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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - All The B-Movies
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Are You Proud Of Me Now
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Bats Of A Feather
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Broken Dolls
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - CarnEvil
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Chopping Mall
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Creeping Beauty
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Day Of The Drag
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Dead Girls
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Dead-Time Story
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Die 4 Me
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Die Screaming Marianne
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Duet To Disembowel You
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Dying To Be With You
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Flatline Valentine
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Frankenstomp
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Freaks Of The Family
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Freaks Of The Family
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Friday 13th
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Glampire
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Here Lies Mother
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - His And Hearse
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Home Sweet Home 1313
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Horror Movie Baby
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - I Feel Like Rotting Tonight
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - I Put The Evil In The Devil
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - I Was Kissed By A Teenage Ghoulscout
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Just Dig It
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Kill Yourself
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Let 'Er R.I.P
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Live And Let You Die
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Mister Patricide
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Monsterpiece
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - My Queen Of Halloween
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Nec-Romance
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Necrophiliac Drag Queen
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Over Spilt Blood
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Papa's Got A Brand New Drag
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Pet Sematary
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Possessed
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Rave From The Grave
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Reanimate My Life
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Rebel Without A Pulse
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Scary Tale Ending
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - See You In Hell
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Sick Little Things
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Spoilt Rotten
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - The Wind In The Gallows
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - This Grave Of Mine
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Toe Tag You're It
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Trigger Happy Me
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Ugly
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Ultra-Violent
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Undead On Arrival
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Undead Sex Symbol Wannabe
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - We Belong Dead
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Your God Sucks
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The Texas Drag Queen Massacre - Z-O-M-B-I-E
All The B-Movies
The Texas Drag Queen Massacre
When movies were black and white,
The scream that I let out,
When the creature came to life,
I would hide under my pillow,
In my cobweb-covered bed,
When I saw the wolfman on that screen,
I had sheets over my head.
But now all I see is gore,
No Frankenstein any more,
There'll never be another Dracula,
And it hurts to see all these remakes,
With a hundred and one mistakes,
Why can't they leave a classic alone?
And I say I like these movies,
But you see right through me,
All these modern films they bore me,
Whatever happened to,
All the b-movies?
Well I remember the days,
When make-up was a chore,
No CGI at the drive in,
It was thirty years before,
I would watch them 'til my hair turned white,
With their thirty-seven dollar sets,
You don't have to like them,
But these movies I will never forget.
But now all I see is gore,
Nosferatu is no more,
There'll never be another Vincent Price,
And it hurts to see all these remakes,
With a hundred and one mistakes,
Why can't they leave a classic alone?
And I say I like these movies,
But you see right through me,
All these modern films they bore me,
Whatever happened to,
All the b-movies?
But now all I see is gore,
No Phantom Of The Opera,
There'll never be another like Ed Wood,
And it hurts to see all these remakes,
With a hundred and one mistakes,
Why can't they leave a classic alone?
And I say I like these movies,
But you see right through me,
All these modern films they bore me,
Whatever happened to,
All the b-movies?