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Voltaire - The Night
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Voltaire - When You're Evil
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Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
- 4
Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
- 5
Voltaire - This Sea
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Voltaire - Brains
- 7
Voltaire - Crusade
- 8
Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
- 9
Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
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Voltaire - God Thinks
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Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
- 12
Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
- 13
Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
- 14
Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
- 15
Voltaire - Wo?
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Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
- 17
Voltaire - Dead
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Voltaire - Dead Girls
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Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
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Voltaire - Dunce
- 21
Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
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Voltaire - Feathery Wings
- 23
Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
- 24
Voltaire - Human Nature
- 25
Voltaire - I'm Sorry
- 26
Voltaire - Lovesong
- 27
Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
- 28
Voltaire - Oweee
- 29
Voltaire - Parade
- 30
Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
- 31
Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
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Voltaire - Snakes
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Voltaire - The Chosen
- 34
Voltaire - The Churchyard
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Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
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Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
- 37
Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
- 38
Voltaire - They Know Me
- 39
Voltaire - Where's The Girl
- 40
Voltaire - #1 Fan
- 41
Voltaire - About A Girl
- 42
Voltaire - Accordion Player
- 43
Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
- 44
Voltaire - All The Way Down
- 45
Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
- 46
Voltaire - Almost Human
- 47
Voltaire - Anastasia
- 48
Voltaire - Anniversary
- 49
Voltaire - Asche
- 50
Voltaire - Augen zu
- 51
Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
- 52
Voltaire - Believe
- 53
Voltaire - BiTrektual
- 54
Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
- 55
Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
- 56
Voltaire - Born Bad
- 57
Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
- 58
Voltaire - Cantina
- 59
Voltaire - Captains All
- 60
Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
- 61
Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
- 62
Voltaire - Chupando
- 63
Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
- 64
Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
- 65
Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
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Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
- 67
Voltaire - Dummy
- 68
Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
- 69
Voltaire - Flut
- 70
Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
- 71
Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
- 72
Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
- 73
Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
- 74
Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
- 75
Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
- 76
Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
- 77
Voltaire - If I only were a goth
- 78
Voltaire - Innocent
- 79
Voltaire - Irresponsible
- 80
Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
- 81
Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
- 82
Voltaire - Kaputt
- 83
Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
- 84
Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
- 85
Voltaire - Let It Go
- 86
Voltaire - Life
- 87
Voltaire - Never
- 88
Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
- 89
Voltaire - On The Road
- 90
Voltaire - Out Of Reach
- 91
Voltaire - Raised By Bats
- 92
Voltaire - Ravens Land
- 93
Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
- 94
Voltaire - Robber Barron
- 95
Voltaire - Sacrifice
- 96
Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
- 97
Voltaire - See You In Hell
- 98
Voltaire - So, You're Offended
- 99
Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
- 100
Voltaire - Stille
- 101
Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
- 102
Voltaire - Stuck With You
- 103
Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
- 104
Voltaire - The Happy Song
- 105
Voltaire - The Last Word
- 106
Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
- 107
Voltaire - The Masquerade
- 108
Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
- 109
Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
- 110
Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
- 111
Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
- 112
Voltaire - The Vampire Club
- 113
Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
- 114
Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
- 115
Voltaire - Tür
- 116
Voltaire - Underground
- 117
Voltaire - Vagina Song
- 118
Voltaire - Vampir
- 119
Voltaire - Wake Up
- 120
Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
- 121
Voltaire - Welcome To The World
- 122
Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
- 123
Voltaire - When You're Dead
- 124
Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
- 125
Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
- 126
Voltaire - You Married a Fool
- 127
Voltaire - Zu Schön
Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
Voltaire
(Chorus)
Happy Birthday my olde friend.
It seems this horror show will never end.
Any moment's your last breath,
Here is to another day closer to death.
The cake is on the table,
And it is awfully bright,
'Cause there's so many candles on top.
But you are so decrepit,
Your chest so tight,
When you blow them out your lungs are gonna pop. (Popping sound)
You cannot complain
Each time you feel a pain,
Though you have arthritis and gout.
'Cause when you start kvetching,
All your teeth fall out.
So have another cigarette,
Have another beer,
Raise your glass to one more year. (GONE!)
(Chorus)
Your skin is so worn out and old,
All over your body it's sagging.
Especially loose is your old caboose,
You're dragging it behind you in a wagon.
Well, you're an alcoholic,
And you're blind and deaf,
And you have Alzheimer's I bet.
You're too old to remember,
But you're too drunk to forget.
So have another cigarette,
Have another beer,
Raise your glass to one more year. (GONE!)
(Chorus)
You're so old you smell like dust,
And now your bones begin to rust.
See that face, it's full of wrinkles.
So have another cigarette,
Have another beer,
Raise that chair to one more year. (RAISE!)
(Chorus)