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Voltaire - Chupando
- 2
Voltaire - When You're Evil
- 3
Voltaire - The Night
- 4
Voltaire - Feathery Wings
- 5
Voltaire - Human Nature
- 6
Voltaire - Almost Human
- 7
Voltaire - The Happy Song
- 8
Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
- 9
Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
- 10
Voltaire - Brains
- 11
Voltaire - Crusade
- 12
Voltaire - Sacrifice
- 13
Voltaire - Stuck With You
- 14
Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
- 15
Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
- 16
Voltaire - Anastasia
- 17
Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
- 18
Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
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Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
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Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
- 21
Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
- 22
Voltaire - Never
- 23
Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
- 24
Voltaire - Out Of Reach
- 25
Voltaire - Oweee
- 26
Voltaire - Parade
- 27
Voltaire - Robber Barron
- 28
Voltaire - So, You're Offended
- 29
Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
- 30
Voltaire - The Chosen
- 31
Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
- 32
Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
- 33
Voltaire - Wake Up
- 34
Voltaire - Where's The Girl
- 35
Voltaire - Wo?
- 36
Voltaire - #1 Fan
- 37
Voltaire - About A Girl
- 38
Voltaire - Accordion Player
- 39
Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
- 40
Voltaire - All The Way Down
- 41
Voltaire - Anniversary
- 42
Voltaire - Asche
- 43
Voltaire - Augen zu
- 44
Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
- 45
Voltaire - Believe
- 46
Voltaire - BiTrektual
- 47
Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
- 48
Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
- 49
Voltaire - Born Bad
- 50
Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
- 51
Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
- 52
Voltaire - Cantina
- 53
Voltaire - Captains All
- 54
Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
- 55
Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
- 56
Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
- 57
Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
- 58
Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
- 59
Voltaire - Dead
- 60
Voltaire - Dead Girls
- 61
Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
- 62
Voltaire - Dummy
- 63
Voltaire - Dunce
- 64
Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
- 65
Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
- 66
Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
- 67
Voltaire - Flut
- 68
Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
- 69
Voltaire - God Thinks
- 70
Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
- 71
Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
- 72
Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
- 73
Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
- 74
Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
- 75
Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
- 76
Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
- 77
Voltaire - I'm Sorry
- 78
Voltaire - If I only were a goth
- 79
Voltaire - Innocent
- 80
Voltaire - Irresponsible
- 81
Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
- 82
Voltaire - Kaputt
- 83
Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
- 84
Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
- 85
Voltaire - Let It Go
- 86
Voltaire - Life
- 87
Voltaire - Lovesong
- 88
Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
- 89
Voltaire - On The Road
- 90
Voltaire - Raised By Bats
- 91
Voltaire - Ravens Land
- 92
Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
- 93
Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
- 94
Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
- 95
Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
- 96
Voltaire - See You In Hell
- 97
Voltaire - Snakes
- 98
Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
- 99
Voltaire - Stille
- 100
Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
- 101
Voltaire - The Churchyard
- 102
Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
- 103
Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
- 104
Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
- 105
Voltaire - The Last Word
- 106
Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
- 107
Voltaire - The Masquerade
- 108
Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
- 109
Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
- 110
Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
- 111
Voltaire - The Vampire Club
- 112
Voltaire - They Know Me
- 113
Voltaire - This Sea
- 114
Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
- 115
Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
- 116
Voltaire - Tür
- 117
Voltaire - Underground
- 118
Voltaire - Vagina Song
- 119
Voltaire - Vampir
- 120
Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
- 121
Voltaire - Welcome To The World
- 122
Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
- 123
Voltaire - When You're Dead
- 124
Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
- 125
Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
- 126
Voltaire - You Married a Fool
- 127
Voltaire - Zu Schön
Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
Voltaire
(Chorus)
Happy Birthday my olde friend.
It seems this horror show will never end.
Any moment's your last breath,
Here is to another day closer to death.
The cake is on the table,
And it is awfully bright,
'Cause there's so many candles on top.
But you are so decrepit,
Your chest so tight,
When you blow them out your lungs are gonna pop. (Popping sound)
You cannot complain
Each time you feel a pain,
Though you have arthritis and gout.
'Cause when you start kvetching,
All your teeth fall out.
So have another cigarette,
Have another beer,
Raise your glass to one more year. (GONE!)
(Chorus)
Your skin is so worn out and old,
All over your body it's sagging.
Especially loose is your old caboose,
You're dragging it behind you in a wagon.
Well, you're an alcoholic,
And you're blind and deaf,
And you have Alzheimer's I bet.
You're too old to remember,
But you're too drunk to forget.
So have another cigarette,
Have another beer,
Raise your glass to one more year. (GONE!)
(Chorus)
You're so old you smell like dust,
And now your bones begin to rust.
See that face, it's full of wrinkles.
So have another cigarette,
Have another beer,
Raise that chair to one more year. (RAISE!)
(Chorus)