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A Wilhelm Scream - I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz
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A Wilhelm Scream - Number One
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A Wilhelm Scream - The Horse
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A Wilhelm Scream - The King Is Dead
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A Wilhelm Scream - Boat Builders
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A Wilhelm Scream - Bulletproof Tiger
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A Wilhelm Scream - Famous Friends And Fashion Drunks
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A Wilhelm Scream - Me Vs. Morrissey In The Pretentiousness Contest (The Ladder Match)
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A Wilhelm Scream - Mute Print
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A Wilhelm Scream - Retiring
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A Wilhelm Scream - The Last Laugh
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A Wilhelm Scream - 1957
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A Wilhelm Scream - 5 To 9
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A Wilhelm Scream - A Chapter Of Accidents
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A Wilhelm Scream - A Picture Of The World
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A Wilhelm Scream - Anchor End
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A Wilhelm Scream - Australias
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A Wilhelm Scream - Beautiful Girl Disease
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A Wilhelm Scream - Beer And Loafing In New Bedford
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A Wilhelm Scream - Better Health Through Screaming In Tune
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A Wilhelm Scream - Bodies As Suitcases
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A Wilhelm Scream - Born A Wise Man
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A Wilhelm Scream - Bowling
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A Wilhelm Scream - Brand New Me, Same Shitty You
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A Wilhelm Scream - Cancer Dream
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A Wilhelm Scream - Career Suicide
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A Wilhelm Scream - Catharsis For Dummies
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A Wilhelm Scream - Check Request Denied
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A Wilhelm Scream - Class Of '97
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A Wilhelm Scream - Clear As Mud
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A Wilhelm Scream - Cold Slither II
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A Wilhelm Scream - Congratulations
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A Wilhelm Scream - Desperately Seeking Boozin
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A Wilhelm Scream - Devil Don't Know
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A Wilhelm Scream - Die While We're Young
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A Wilhelm Scream - Diver
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A Wilhelm Scream - Don't Wake Me Up
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A Wilhelm Scream - Dreaming Of Throwing Up
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A Wilhelm Scream - Every Great Story Has a Shower Scene
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A Wilhelm Scream - Forget Her
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A Wilhelm Scream - Friendly In The Shit
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A Wilhelm Scream - Fun Time
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A Wilhelm Scream - Get Mad, You Son Of A Bitch
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A Wilhelm Scream - God Loves a Liar
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A Wilhelm Scream - Gut Sick Companion
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A Wilhelm Scream - Hairy Scarecrow
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A Wilhelm Scream - Halcyon Days
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A Wilhelm Scream - Hell or High Water
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A Wilhelm Scream - Hike
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A Wilhelm Scream - Ice Man Left A Trail
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A Wilhelm Scream - In Vino Veritas II
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A Wilhelm Scream - It Will Happen To You
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A Wilhelm Scream - It'll Happen To You
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A Wilhelm Scream - Jaws 3, People 0
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A Wilhelm Scream - Killing It
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A Wilhelm Scream - Kursk
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A Wilhelm Scream - Less Bright Eyes, More Deicide
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A Wilhelm Scream - Mercy Day For Mr. Vengeance
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A Wilhelm Scream - Mob Life
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A Wilhelm Scream - Month Of Sundays
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A Wilhelm Scream - Mushmouth
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A Wilhelm Scream - Our Ghosts
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A Wilhelm Scream - Pardon Me, Thanks A Lot
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A Wilhelm Scream - Route 40 One Six
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A Wilhelm Scream - Sassaquin
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A Wilhelm Scream - Send Off
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A Wilhelm Scream - September 10th
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A Wilhelm Scream - Shot
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A Wilhelm Scream - Skid Rock
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A Wilhelm Scream - Speed Of Dark
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A Wilhelm Scream - Stab Stab Stab
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A Wilhelm Scream - Temper, Temper
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A Wilhelm Scream - The Big Fall
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A Wilhelm Scream - The I Hate __ Club
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A Wilhelm Scream - The I Hate Fucking Club
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A Wilhelm Scream - The Kids Can Eat A Bag Of Dick
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A Wilhelm Scream - The Kids Can Eat A Bag Of Dicks
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A Wilhelm Scream - The Pool
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A Wilhelm Scream - The Rip
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A Wilhelm Scream - The Soft Sell
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A Wilhelm Scream - These Dead Streets
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A Wilhelm Scream - They Like Their Turtlenecks Ribbed
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A Wilhelm Scream - Walkin' With Michael Douglas
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A Wilhelm Scream - We Built This City! (On Debts And Booze)
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A Wilhelm Scream - When I Was Alive: Walden: III
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A Wilhelm Scream - Which Is Worse
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A Wilhelm Scream - Wild Turkey
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A Wilhelm Scream - William Blake Overdrive
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A Wilhelm Scream - Wyoming State
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A Wilhelm Scream - You Kiss Their Ass And They Shit On You
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A Wilhelm Scream - You Kiss Their Ass And They'll Shit On You
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A Wilhelm Scream - You Make Me Feel Like I Need A Psychiatric Evaluation
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A Wilhelm Scream - Your Love
Check Request Denied
A Wilhelm Scream
a casualty of acquaintenance,
looking for the first fuck up
god knows you must be tired
the cross you bear, your favorite shelter
the forget me not of that loyal temper
smell you later friends
who's gonna pay for this shit?
well, that depends
you're sad
that you had to miss it
but you're glad
you weren't involved
when a shock to the ribs
or a kick to the head
didn't open up
your lying eyes,
despite the anger and dissent,
with our regrets,
your check request's denied
i stared at heaven through the gates of hell
liked the weather, couldn't stand the smell
and still i spit out razors from my bitter eyes
tall as a banana fence, blasting cigarettes
dull as any hammer gets
twice the mess
don't trust me or my temper
when i get drunk i lie
some dummies got the affluence to match their madness
started off at a size eleven, moved to cohasset,
built a dollhouse for a month and cried
they're splitting at the seams, so why am i?
i stared at heaven through the gates of hell
liked the weather, couldn't stand the smell
and still i spill out razors from my bitter eyes
it's the blood from the rock
that you can't get enough
that razor's love for bitter me
who's batching up the harmony?
with a smile that said i'm guilty,
i stood up:
i left heaven at the gates of hell
and i am never going back