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Voltaire - When You're Evil
- 2
Voltaire - The Night
- 3
Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
- 4
Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
- 5
Voltaire - The Chosen
- 6
Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
- 7
Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
- 8
Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
- 9
Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
- 10
Voltaire - Stuck With You
- 11
Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
- 12
Voltaire - The Vampire Club
- 13
Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
- 14
Voltaire - Almost Human
- 15
Voltaire - Anastasia
- 16
Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
- 17
Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
- 18
Voltaire - Dunce
- 19
Voltaire - God Thinks
- 20
Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
- 21
Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
- 22
Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
- 23
Voltaire - Lovesong
- 24
Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
- 25
Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
- 26
Voltaire - Parade
- 27
Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
- 28
Voltaire - Sacrifice
- 29
Voltaire - See You In Hell
- 30
Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
- 31
Voltaire - Underground
- 32
Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
- 33
Voltaire - #1 Fan
- 34
Voltaire - About A Girl
- 35
Voltaire - Accordion Player
- 36
Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
- 37
Voltaire - All The Way Down
- 38
Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
- 39
Voltaire - Anniversary
- 40
Voltaire - Asche
- 41
Voltaire - Augen zu
- 42
Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
- 43
Voltaire - Believe
- 44
Voltaire - BiTrektual
- 45
Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
- 46
Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
- 47
Voltaire - Born Bad
- 48
Voltaire - Brains
- 49
Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
- 50
Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
- 51
Voltaire - Cantina
- 52
Voltaire - Captains All
- 53
Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
- 54
Voltaire - Chupando
- 55
Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
- 56
Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
- 57
Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
- 58
Voltaire - Crusade
- 59
Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
- 60
Voltaire - Dead
- 61
Voltaire - Dead Girls
- 62
Voltaire - Dummy
- 63
Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
- 64
Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
- 65
Voltaire - Feathery Wings
- 66
Voltaire - Flut
- 67
Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
- 68
Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
- 69
Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
- 70
Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
- 71
Voltaire - Human Nature
- 72
Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
- 73
Voltaire - I'm Sorry
- 74
Voltaire - If I only were a goth
- 75
Voltaire - Innocent
- 76
Voltaire - Irresponsible
- 77
Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
- 78
Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
- 79
Voltaire - Kaputt
- 80
Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
- 81
Voltaire - Let It Go
- 82
Voltaire - Life
- 83
Voltaire - Never
- 84
Voltaire - On The Road
- 85
Voltaire - Out Of Reach
- 86
Voltaire - Oweee
- 87
Voltaire - Raised By Bats
- 88
Voltaire - Ravens Land
- 89
Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
- 90
Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
- 91
Voltaire - Robber Barron
- 92
Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
- 93
Voltaire - Snakes
- 94
Voltaire - So, You're Offended
- 95
Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
- 96
Voltaire - Stille
- 97
Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
- 98
Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
- 99
Voltaire - The Churchyard
- 100
Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
- 101
Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
- 102
Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
- 103
Voltaire - The Happy Song
- 104
Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
- 105
Voltaire - The Last Word
- 106
Voltaire - The Masquerade
- 107
Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
- 108
Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
- 109
Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
- 110
Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
- 111
Voltaire - They Know Me
- 112
Voltaire - This Sea
- 113
Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
- 114
Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
- 115
Voltaire - Tür
- 116
Voltaire - Vagina Song
- 117
Voltaire - Vampir
- 118
Voltaire - Wake Up
- 119
Voltaire - Welcome To The World
- 120
Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
- 121
Voltaire - When You're Dead
- 122
Voltaire - Where's The Girl
- 123
Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
- 124
Voltaire - Wo?
- 125
Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
- 126
Voltaire - You Married a Fool
- 127
Voltaire - Zu Schön
Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
Voltaire
(Chorus)
Happy Birthday my olde friend.
It seems this horror show will never end.
Any moment's your last breath,
Here is to another day closer to death.
The cake is on the table,
And it is awfully bright,
'Cause there's so many candles on top.
But you are so decrepit,
Your chest so tight,
When you blow them out your lungs are gonna pop. (Popping sound)
You cannot complain
Each time you feel a pain,
Though you have arthritis and gout.
'Cause when you start kvetching,
All your teeth fall out.
So have another cigarette,
Have another beer,
Raise your glass to one more year. (GONE!)
(Chorus)
Your skin is so worn out and old,
All over your body it's sagging.
Especially loose is your old caboose,
You're dragging it behind you in a wagon.
Well, you're an alcoholic,
And you're blind and deaf,
And you have Alzheimer's I bet.
You're too old to remember,
But you're too drunk to forget.
So have another cigarette,
Have another beer,
Raise your glass to one more year. (GONE!)
(Chorus)
You're so old you smell like dust,
And now your bones begin to rust.
See that face, it's full of wrinkles.
So have another cigarette,
Have another beer,
Raise that chair to one more year. (RAISE!)
(Chorus)