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Tism - Dicktatorship
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Tism - I Might Be A Cunt, But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt
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Tism - If You're Ugly, Forget It
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Tism - Whinge Rock
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Tism - A Faceful Of Divertimenti
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Tism - All Ordinaries Index
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Tism - Bfw
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Tism - Choose Bad Smack
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Tism - Gimme Gimme Nervous Breakdown
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Tism - Greg! The Stop Sign!
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Tism - Hello To All Our New Tism Fans
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Tism - Jack Elliot's Turf Whinge
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Tism - Jung Talent Time
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Tism - Kill Yourself Now And Avoid The Rush
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Tism - Let's Club It To Death
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Tism - Let's Form A Company
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Tism - Lose Your Delusion Ii
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Tism - Nick Cave And Jim Morrison Play Kick To Kick
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Tism - Rebel Without A Paunch
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Tism - Subliminal Satanic Message
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Tism - The Ballad Of Paul Keating
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Tism - The Mystery Of The Artist Explained
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Tism - The Tism Nightsoil Cart And Horse Blues
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Tism - (i'm Gonna Sit Right Down And) Whittle Away My Fur
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Tism - (there's Gonna Be) Sex Tonite
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Tism - All Homeboys Are Dickheads
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Tism - Anarchy Means Crossing When It Says 'don't Walk'
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Tism - And The Ass Said To The Angel: 'wanna Play Kick To
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Tism - Apology Of The Thai Drug Runner
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Tism - Australia - The World's Suburb
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Tism - Babies Bite Back
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Tism - Bash This Up Your Ginger
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Tism - Been Caught Wankin'
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Tism - Bishop = Handjob
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Tism - Channel Turd
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Tism - Come Back Dj, Your Record Is Scratched
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Tism - Dazed And Confucious
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Tism - Death Death Death Amway Amway Amway
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Tism - Denial Works For Me
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Tism - Dumb 'n' Base
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Tism - Existentialtism
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Tism - Ezra Pound - Axe King 2
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Tism - Five Yards
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Tism - Fourteen Years In Rowville
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Tism - Garbage
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Tism - Get Thee In My Behind, Satan
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Tism - Give Up For Australia
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Tism - Go The Knuckle
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Tism - Honk If You Love Fred Durst
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Tism - I Don't Want Tism, I Want A Girlfriend
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Tism - I Drive A Truck
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Tism - I'm Interested In Apathy
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Tism - I'm Into Led Zep
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Tism - If You Want The Toilet, You're In It
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Tism - If You're Creative, Get Stuffed
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Tism - If You're Not Famous At Fourteen, You're Finished
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Tism - In Defense Of Poetry
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Tism - Kill Americans
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Tism - Life Kills 2
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Tism - Lillee Caught Dilly Bowled Milli Vanilli
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Tism - Long Hard Thirst Needs A Big Cold Beer, But I Dr
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Tism - Loser, Losing, Lost
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Tism - Martin Scorcese Is Really Quite A Jovial Fellow
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Tism - Mistah Eliot - He Wanker
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Tism - Morrison Hostel
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Tism - My Brilliant Huntington's Chorea
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Tism - My Generation
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Tism - Neighbours - Everybody Loves Good Neighbours
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Tism - Opposite Day
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Tism - Play Mistral For Me
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Tism - Pus
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Tism - Put Your Dog To Sleep
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Tism - Recorded By Triple J, Jan 23 1993, Melbourne Showg
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Tism - Root
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Tism - Saturday Night Palsy
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Tism - Schoolies Week
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Tism - Sickie
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Tism - State Schools Are Great Schools
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Tism - Take Your Love
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Tism - Teenage Fucking Jesus
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Tism - Ten Points For A Razor Scooter
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Tism - The Art-income Dialectic
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Tism - The Australian Guitar Hero Makes His Last Stand
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Tism - The Ballad Of John Bonham's Coke Roadie
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Tism - The Fosters Carpark Boogie
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Tism - The Judeo-christian Ethic
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Tism - The Law Of Repulsion After Orgasm
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Tism - The Men's Room
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Tism - The Parable Of Glenn Mcgrath's Haircut
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Tism - The Tism Boat Hire Offer
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Tism - Tism Club Song
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Tism - Untz Untz Untz Untz
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Tism - Volare
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Tism - We Are The Champignons
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Tism - Weddings, Parties, Anything
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Tism - While My Catarrh Gently Weeps
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Tism - Would The Last Person To Leave Please Turn Out The
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Tism - X-treme Sports Can Kiss My Arse
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Tism - Yob
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Tism - (i Think I've Got) Mick Jagger Worked Out
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Tism - 40 Years - Then Death
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Tism - Backstage With Ron Hitler
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Tism - Boot Party
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Tism - Consumption Tax
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Tism - Defecate On My Face
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Tism - Drop The 'tude
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Tism - Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
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Tism - Ezra Pound - Axe King
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Tism - Father And Son
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Tism - Great Expectorations
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Tism - If You Ever Hear His Name, Harden Not Your Arterie
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Tism - Jesus Pots The White Ball
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Tism - Johnny To B. Or Not To B. Goode
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Tism - Julius Seizure (act Iii, Scene Ii, Verse 73-118)
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Tism - Kate, Fischer Of Men
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Tism - Kevin Borich Expressionism Parts 1,2 And 4
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Tism - Lyric For Jack
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Tism - Michael Hutchence In Hell
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Tism - Michael Jackson's Conveyor Belt
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Tism - Mourningtown Ride
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Tism - Pus Of The Dead
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Tism - Ron Hitler Barassi Talks About How He Does It
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Tism - Russia
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Tism - Strictly Loungeroom
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Tism - Tale Of Two Faeces
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Tism - The Ballad Of The Semetic Nazi
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Tism - The Love You Take Equals The Love You Make So Baby
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Tism - The Mordialloc Road Duplicator
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Tism - The Only Thing Stopping Me From Being Happier Is T
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Tism - There's More Men In Children Than Wisdom Knows
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Tism - Thou Shalt Not Britney Spear
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Tism - Thunderbirds Are Coming Out
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Tism - Watering Systems
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Tism - (he'll Never Be An) 'ol Man River
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Tism - Abscess Makes The Heart Grow Fonder
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Tism - Aussiemandias
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Tism - Doug Parkinson Sings Christie Allen
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Tism - Eckermann Is Very Silly
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Tism - Fuck 'em, Fuck 'em - The Lot Of 'em
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Tism - Gas! Gas! An Ecstacy Of Fumbling
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Tism - Get Thee To A Nunnery
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Tism - Gotta Root Out Of It
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Tism - I Go Off
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Tism - I Shit Me
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Tism - I'll 'ave Ya
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Tism - Kevin Borich Expressionism
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Tism - Leo's Toltoy
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Tism - Life Kills
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Tism - Mr. Ches Baragwanath - State Auditor General
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Tism - Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The House Of Repre
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Tism - Professor Derrida Deconstructs
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Tism - The Back Upon Whic Jezza Jumped
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Tism - Wham Bam Thank You Imam
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Tism - Whatareya
Dicktatorship
Tism
Have cocks like mastodons -
There's number crunching men
Like Graham Richardson;
Those smoky backroom boys
Can perform in the sack:
Power is the greatest
Known aphrodisiac.
Was he or was he not
A lady killing man,
That pimply kid at school
Whose name was Neville Wran?
There at the high school dance
The girls all pass him by -
Oh, it's a lonely life
For Balmain boys who cry.
Pre- depression days,
Who most wanted a bang?
Some desperate driven git;
Yes! Little Jackie Lang -
And sitting at his feet,
Paul Keating! Who've guessed
He'd enter Parliament,
Then an airline hostess?
Leaders of the future,
Men who lust for power,
Today at the disco
Are timid wall flowers.
Why enter into girls
You cannot seem to get
When you and your mates can
Enter cabinet?
When you can be P.M.
Why care for P.M.T.?
You don't run after cunt
When you run the country.
Liberal power brokers
Are just a bunch of turds:
Everybody knows that
The rich guys pull the birds.
You show me a hero
That can lead the nation,
I'll show you a case of
Sexual deprivation.
And every single male
Is constantly aware
That there is a tyrant
Deep in his underwear.
Absolute power can
Corrupt absolutely;
So can the desire
For physical beauty.
General erections
Vote parliaments of fools -
Behind democracy
A dicktatorship rules.