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Voltaire - Brains
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Voltaire - When You're Evil
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Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
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Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
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Voltaire - Anastasia
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Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
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Voltaire - Born Bad
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Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
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Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
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Voltaire - Never
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Voltaire - The Night
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Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
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Voltaire - Almost Human
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Voltaire - Chupando
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Voltaire - Dead Girls
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Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
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Voltaire - Dunce
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Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
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Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
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Voltaire - Flut
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Voltaire - God Thinks
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Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
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Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
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Voltaire - Human Nature
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Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Lovesong
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Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
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Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
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Voltaire - On The Road
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Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
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Voltaire - Snakes
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Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
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Voltaire - Stuck With You
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Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
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Voltaire - The Happy Song
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Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
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Voltaire - The Last Word
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Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
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Voltaire - They Know Me
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Voltaire - Underground
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Voltaire - Where's The Girl
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Voltaire - #1 Fan
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Voltaire - About A Girl
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Voltaire - Accordion Player
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Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
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Voltaire - All The Way Down
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Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
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Voltaire - Anniversary
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Voltaire - Asche
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Voltaire - Augen zu
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Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
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Voltaire - Believe
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Voltaire - BiTrektual
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Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
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Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
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Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
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Voltaire - Cantina
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Voltaire - Captains All
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Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
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Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
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Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
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Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
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Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
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Voltaire - Crusade
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Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Dead
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Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
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Voltaire - Dummy
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Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
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Voltaire - Feathery Wings
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Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
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Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
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Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
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Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
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Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
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Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
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Voltaire - I'm Sorry
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Voltaire - If I only were a goth
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Voltaire - Innocent
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Voltaire - Irresponsible
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Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
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Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
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Voltaire - Kaputt
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Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
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Voltaire - Let It Go
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Voltaire - Life
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Voltaire - Out Of Reach
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Voltaire - Oweee
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Voltaire - Parade
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Voltaire - Raised By Bats
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Voltaire - Ravens Land
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Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
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Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
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Voltaire - Robber Barron
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Voltaire - Sacrifice
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Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
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Voltaire - See You In Hell
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Voltaire - So, You're Offended
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Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
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Voltaire - Stille
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Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
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Voltaire - The Chosen
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Voltaire - The Churchyard
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Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
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Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
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Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
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Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
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Voltaire - The Masquerade
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Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
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Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
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Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
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Voltaire - The Vampire Club
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Voltaire - This Sea
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Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
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Voltaire - Tür
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Voltaire - Vagina Song
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Voltaire - Vampir
- 118
Voltaire - Wake Up
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Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
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Voltaire - Welcome To The World
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Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
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Voltaire - When You're Dead
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Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
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Voltaire - Wo?
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Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
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Voltaire - You Married a Fool
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Voltaire - Zu Schön
Comin' out this Christmas
Voltaire
Grandpa is busy trimming the tree and aunty made a fruitcake naturally.
But her fruitcake aint the only one at the table, and there's something that I just have to say
"Granny pass the stuffing if you are able, and by the way mom and dad, I'm gay"
Yea brought a girl with me but I paid her to be here.
Hey mom and dad that's what they call a beard
I try to make it work but the girl aint got the gear
What can I say; I love it in the rear
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out this year
Can't wait to tell the world that I'm a flamin' queer
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out today
And here's your Christmas present mom and dad I'm gay
Take back those G.I. Joes I never liked those toys
I never did like stuff that was for boys
Bring me some Barbies even though you think it's wrong
Or better yet Johnny Depp in a thong
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out this year
Can't wait to tell the world that I'm a flamin' queer
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out today
And here's your Christmas present mom and dad I'm gay
Don't look so surprised to know it's not like I'm the only homo
Aunty Jen's a lesbian (she is?) and I've been felt by Uncle Joe
Well now I don't expect for you to like what you've been told
And if you hate me well that's how it goes
Well as for me I'm off to a disco and you can kiss my gay ass as I go
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out this year
Can't wait to tell the world that I'm a flamin' queer
Comin' out this Christmas comin' out today
And here's your Christmas present mom and dad I'm wonderfully, fabulously, gargantuanly gay
