- 1
A Wilhelm Scream - Retiring
- 2
A Wilhelm Scream - A Picture Of The World
- 3
A Wilhelm Scream - Bodies As Suitcases
- 4
A Wilhelm Scream - Cold Slither II
- 5
A Wilhelm Scream - Forget Her
- 6
A Wilhelm Scream - We Built This City! (On Debts And Booze)
- 7
A Wilhelm Scream - When I Was Alive: Walden: III
- 8
A Wilhelm Scream - Anchor End
- 9
A Wilhelm Scream - Cancer Dream
- 10
A Wilhelm Scream - Gut Sick Companion
- 11
A Wilhelm Scream - Halcyon Days
- 12
A Wilhelm Scream - Mob Life
- 13
A Wilhelm Scream - Sassaquin
- 14
A Wilhelm Scream - Stab Stab Stab
- 15
A Wilhelm Scream - The Last Laugh
- 16
A Wilhelm Scream - The Pool
- 17
A Wilhelm Scream - 1957
- 18
A Wilhelm Scream - Better Health Through Screaming In Tune
- 19
A Wilhelm Scream - Clear As Mud
- 20
A Wilhelm Scream - Get Mad, You Son Of A Bitch
- 21
A Wilhelm Scream - In Vino Veritas II
- 22
A Wilhelm Scream - Kursk
- 23
A Wilhelm Scream - Less Bright Eyes, More Deicide
- 24
A Wilhelm Scream - Number One
- 25
A Wilhelm Scream - Pardon Me, Thanks A Lot
- 26
A Wilhelm Scream - September 10th
- 27
A Wilhelm Scream - The Horse
- 28
A Wilhelm Scream - The Kids Can Eat A Bag Of Dick
- 29
A Wilhelm Scream - The Rip
- 30
A Wilhelm Scream - These Dead Streets
- 31
A Wilhelm Scream - Which Is Worse
- 32
A Wilhelm Scream - 5 To 9
- 33
A Wilhelm Scream - A Chapter Of Accidents
- 34
A Wilhelm Scream - Beautiful Girl Disease
- 35
A Wilhelm Scream - Born A Wise Man
- 36
A Wilhelm Scream - Brand New Me, Same Shitty You
- 37
A Wilhelm Scream - Bulletproof Tiger
- 38
A Wilhelm Scream - Check Request Denied
- 39
A Wilhelm Scream - Dreaming Of Throwing Up
- 40
A Wilhelm Scream - Famous Friends And Fashion Drunks
- 41
A Wilhelm Scream - Fun Time
- 42
A Wilhelm Scream - God Loves a Liar
- 43
A Wilhelm Scream - Hairy Scarecrow
- 44
A Wilhelm Scream - I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz
- 45
A Wilhelm Scream - It Will Happen To You
- 46
A Wilhelm Scream - Jaws 3, People 0
- 47
A Wilhelm Scream - Killing It
- 48
A Wilhelm Scream - Mushmouth
- 49
A Wilhelm Scream - Our Ghosts
- 50
A Wilhelm Scream - Shot
- 51
A Wilhelm Scream - Skid Rock
- 52
A Wilhelm Scream - Speed Of Dark
- 53
A Wilhelm Scream - Temper, Temper
- 54
A Wilhelm Scream - The I Hate Fucking Club
- 55
A Wilhelm Scream - The Kids Can Eat A Bag Of Dicks
- 56
A Wilhelm Scream - Walkin' With Michael Douglas
- 57
A Wilhelm Scream - Wild Turkey
- 58
A Wilhelm Scream - You Kiss Their Ass And They'll Shit On You
- 59
A Wilhelm Scream - Your Love
- 60
A Wilhelm Scream - Australias
- 61
A Wilhelm Scream - Beer And Loafing In New Bedford
- 62
A Wilhelm Scream - Boat Builders
- 63
A Wilhelm Scream - Bowling
- 64
A Wilhelm Scream - Career Suicide
- 65
A Wilhelm Scream - Catharsis For Dummies
- 66
A Wilhelm Scream - Class Of '97
- 67
A Wilhelm Scream - Congratulations
- 68
A Wilhelm Scream - Desperately Seeking Boozin
- 69
A Wilhelm Scream - Devil Don't Know
- 70
A Wilhelm Scream - Die While We're Young
- 71
A Wilhelm Scream - Diver
- 72
A Wilhelm Scream - Don't Wake Me Up
- 73
A Wilhelm Scream - Every Great Story Has a Shower Scene
- 74
A Wilhelm Scream - Friendly In The Shit
- 75
A Wilhelm Scream - Hell or High Water
- 76
A Wilhelm Scream - Hike
- 77
A Wilhelm Scream - Ice Man Left A Trail
- 78
A Wilhelm Scream - It'll Happen To You
- 79
A Wilhelm Scream - Me Vs. Morrissey In The Pretentiousness Contest (The Ladder Match)
- 80
A Wilhelm Scream - Mercy Day For Mr. Vengeance
- 81
A Wilhelm Scream - Month Of Sundays
- 82
A Wilhelm Scream - Mute Print
- 83
A Wilhelm Scream - Route 40 One Six
- 84
A Wilhelm Scream - Send Off
- 85
A Wilhelm Scream - The Big Fall
- 86
A Wilhelm Scream - The I Hate __ Club
- 87
A Wilhelm Scream - The King Is Dead
- 88
A Wilhelm Scream - The Soft Sell
- 89
A Wilhelm Scream - They Like Their Turtlenecks Ribbed
- 90
A Wilhelm Scream - William Blake Overdrive
- 91
A Wilhelm Scream - Wyoming State
- 92
A Wilhelm Scream - You Kiss Their Ass And They Shit On You
- 93
A Wilhelm Scream - You Make Me Feel Like I Need A Psychiatric Evaluation
Check Request Denied
A Wilhelm Scream
a casualty of acquaintenance,
looking for the first fuck up
god knows you must be tired
the cross you bear, your favorite shelter
the forget me not of that loyal temper
smell you later friends
who's gonna pay for this shit?
well, that depends
you're sad
that you had to miss it
but you're glad
you weren't involved
when a shock to the ribs
or a kick to the head
didn't open up
your lying eyes,
despite the anger and dissent,
with our regrets,
your check request's denied
i stared at heaven through the gates of hell
liked the weather, couldn't stand the smell
and still i spit out razors from my bitter eyes
tall as a banana fence, blasting cigarettes
dull as any hammer gets
twice the mess
don't trust me or my temper
when i get drunk i lie
some dummies got the affluence to match their madness
started off at a size eleven, moved to cohasset,
built a dollhouse for a month and cried
they're splitting at the seams, so why am i?
i stared at heaven through the gates of hell
liked the weather, couldn't stand the smell
and still i spill out razors from my bitter eyes
it's the blood from the rock
that you can't get enough
that razor's love for bitter me
who's batching up the harmony?
with a smile that said i'm guilty,
i stood up:
i left heaven at the gates of hell
and i am never going back
