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Watsky - Springtime In New York
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Watsky - The Legend Of Hardhead Ned (feat. Dylan Saunders)
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Watsky - Whoa Whoa Whoa
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Watsky - Bucketlist
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Watsky - Chemical Angel
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Watsky - Dent In The Moon
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Watsky - Don't Be Nice
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Watsky - Pumped Kicks (remix)
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Watsky - 4Am Monday
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Watsky - All I Need Is One
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Watsky - All You Can Do (feat. Jimetta Rose)
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Watsky - Ask Me Anything
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Watsky - Bet Against Me
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Watsky - Brave New World (feat. Chaos Chaos)
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Watsky - Cannonball (feat. Stephen Stills)
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Watsky - Color Lines (feat. Catch Wreck)
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Watsky - D.A.N,C,E
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Watsky - Danger (feat. Damon Elliott)
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Watsky - Duke Smellington
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Watsky - Energy
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Watsky - Everything Turns Gold (feat. Gift of Gab & Mieka Pauley)
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Watsky - Exquisite Corpse (feat. Chinaka Hodge, Daveed Diggs, Rafael Casal, Wax, Adam Vida, Grieves & Dumbfoundead)
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Watsky - Fireworks
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Watsky - Ghost Party (feat. Mieka Pauley)
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Watsky - Hand Over Hand (feat. Anderson Paak)
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Watsky - Kill a Hipster (feat. Chinaka Hodge)
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Watsky - Let Go
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Watsky - Moral Of The Story
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Watsky - Mrs. Robinson (ft. Danny McClain)
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Watsky - Rome
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Watsky - Skit 1
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Watsky - Sloppy Seconds
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Watsky - Stand For Something (feat. Anderson .Paak)
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Watsky - Strong As An Oak
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Watsky - Stupidass
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Watsky - There And Back Again
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Watsky - Tiny Glowing Screens (Part 2)
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Watsky - A Conversation With Bieber
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Watsky - A Hundred Words You Could Say Instead Of Swag
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Watsky - A New Kind Of Sexy (feat. Intuition & Dumbfoundead)
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Watsky - All I Ever Wanted
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Watsky - Amazing Grace (feat. Pat Dimitri)
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Watsky - Amplified (feat. Rafael Casal)
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Watsky - At The Strip Club
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Watsky - Backburner
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Watsky - Bad Words
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Watsky - Boomerang (ft. Ariana DeBoo)
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Watsky - Cardboard Castles
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Watsky - Dedicated To Christina Li
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Watsky - Difference Is The Differences
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Watsky - Exquisite Corpse (feat. Chinaka Hodge, Daveed Diggs, Rafael Casal, Wax, Adam Vida, Grieves & Dumbfoundead)
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Watsky - Exquisite Corpse (feat. Dumbfoundead, Grieves, Wax, Adam Vida, Rafael Casal, Daveed Diggs & Chinaka Hodge)
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Watsky - Fight! Fight! Fight! (feat. Dahlak Brathwaite)
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Watsky - Fuck An Emcee Name
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Watsky - Give a Hater a Hug
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Watsky - Going Down
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Watsky - Grass is Greener
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Watsky - Gummy Bear Hundrednaire
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Watsky - Headphones
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Watsky - Headphones-Amplified
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Watsky - Hercules
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Watsky - Hey, Asshole (feat. Kate Nash)
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Watsky - I Got This Love (feat. Passion)
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Watsky - IDGAF
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Watsky - Ink Don't Bleed (feat. Anderson Paak)
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Watsky - Kick Monday (In The Nutsack) (ft. Wax)
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Watsky - Kidnap Your Boyfriend
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Watsky - Let's Get High And Watch Planet Earth
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Watsky - Little Slice (feat. Danny Skyhigh McClain)
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Watsky - Love Letters
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Watsky - Lovely Thing Suite: Conversations
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Watsky - Lovely Thing Suite: Knots
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Watsky - Lovely Thing Suite: Roses
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Watsky - Lovely Thing Suite: Theories
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Watsky - Loving Arms
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Watsky - Man Of Constant Sorrow (ft. Dylan Saunders)
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Watsky - Midnight Heart (feat. Mal Devisa)
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Watsky - Mody At The Divebar
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Watsky - Mody On The Turnpike
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Watsky - My First Stalker
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Watsky - Never Let It Die (feat. Anderson Paak & Kush Mody)
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Watsky - Ninjas In Paris
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Watsky - Nothing Like The First Time
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Watsky - Other Cities
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Watsky - Pale Kid Raps Fast
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Watsky - Pauly Shore Saw My Penis
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Watsky - Pink Lemonade
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Watsky - Rich Girl
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Watsky - Right Now (feat. Lisa Vitale)
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Watsky - Royal Fuckups
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Watsky - Run My Mouth (feat. Danny McClain)
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Watsky - Sarajevo (feat. Dia Frampton)
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Watsky - Seizure Boy
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Watsky - Send In The Sun
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Watsky - Show Goes On Mini-mix
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Watsky - Skit 2
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Watsky - Stick to Your Guns (feat. Julia Nunes)
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Watsky - Talking To Myself
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Watsky - Tears To Diamonds (feat. Raquel Rodriguez)
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Watsky - Ten Fingers
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Watsky - The Girl Next Door (To Everybody Else)
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Watsky - The One
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Watsky - They're Not Ready
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Watsky - Tiny Glowing Screens (part 1)
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Watsky - Tiny Glowing Screens (Part 3) (feat. Danny McClain & Camila Recchio)
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Watsky - Two Blue Moons
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Watsky - Ugly Faces
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Watsky - Waking Hour (Feat. Mariami)
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Watsky - Watsky Raps Even Faster
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Watsky - Welcome To The Family
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Watsky - Who's Been Loving You?
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Watsky - Women, Women, Women
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Watsky - Wounded Healer
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Watsky - Write Your Name
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Watsky - Yes Britannia
Pauly Shore Saw My Penis
Watsky
So I met Pauly Shore about... 2 weeks ago, famed actor of the screen, uh... At a booking conference in St. Louis. Didn't think anything more of it that night. Got back to L.A 3 days later and me and a bunch of... friends decided that it was time to go visit the man's spa on our corner which is kinda of a... Greko... Russian... I don't know, it was a man's spa, it was my first time being naked in front of other men and who should get into the hot tub but Pauly Shore?
You couldn't see a lot
With our crotches under froth
On timer-jets the trouble started when the bubbles stopped
Now if you wanted you could see each little boy wand
Bobbing there as clear as little goldfish in a coi pond
And I was hot and prunie
As dry as styrofoam
I needed to escape the tub like Pauly from the Biodome
I know no boychick's poifect
But I made the noble choice
And hoisted myself out of the moistness
Slowly which exposed my joystick
And Pauly must have seen it
Plain as I'm waving at you
Because I stood there dripping, naked like the David statue
Pauly I've gotta ask you
Because I'm just not psychic
If my penis was a facebook post
I wonder if you'd like it
All my life
I prayed for a friend like you
And I wish I could see your linus too
But you wore a fucking speedo, you bitch
I can't express just what it's meant to me
To have my genitals vetted by a celebrity
And one with Paulie's pedigree
I'm talking Breeder's Cup
If Charlie Sheen had seen my peen it wouldn't mean as much
He doesn't have the Weasel's touch
I'm not some stupid groupie
This dude was in Biodome, Encino Man, a Goofie movie
And... probably other stuff!
I just think it's fucking nuts
That mister Pauly Shore himself was gazing at my buttercups
I dreamed to be discovered
I hope the wait is over
Not sure if this is it
But either way it's great exposure
And I can't blow this chance
To have this bro romance
I hope he picks the fruit the dangles from my lowest branch
I'll pick the slowest dance
I just can't handle this
Perhaps I should expect it at a men's spa in Los Angeles
I wish I could see your pud too
But I'd twitpic your dillsnick, it's true