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Voltaire - When You're Evil
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Voltaire - Almost Human
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Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
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Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
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Voltaire - Brains
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Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Human Nature
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Voltaire - The Night
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Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
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Voltaire - Anastasia
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Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
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Voltaire - Born Bad
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Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
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Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
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Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
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Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
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Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
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Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
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Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
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Voltaire - On The Road
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Voltaire - Snakes
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Voltaire - Stille
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Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
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Voltaire - The Chosen
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Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
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Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
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Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
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Voltaire - Where's The Girl
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Voltaire - About A Girl
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Voltaire - Accordion Player
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Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
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Voltaire - Asche
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Voltaire - Augen zu
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Voltaire - Believe
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Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
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Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
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Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
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Voltaire - Crusade
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Voltaire - Dead
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Voltaire - Dead Girls
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Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
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Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
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Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
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Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
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Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
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Voltaire - Feathery Wings
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Voltaire - Flut
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Voltaire - God Thinks
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Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
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Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
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Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
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Voltaire - Innocent
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Voltaire - Irresponsible
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Voltaire - Kaputt
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Voltaire - Let It Go
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Voltaire - Life
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Voltaire - Never
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Voltaire - Out Of Reach
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Voltaire - Oweee
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Voltaire - Robber Barron
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Voltaire - Sacrifice
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Voltaire - So, You're Offended
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Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
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Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
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Voltaire - The Happy Song
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Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
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Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
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Voltaire - The Masquerade
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Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
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Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
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Voltaire - The Vampire Club
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Voltaire - They Know Me
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Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
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Voltaire - Vagina Song
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Voltaire - Vampir
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Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
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Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
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Voltaire - Wo?
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Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
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Voltaire - #1 Fan
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Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
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Voltaire - All The Way Down
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Voltaire - Anniversary
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Voltaire - BiTrektual
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Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
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Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
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Voltaire - Cantina
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Voltaire - Captains All
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Voltaire - Chupando
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Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
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Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
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Voltaire - Dummy
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Voltaire - Dunce
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Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
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Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
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Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
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Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
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Voltaire - I'm Sorry
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Voltaire - If I only were a goth
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Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
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Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
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Voltaire - Lovesong
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Voltaire - Parade
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Voltaire - Raised By Bats
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Voltaire - Ravens Land
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Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
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Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
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Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
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Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
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Voltaire - See You In Hell
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Voltaire - Stuck With You
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Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
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Voltaire - The Churchyard
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Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
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Voltaire - The Last Word
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Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
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Voltaire - This Sea
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Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
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Voltaire - Tür
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Voltaire - Underground
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Voltaire - Wake Up
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Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
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Voltaire - Welcome To The World
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Voltaire - When You're Dead
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Voltaire - You Married a Fool
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Voltaire - Zu Schön
So, You're Offended
Voltaire
Though I don’t comprehend it
‘Cause what offended wasn’t about you
But you were in your bubble
When you encountered trouble
‘Cause you got on the net
Where you just might get
An opposing view
And now you’re mad as hell
And your veins, they swell
And your fingers tapping trouble out
To people who think different from you
And now three days have gone
And you’re still ranting on
Dishing danger out to strangers
‘Till they say that they agree with your views
Reasonable people
When they’re walking down the street
And they see a pile of doggie do
They do their best to go around
The hot mess on the ground
‘Cause that’s what smart people do
But ever since detecting it
You’re on your knees inspecting it
Like it’s a real job you have
Now, you’ve touched it and you tasted it
You licked and you kicked it
And you wonder why your life’s so sad
‘Cause now you’re smeared in shit
And you bathe in it
And you won’t rest until the rest of us
And possibly the best of us
Are bathed in it, too
There’s a world outside, it’s beautiful
And it’s waiting there for you
To experience its wonders, all you have to do
Is when there’s something you don’t like
Just click away, ‘cause if you don’t, really
What does that say?
You want to be offended!
So, you’re offended, so what?
Horribly offended, who cares?
I suggest that you end it ‘cause really
It’s what’s best for you
Here’s my tip for you
Do what I would do
When I’m on the net and get upset
I put it down and go outside
Maybe ride a bike or go fly a kite
Or go for a walk and see the sights
Call a friend and get a bite
Just do something you like!
And you won’t be offended
So horribly offended
Life could be rose-scented
Don’t waste it being offended