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A Wilhelm Scream - I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz
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A Wilhelm Scream - Number One
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A Wilhelm Scream - The Horse
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A Wilhelm Scream - The King Is Dead
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A Wilhelm Scream - Boat Builders
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A Wilhelm Scream - Bulletproof Tiger
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A Wilhelm Scream - Famous Friends And Fashion Drunks
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A Wilhelm Scream - Me Vs. Morrissey In The Pretentiousness Contest (The Ladder Match)
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A Wilhelm Scream - Mute Print
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A Wilhelm Scream - Retiring
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A Wilhelm Scream - The Last Laugh
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A Wilhelm Scream - 1957
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A Wilhelm Scream - 5 To 9
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A Wilhelm Scream - A Chapter Of Accidents
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A Wilhelm Scream - A Picture Of The World
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A Wilhelm Scream - Anchor End
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A Wilhelm Scream - Australias
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A Wilhelm Scream - Beautiful Girl Disease
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A Wilhelm Scream - Beer And Loafing In New Bedford
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A Wilhelm Scream - Better Health Through Screaming In Tune
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A Wilhelm Scream - Bodies As Suitcases
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A Wilhelm Scream - Born A Wise Man
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A Wilhelm Scream - Bowling
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A Wilhelm Scream - Brand New Me, Same Shitty You
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A Wilhelm Scream - Cancer Dream
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A Wilhelm Scream - Career Suicide
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A Wilhelm Scream - Catharsis For Dummies
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A Wilhelm Scream - Check Request Denied
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A Wilhelm Scream - Class Of '97
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A Wilhelm Scream - Clear As Mud
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A Wilhelm Scream - Cold Slither II
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A Wilhelm Scream - Congratulations
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A Wilhelm Scream - Desperately Seeking Boozin
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A Wilhelm Scream - Devil Don't Know
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A Wilhelm Scream - Die While We're Young
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A Wilhelm Scream - Diver
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A Wilhelm Scream - Don't Wake Me Up
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A Wilhelm Scream - Dreaming Of Throwing Up
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A Wilhelm Scream - Every Great Story Has a Shower Scene
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A Wilhelm Scream - Forget Her
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A Wilhelm Scream - Friendly In The Shit
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A Wilhelm Scream - Fun Time
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A Wilhelm Scream - Get Mad, You Son Of A Bitch
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A Wilhelm Scream - God Loves a Liar
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A Wilhelm Scream - Gut Sick Companion
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A Wilhelm Scream - Hairy Scarecrow
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A Wilhelm Scream - Halcyon Days
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A Wilhelm Scream - Hell or High Water
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A Wilhelm Scream - Hike
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A Wilhelm Scream - Ice Man Left A Trail
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A Wilhelm Scream - In Vino Veritas II
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A Wilhelm Scream - It Will Happen To You
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A Wilhelm Scream - It'll Happen To You
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A Wilhelm Scream - Jaws 3, People 0
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A Wilhelm Scream - Killing It
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A Wilhelm Scream - Kursk
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A Wilhelm Scream - Less Bright Eyes, More Deicide
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A Wilhelm Scream - Mercy Day For Mr. Vengeance
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A Wilhelm Scream - Mob Life
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A Wilhelm Scream - Month Of Sundays
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A Wilhelm Scream - Mushmouth
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A Wilhelm Scream - Our Ghosts
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A Wilhelm Scream - Pardon Me, Thanks A Lot
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A Wilhelm Scream - Route 40 One Six
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A Wilhelm Scream - Sassaquin
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A Wilhelm Scream - Send Off
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A Wilhelm Scream - September 10th
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A Wilhelm Scream - Shot
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A Wilhelm Scream - Skid Rock
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A Wilhelm Scream - Speed Of Dark
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A Wilhelm Scream - Stab Stab Stab
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A Wilhelm Scream - Temper, Temper
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A Wilhelm Scream - The Big Fall
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A Wilhelm Scream - The I Hate __ Club
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A Wilhelm Scream - The I Hate Fucking Club
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A Wilhelm Scream - The Kids Can Eat A Bag Of Dick
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A Wilhelm Scream - The Kids Can Eat A Bag Of Dicks
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A Wilhelm Scream - The Pool
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A Wilhelm Scream - The Rip
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A Wilhelm Scream - The Soft Sell
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A Wilhelm Scream - These Dead Streets
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A Wilhelm Scream - They Like Their Turtlenecks Ribbed
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A Wilhelm Scream - Walkin' With Michael Douglas
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A Wilhelm Scream - We Built This City! (On Debts And Booze)
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A Wilhelm Scream - When I Was Alive: Walden: III
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A Wilhelm Scream - Which Is Worse
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A Wilhelm Scream - Wild Turkey
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A Wilhelm Scream - William Blake Overdrive
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A Wilhelm Scream - Wyoming State
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A Wilhelm Scream - You Kiss Their Ass And They Shit On You
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A Wilhelm Scream - You Kiss Their Ass And They'll Shit On You
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A Wilhelm Scream - You Make Me Feel Like I Need A Psychiatric Evaluation
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A Wilhelm Scream - Your Love
Born A Wise Man
A Wilhelm Scream
The dirty needles in the mud
Got wasted in fairhaven every 4th of july, at the fireworks.
On the grass, in the wine
Well, I was born a wise man, but I've lost my memory.
Keep your eye out for the real thing
(It's all just "money, money" these days)
You gotta hold tight to the real thing.
You can search far and wide for the real thing and you'll find
When you got no one, you got someone in me
It was the band's first gig at the exit club
Our singer asked 'em to mosh, but nobody was
Monday at school, he quit the band at lunch
But you keep your eye out for the real thing
Stick up for your friends till you die
You gotta hold tight to the real thing, and with your life
I've been hurtful, talked my shit
I've been working' on it
I used to just love nothing'
Oh yeah, I hated everything
So lucky. I got the world in my pocket
Do I remember who I thought I was?
Practiced for weeks, we three, in our parents' basement
Those looks weren't deceiving
We were shaken, to the core
What takes the fire from my eyes will leave me dead to rights
I was born a wise man
I've not forgotten everything
Still committed to forgiving every damned thing
Still making friends of an enemy
This ain't no resignation, but your mercy I applaud
Now, move along
Keep your eye out for the real thing
To live the dream we've been working since we were fifteen
It's a pretty sick job for no pay, and you're right
There is no one can get it done like us
