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    Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute

  2. 2

    Voltaire - Brains

  3. 3

    Voltaire - Crusade

  4. 4

    Voltaire - When You're Evil

  5. 5

    Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos

  6. 6

    Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)

  7. 7

    Voltaire - The Night

  8. 8

    Voltaire - Born Bad

  9. 9

    Voltaire - Chupando

  10. 10

    Voltaire - Come Sweet Death

  11. 11

    Voltaire - Fear And Anguish

  12. 12

    Voltaire - Feathery Wings

  13. 13

    Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)

  14. 14

    Voltaire - Lovesong

  15. 15

    Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays

  16. 16

    Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy

  17. 17

    Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet

  18. 18

    Voltaire - Cantina

  19. 19

    Voltaire - Captains All

  20. 20

    Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze

  21. 21

    Voltaire - Dead

  22. 22

    Voltaire - Don't Go By The River

  23. 23

    Voltaire - Dummy

  24. 24

    Voltaire - Dunce

  25. 25

    Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend

  26. 26

    Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer

  27. 27

    Voltaire - Human Nature

  28. 28

    Voltaire - I'm Sorry

  29. 29

    Voltaire - Kaputt

  30. 30

    Voltaire - Never

  31. 31

    Voltaire - Ravens Land

  32. 32

    Voltaire - Robber Barron

  33. 33

    Voltaire - Snakes

  34. 34

    Voltaire - Stuck With You

  35. 35

    Voltaire - The Chosen

  36. 36

    Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)

  37. 37

    Voltaire - The Last Word

  38. 38

    Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You

  39. 39

    Voltaire - This Sea

  40. 40

    Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea

  41. 41

    Voltaire - Underground

  42. 42

    Voltaire - Wie Du Willst

  43. 43

    Voltaire - #1 Fan

  44. 44

    Voltaire - About A Girl

  45. 45

    Voltaire - Accordion Player

  46. 46

    Voltaire - All The Way Down

  47. 47

    Voltaire - Almost Human

  48. 48

    Voltaire - Anastasia

  49. 49

    Voltaire - Anniversary

  50. 50

    Voltaire - Asche

  51. 51

    Voltaire - Augen zu

  52. 52

    Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)

  53. 53

    Voltaire - Believe

  54. 54

    Voltaire - BiTrektual

  55. 55

    Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador

  56. 56

    Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey

  57. 57

    Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse

  58. 58

    Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy

  59. 59

    Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi

  60. 60

    Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas

  61. 61

    Voltaire - Day Of The Dead

  62. 62

    Voltaire - Dead Girls

  63. 63

    Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez

  64. 64

    Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover

  65. 65

    Voltaire - Flut

  66. 66

    Voltaire - God Thinks

  67. 67

    Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic

  68. 68

    Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min

  69. 69

    Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town

  70. 70

    Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket

  71. 71

    Voltaire - Hello Cruel World

  72. 72

    Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!

  73. 73

    Voltaire - If I only were a goth

  74. 74

    Voltaire - Innocent

  75. 75

    Voltaire - Irresponsible

  76. 76

    Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man

  77. 77

    Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside

  78. 78

    Voltaire - Land Of The Dead

  79. 79

    Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream

  80. 80

    Voltaire - Let It Go

  81. 81

    Voltaire - Life

  82. 82

    Voltaire - Oh My Goth!

  83. 83

    Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!

  84. 84

    Voltaire - On The Road

  85. 85

    Voltaire - Out Of Reach

  86. 86

    Voltaire - Oweee

  87. 87

    Voltaire - Parade

  88. 88

    Voltaire - Raised By Bats

  89. 89

    Voltaire - Reggae Mortis

  90. 90

    Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn

  91. 91

    Voltaire - Ringo No Uta

  92. 92

    Voltaire - Sacrifice

  93. 93

    Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)

  94. 94

    Voltaire - See You In Hell

  95. 95

    Voltaire - So, You're Offended

  96. 96

    Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)

  97. 97

    Voltaire - Stille

  98. 98

    Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule

  99. 99

    Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay

  100. 100

    Voltaire - The Churchyard

  101. 101

    Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm

  102. 102

    Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones

  103. 103

    Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't

  104. 104

    Voltaire - The Happy Song

  105. 105

    Voltaire - The Headless Waltz

  106. 106

    Voltaire - The Man Upstairs

  107. 107

    Voltaire - The Masquerade

  108. 108

    Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl

  109. 109

    Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango

  110. 110

    Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret

  111. 111

    Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up

  112. 112

    Voltaire - The Vampire Club

  113. 113

    Voltaire - They Know Me

  114. 114

    Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down

  115. 115

    Voltaire - Tür

  116. 116

    Voltaire - Vagina Song

  117. 117

    Voltaire - Vampir

  118. 118

    Voltaire - Wake Up

  119. 119

    Voltaire - Wall Of Pride

  120. 120

    Voltaire - Welcome To The World

  121. 121

    Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town

  122. 122

    Voltaire - When You're Dead

  123. 123

    Voltaire - Where's The Girl

  124. 124

    Voltaire - Wo?

  125. 125

    Voltaire - Worf's Revenge

  126. 126

    Voltaire - You Married a Fool

  127. 127

    Voltaire - Zu Schön

The Beast Of Pirate's Bay

Voltaire

Gather weary travelers,
I have a tale to tell.
It might just save your lives but only if you listen well.
'Cause there before the breakers
And just around the way,
There's a sign that says,
"Beware The Beast of Pirate's Bay!"

Some say he's a guppy a kid threw in the sea.
He ate so many sailors, now he's bigger than a tree.
His teeth are sharp as scissors
His claws, they are like knives.
And if you think he's ugly, wait 'til you see his insides!

(Chorus)
Oh, don't you sail and don't you row and certainly don't you swim,
'Cause if you aren't careful you'll end up inside of him.
He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out. You'd better stay away.
Heed the sign that says, "Beware the Beast of Pirate's Bay!"

Some say he's a serpent that came straight from hell,
He came to eat the souls of pirates and other ne'er-do-wells.
Some they don't believe it, as for me I've got a hunch.
'Cause they used to have some pirates here.
But he ate them all for lunch!

(Chorus)

Well, Captain Hook, you've heard of him, he came to Pirate's Bay.
It seems his little nemesis had nearly got away.
He reached into the water to grab at Peter Pan.
There was a crunch and a scream!
And now that scurvy captain's got hooks on both his hands!

(Chorus)

Well, Blackbeard the Pirate, you know for what he's feared.
It's mostly for the dark, imposing color of his beard.
He saw the beast and now nobody's scared of him because,
His beard turned white and all agree,
He looks like Santa Claus.

(Chorus)

Well, now the tavern's empty and there's only you and me.
And if you care I'd like to share how this song came to be.
So come a little closer if you really want to know.
This very sad and woeful tale happened so long ago.

Well, I was just a little boy when I went to Pirate's Bay
And there I saw a creature that was very much dismayed.
With a harpoon in his dorsal fin and a hook stuck in his side,
This mighty whale was in such pain, we both began to cry.

I pushed and I shoved, but he wouldn't give way
Into the deeper waters off our shallow Pirate's Bay.
All I could do to help him was to keep people away,
So I wrote a sign that said, "Beware The Beast of Pirate's Bay!"
And what did it say?

Don't you sail and don't you row and certainly don't you swim,
'Cause if you aren't careful you'll end up inside of him.
He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out. You'd better stay away.
Heed the sign that says, "Beware."
Hell I should know, I put it there!
Heed the sign that says, "Beware the Beast of Pirate's Bay!"

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