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Voltaire - When You're Evil
- 2
Voltaire - The Masquerade
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Voltaire - Brains
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Voltaire - Human Nature
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Voltaire - Almost Human
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Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
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Voltaire - The Night
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Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
- 9
Voltaire - Crusade
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Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
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Voltaire - Feathery Wings
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Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
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Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
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Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
- 15
Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
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Voltaire - #1 Fan
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Voltaire - Anastasia
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Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
- 19
Voltaire - Chupando
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Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
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Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
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Voltaire - God Thinks
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Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
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Voltaire - Innocent
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Voltaire - Parade
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Voltaire - Ravens Land
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Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
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Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
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Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
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Voltaire - The Chosen
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Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
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Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
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Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
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Voltaire - Where's The Girl
- 36
Voltaire - About A Girl
- 37
Voltaire - Accordion Player
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Voltaire - All The Way Down
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Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
- 40
Voltaire - Anniversary
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Voltaire - Asche
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Voltaire - Augen zu
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Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
- 44
Voltaire - Believe
- 45
Voltaire - BiTrektual
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Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
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Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
- 48
Voltaire - Born Bad
- 49
Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
- 50
Voltaire - Cantina
- 51
Voltaire - Captains All
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Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
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Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
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Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
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Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
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Voltaire - Dead
- 57
Voltaire - Dead Girls
- 58
Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
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Voltaire - Dummy
- 60
Voltaire - Dunce
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Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
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Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
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Voltaire - Flut
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Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
- 65
Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
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Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
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Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
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Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
- 69
Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
- 70
Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
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Voltaire - I'm Sorry
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Voltaire - If I only were a goth
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Voltaire - Irresponsible
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Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
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Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
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Voltaire - Kaputt
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Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
- 78
Voltaire - Let It Go
- 79
Voltaire - Life
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Voltaire - Lovesong
- 81
Voltaire - Never
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Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
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Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
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Voltaire - On The Road
- 85
Voltaire - Out Of Reach
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Voltaire - Oweee
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Voltaire - Raised By Bats
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Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
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Voltaire - Robber Barron
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Voltaire - Sacrifice
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Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
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Voltaire - See You In Hell
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Voltaire - Snakes
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Voltaire - So, You're Offended
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Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
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Voltaire - Stille
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Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
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Voltaire - Stuck With You
- 99
Voltaire - The Churchyard
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Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
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Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
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Voltaire - The Happy Song
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Voltaire - The Last Word
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Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
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Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
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Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
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Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
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Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
- 109
Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
- 110
Voltaire - The Vampire Club
- 111
Voltaire - They Know Me
- 112
Voltaire - This Sea
- 113
Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
- 114
Voltaire - Tür
- 115
Voltaire - Underground
- 116
Voltaire - Vagina Song
- 117
Voltaire - Vampir
- 118
Voltaire - Wake Up
- 119
Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
- 120
Voltaire - Welcome To The World
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Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
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Voltaire - When You're Dead
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Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
- 124
Voltaire - Wo?
- 125
Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
- 126
Voltaire - You Married a Fool
- 127
Voltaire - Zu Schön
The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
Voltaire
I have a tale to tell.
It might just save your lives but only if you listen well.
'Cause there before the breakers
And just around the way,
There's a sign that says,
"Beware The Beast of Pirate's Bay!"
Some say he's a guppy a kid threw in the sea.
He ate so many sailors, now he's bigger than a tree.
His teeth are sharp as scissors
His claws, they are like knives.
And if you think he's ugly, wait 'til you see his insides!
(Chorus)
Oh, don't you sail and don't you row and certainly don't you swim,
'Cause if you aren't careful you'll end up inside of him.
He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out. You'd better stay away.
Heed the sign that says, "Beware the Beast of Pirate's Bay!"
Some say he's a serpent that came straight from hell,
He came to eat the souls of pirates and other ne'er-do-wells.
Some they don't believe it, as for me I've got a hunch.
'Cause they used to have some pirates here.
But he ate them all for lunch!
(Chorus)
Well, Captain Hook, you've heard of him, he came to Pirate's Bay.
It seems his little nemesis had nearly got away.
He reached into the water to grab at Peter Pan.
There was a crunch and a scream!
And now that scurvy captain's got hooks on both his hands!
(Chorus)
Well, Blackbeard the Pirate, you know for what he's feared.
It's mostly for the dark, imposing color of his beard.
He saw the beast and now nobody's scared of him because,
His beard turned white and all agree,
He looks like Santa Claus.
(Chorus)
Well, now the tavern's empty and there's only you and me.
And if you care I'd like to share how this song came to be.
So come a little closer if you really want to know.
This very sad and woeful tale happened so long ago.
Well, I was just a little boy when I went to Pirate's Bay
And there I saw a creature that was very much dismayed.
With a harpoon in his dorsal fin and a hook stuck in his side,
This mighty whale was in such pain, we both began to cry.
I pushed and I shoved, but he wouldn't give way
Into the deeper waters off our shallow Pirate's Bay.
All I could do to help him was to keep people away,
So I wrote a sign that said, "Beware The Beast of Pirate's Bay!"
And what did it say?
Don't you sail and don't you row and certainly don't you swim,
'Cause if you aren't careful you'll end up inside of him.
He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out. You'd better stay away.
Heed the sign that says, "Beware."
Hell I should know, I put it there!
Heed the sign that says, "Beware the Beast of Pirate's Bay!"