- 1
Voltaire - When You're Evil
- 2
Voltaire - The Night
- 3
Voltaire - Raised By Bats
- 4
Voltaire - Almost Human
- 5
Voltaire - Anastasia
- 6
Voltaire - Born Bad
- 7
Voltaire - Death Death (Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil, Evil, Evil, Evil Evil Song)
- 8
Voltaire - Dia de Los Muertos
- 9
Voltaire - Goodnight, Demon Slayer
- 10
Voltaire - Human Nature
- 11
Voltaire - Oh My Goth!
- 12
Voltaire - The Man Upstairs
- 13
Voltaire - The Vampire Club
- 14
Voltaire - Zombie Prostitute
- 15
Voltaire - About A Girl
- 16
Voltaire - Anniversary
- 17
Voltaire - BiTrektual
- 18
Voltaire - Brains
- 19
Voltaire - Cathouse Tragedy
- 20
Voltaire - Chupando
- 21
Voltaire - Comin' out this Christmas
- 22
Voltaire - Day Of The Dead
- 23
Voltaire - Feathery Wings
- 24
Voltaire - Future Ex Girlfriend
- 25
Voltaire - God Thinks
- 26
Voltaire - Happy Birthday (My Olde Friend)
- 27
Voltaire - I'm Sorry
- 28
Voltaire - Irresponsible
- 29
Voltaire - Its Bigger On the Inside
- 30
Voltaire - Ravens Land
- 31
Voltaire - Riding a Black Unicorn
- 32
Voltaire - Screw The Okampa (I Want To Go Home)
- 33
Voltaire - Stuck With You
- 34
Voltaire - The Beast Of Pirate's Bay
- 35
Voltaire - The Devil And Mr. Jones
- 36
Voltaire - The Dirtiest Song That Ain't
- 37
Voltaire - The Last Word
- 38
Voltaire - The Straight Razor Cabaret
- 39
Voltaire - Underground
- 40
Voltaire - Wall Of Pride
- 41
Voltaire - #1 Fan
- 42
Voltaire - Accordion Player
- 43
Voltaire - Alchemy Mondays
- 44
Voltaire - All The Way Down
- 45
Voltaire - All Women Are Crazy
- 46
Voltaire - Asche
- 47
Voltaire - Augen zu
- 48
Voltaire - Bachelor(ette)
- 49
Voltaire - Believe
- 50
Voltaire - Blue-eyed Matador
- 51
Voltaire - Bomb New Jersey
- 52
Voltaire - Bunnypocalypse
- 53
Voltaire - Cannibal Buffet
- 54
Voltaire - Cantina
- 55
Voltaire - Captains All
- 56
Voltaire - Caught A Lite Sneeze
- 57
Voltaire - Coin Operated Goi
- 58
Voltaire - Come Sweet Death
- 59
Voltaire - Crusade
- 60
Voltaire - Dead
- 61
Voltaire - Dead Girls
- 62
Voltaire - Don't Go By The River
- 63
Voltaire - Dummy
- 64
Voltaire - Dunce
- 65
Voltaire - El Barquito de Nuez
- 66
Voltaire - Ex Lover's Lover
- 67
Voltaire - Fear And Anguish
- 68
Voltaire - Flut
- 69
Voltaire - Graveyard Picnic
- 70
Voltaire - Hallo Eslkan Min
- 71
Voltaire - Hate Lives In a Small Town
- 72
Voltaire - Hell In A Handbasket
- 73
Voltaire - Hello Cruel World
- 74
Voltaire - I Am Rammstein!
- 75
Voltaire - If I only were a goth
- 76
Voltaire - Innocent
- 77
Voltaire - It's Normal For a Man
- 78
Voltaire - Kaputt
- 79
Voltaire - Land Of The Dead
- 80
Voltaire - Leaves in the Stream
- 81
Voltaire - Let It Go
- 82
Voltaire - Life
- 83
Voltaire - Lovesong
- 84
Voltaire - Never
- 85
Voltaire - Oh, Lord, Wake The Dead!
- 86
Voltaire - On The Road
- 87
Voltaire - Out Of Reach
- 88
Voltaire - Oweee
- 89
Voltaire - Parade
- 90
Voltaire - Reggae Mortis
- 91
Voltaire - Ringo No Uta
- 92
Voltaire - Robber Barron
- 93
Voltaire - Sacrifice
- 94
Voltaire - See You In Hell
- 95
Voltaire - Snakes
- 96
Voltaire - So, You're Offended
- 97
Voltaire - Stakes And Torches (The Uprising Of The Peasants)
- 98
Voltaire - Stille
- 99
Voltaire - Stubborn As a Mule
- 100
Voltaire - The Chosen
- 101
Voltaire - The Churchyard
- 102
Voltaire - The Conqueror Worm
- 103
Voltaire - The Happy Song
- 104
Voltaire - The Headless Waltz
- 105
Voltaire - The Industrial Revolution (And How It Ruined My Life)
- 106
Voltaire - The Masquerade
- 107
Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
- 108
Voltaire - The Ones Who've Hurt You
- 109
Voltaire - The Sexy Data Tango
- 110
Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up
- 111
Voltaire - They Know Me
- 112
Voltaire - This Sea
- 113
Voltaire - This Ship's Going Down
- 114
Voltaire - To The Bottom Of The Sea
- 115
Voltaire - Tür
- 116
Voltaire - Vagina Song
- 117
Voltaire - Vampir
- 118
Voltaire - Wake Up
- 119
Voltaire - Welcome To The World
- 120
Voltaire - When The Circus Came To Town
- 121
Voltaire - When You're Dead
- 122
Voltaire - Where's The Girl
- 123
Voltaire - Wie Du Willst
- 124
Voltaire - Wo?
- 125
Voltaire - Worf's Revenge
- 126
Voltaire - You Married a Fool
- 127
Voltaire - Zu Schön
Future Ex Girlfriend
Voltaire
we had to meet
I thought I should greet you
In just one week I would delete you
People say the stupidest things
On their first date like
"What's your real name?"
They reveal their ignorance
But you adore them
So you just ignore them
Then came you raising the bar
Oh, you, you won't be undone
I looked into your eyes
And much to my surprise
I saw there was nothing in there
'Cause there's nothing
between your ears but air!
There goes my future ex girlfriend
She's as sweet as a rose
Yes, she is
She has such beautiful lips
Now, if only they were closed
I love how you adore me
Oh, but honey how you bore me
Your life's such a wreck
I've lost all respect
I don't mean to surprise you
It took me just one week to despise you!
And I don't care that you're a model
No, 'cause let me say it's clear to tell
that your brain is shot to hell
And no one cares that you love Keanu
Oh, what's the difference anyway
Everybody knows that he's gay
Okay, I really don't know that
But let's face it
He's too hot to be straight!
There goes my future ex girlfriend
That girl's such a prize
Yes, she is
She'll be the Queen of the world
for a day or less in my eyes
Perhaps I'll wear a suit
When I give you the boot
Oh, I hate to seem so superficial
I just think I'll look more official!
There goes my future ex girlfriend
She's as sweet as a rose
Yes, she is
She has such beautiful lips
Now, if only they were closed
There goes my future ex girlfriend
That girl's such a prize
Yes, she is
She'll be the Queen of the world
for a day or less in my eyes
