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Voltaire - When You're Evil
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Voltaire - Brains
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Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
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Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
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Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
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Voltaire - Feathery Wings
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Voltaire - Human Nature
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Voltaire - Raised By Bats
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Voltaire - The Last Word
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Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
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Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
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Voltaire - #1 Fan
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Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
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Voltaire - Almost Human
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Voltaire - Anniversary
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Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
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Voltaire - Captains All
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Voltaire - Crusade
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Voltaire - Flut
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Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
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Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
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Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
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Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
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Voltaire - I'm Sorry
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Voltaire - Irresponsible
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Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
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Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
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Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
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Voltaire - Out Of Reach
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Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
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Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
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Voltaire - Stuck With You
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Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
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Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
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Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
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Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
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Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
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Voltaire - Tür
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Voltaire - Vagina Song
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Voltaire - Vampir
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Voltaire - Where's The Girl
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Voltaire - Wo?
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Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
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Voltaire - Zu Schön
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Voltaire - About A Girl
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Voltaire - Accordion Player
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Voltaire - All The Way Down
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Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
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Voltaire - Anastasia
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Voltaire - Asche
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Voltaire - Augen zu
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Voltaire - Believe
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Voltaire - BiTrektual
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Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
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Voltaire - Born Bad
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Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
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Voltaire - Cantina
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Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
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Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
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Voltaire - Chupando
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Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
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Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
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Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
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Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Dead
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Voltaire - Dead Girls
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Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
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Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
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Voltaire - Dummy
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Voltaire - Dunce
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Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
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Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
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Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
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Voltaire - God Thinks
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Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
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Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
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Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
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Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
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Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
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Voltaire - If I only were a goth
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Voltaire - Innocent
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Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
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Voltaire - Kaputt
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Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
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Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
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Voltaire - Let It Go
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Voltaire - Life
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Voltaire - Lovesong
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Voltaire - Never
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Voltaire - On The Road
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Voltaire - Oweee
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Voltaire - Parade
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Voltaire - Ravens Land
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Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
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Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
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Voltaire - Robber Barron
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Voltaire - Sacrifice
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Voltaire - See You In Hell
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Voltaire - Snakes
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Voltaire - So, You're Offended
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Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
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Voltaire - Stille
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Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
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Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
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Voltaire - The Chosen
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Voltaire - The Churchyard
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Voltaire - The Happy Song
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Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
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Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
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Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
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Voltaire - The Masquerade
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Voltaire - The Night
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Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
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Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
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Voltaire - The Vampire Club
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Voltaire - They Know Me
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Voltaire - This Sea
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Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
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Voltaire - Underground
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Voltaire - Wake Up
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Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
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Voltaire - Welcome To The World
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Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
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Voltaire - When You're Dead
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Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
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Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
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Voltaire - You Married a Fool
Coin Operated Goi
Voltaire
Scary but it's true
He is not a Jew
He won't dance the horah
Won't light the menorah
And it's not a lie
He ain't even circumcised
Oi!
Coin operated goi
I'm not so sure that he's kosher
Deskite what is in the brochure
Everything he eats is wrapped in ham
Plus he tried to pork me in the can
I should go and ask my Rabbi
If it's a sin if he and I
Do it through a small hole in a sheet
Just big enough to slip my kosher meat
Groin masticated joy, oh boy!
Coin operated goi
Can't hang with the Moyles
He and got the curls
I say we convert him
It ain't gonna hurt him
Well, maybe downbelow
He will have to undergo
A groin operation ploy
His bris we'll perform
To make his schmuck deformed
The Moyle gets a dollar
If he makes him holler
To make his schmuck more slim
We'll chop off his foreskin!
Give it to the waiter
He'll bless it for seder
We'll nosh on it later
Oh I want a
I want a
I want a
I want a
For Rosh hashanah
A coin operated goi, oh boy!
Coin operated goi
Scary but it's true
He was not a Jew
But honestly, no schitzvah
He had a Bar Mitzvah
Now he's kosher too
He just like me and you
A coin operated Jew!
