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A Wilhelm Scream - The Last Laugh
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A Wilhelm Scream - Boat Builders
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A Wilhelm Scream - I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz
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A Wilhelm Scream - The King Is Dead
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A Wilhelm Scream - Number One
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A Wilhelm Scream - The Horse
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A Wilhelm Scream - They Like Their Turtlenecks Ribbed
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A Wilhelm Scream - 5 To 9
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A Wilhelm Scream - A Picture Of The World
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A Wilhelm Scream - Career Suicide
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A Wilhelm Scream - Check Request Denied
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A Wilhelm Scream - Famous Friends And Fashion Drunks
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A Wilhelm Scream - Get Mad, You Son Of A Bitch
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A Wilhelm Scream - God Loves a Liar
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A Wilhelm Scream - Hairy Scarecrow
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A Wilhelm Scream - Ice Man Left A Trail
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A Wilhelm Scream - Mute Print
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A Wilhelm Scream - Pardon Me, Thanks A Lot
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A Wilhelm Scream - The Pool
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A Wilhelm Scream - The Soft Sell
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A Wilhelm Scream - These Dead Streets
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A Wilhelm Scream - Walkin' With Michael Douglas
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A Wilhelm Scream - You Kiss Their Ass And They Shit On You
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A Wilhelm Scream - 1957
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A Wilhelm Scream - A Chapter Of Accidents
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A Wilhelm Scream - Anchor End
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A Wilhelm Scream - Australias
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A Wilhelm Scream - Beautiful Girl Disease
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A Wilhelm Scream - Beer And Loafing In New Bedford
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A Wilhelm Scream - Better Health Through Screaming In Tune
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A Wilhelm Scream - Bodies As Suitcases
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A Wilhelm Scream - Born A Wise Man
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A Wilhelm Scream - Bowling
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A Wilhelm Scream - Brand New Me, Same Shitty You
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A Wilhelm Scream - Bulletproof Tiger
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A Wilhelm Scream - Cancer Dream
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A Wilhelm Scream - Catharsis For Dummies
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A Wilhelm Scream - Class Of '97
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A Wilhelm Scream - Clear As Mud
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A Wilhelm Scream - Cold Slither II
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A Wilhelm Scream - Congratulations
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A Wilhelm Scream - Desperately Seeking Boozin
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A Wilhelm Scream - Devil Don't Know
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A Wilhelm Scream - Die While We're Young
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A Wilhelm Scream - Diver
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A Wilhelm Scream - Don't Wake Me Up
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A Wilhelm Scream - Dreaming Of Throwing Up
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A Wilhelm Scream - Every Great Story Has a Shower Scene
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A Wilhelm Scream - Forget Her
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A Wilhelm Scream - Friendly In The Shit
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A Wilhelm Scream - Fun Time
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A Wilhelm Scream - Gut Sick Companion
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A Wilhelm Scream - Halcyon Days
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A Wilhelm Scream - Hell or High Water
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A Wilhelm Scream - Hike
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A Wilhelm Scream - In Vino Veritas II
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A Wilhelm Scream - It Will Happen To You
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A Wilhelm Scream - It'll Happen To You
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A Wilhelm Scream - Jaws 3, People 0
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A Wilhelm Scream - Killing It
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A Wilhelm Scream - Kursk
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A Wilhelm Scream - Less Bright Eyes, More Deicide
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A Wilhelm Scream - Me Vs. Morrissey In The Pretentiousness Contest (The Ladder Match)
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A Wilhelm Scream - Mercy Day For Mr. Vengeance
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A Wilhelm Scream - Mob Life
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A Wilhelm Scream - Month Of Sundays
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A Wilhelm Scream - Mushmouth
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A Wilhelm Scream - Our Ghosts
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A Wilhelm Scream - Retiring
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A Wilhelm Scream - Route 40 One Six
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A Wilhelm Scream - Sassaquin
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A Wilhelm Scream - Send Off
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A Wilhelm Scream - September 10th
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A Wilhelm Scream - Shot
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A Wilhelm Scream - Skid Rock
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A Wilhelm Scream - Speed Of Dark
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A Wilhelm Scream - Stab Stab Stab
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A Wilhelm Scream - Temper, Temper
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A Wilhelm Scream - The Big Fall
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A Wilhelm Scream - The I Hate __ Club
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A Wilhelm Scream - The I Hate Fucking Club
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A Wilhelm Scream - The Kids Can Eat A Bag Of Dick
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A Wilhelm Scream - The Kids Can Eat A Bag Of Dicks
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A Wilhelm Scream - The Rip
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A Wilhelm Scream - We Built This City! (On Debts And Booze)
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A Wilhelm Scream - When I Was Alive: Walden: III
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A Wilhelm Scream - Which Is Worse
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A Wilhelm Scream - Wild Turkey
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A Wilhelm Scream - William Blake Overdrive
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A Wilhelm Scream - Wyoming State
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A Wilhelm Scream - You Kiss Their Ass And They'll Shit On You
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A Wilhelm Scream - You Make Me Feel Like I Need A Psychiatric Evaluation
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A Wilhelm Scream - Your Love
Jaws 3, People 0
A Wilhelm Scream
Don't test the captain's validity or his vulnerability.
I've seen the necks unnaturally twisted, craned to stars in the sky.
I've felt the chill upend the happiness of idiots in minutes;
they clutch their jewelry tight and say "How lucky am I!"
And like a drunk spills boons on his varsity letter,
can we forgive a ship of fools for what they don't know better?
I guess not. "Man I hope he'll piss himself." Analyze this room.
Grab that mop and broom and clean it up.
Man I hope he shits himself
when the rest of the shipwrecked long drowned in their graves
make a claim on the souls of the heartless fakes.
"Please help, my party flew away with the ocean mist.
I narrowly escaped to the roof."
But when the Night Rangers found me (dead, but for my liver)
and said "Don't tell me you love me", abhorrent and deliberate.
How we ruined the day's remains. Sinful.
A hero's humility is a foolish amenity.
Cups of coffee speed the heartbeats of the soonest to die.
I saw the first blood in the water, someone's mother or daughter.
I wait for troutman; Give me clearance for this chopper to fly.
Because they were jumping off the backs of the only sons,
offering up light snacks of younger ones.
"Well, how fast could our legs run?"
Let's get the fuck out of here.
The weak are screaming for the captain but the captain ain't here.
How we ruined the day's remains. Sinful.
The bodies splashed like paint.
To see so many scattered cockroaches running from the light.
Oh, when i saw them floating out to the river,
the cold inside my stomach was a hunger to me.
And if the devil makes a mess of all the raw meat, let him be.
Oh how my captain sailed it straight up the middle,
but the crooked lines are quicker when you're snorting them in.
Because if the devil's at your door you leave it open.
Let him in.