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A Wilhelm Scream - Retiring
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A Wilhelm Scream - A Picture Of The World
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A Wilhelm Scream - Bodies As Suitcases
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A Wilhelm Scream - Cold Slither II
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A Wilhelm Scream - Forget Her
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A Wilhelm Scream - We Built This City! (On Debts And Booze)
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A Wilhelm Scream - When I Was Alive: Walden: III
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A Wilhelm Scream - Anchor End
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A Wilhelm Scream - Cancer Dream
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A Wilhelm Scream - Gut Sick Companion
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A Wilhelm Scream - Halcyon Days
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A Wilhelm Scream - Mob Life
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A Wilhelm Scream - Sassaquin
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A Wilhelm Scream - Stab Stab Stab
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A Wilhelm Scream - The Last Laugh
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A Wilhelm Scream - The Pool
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A Wilhelm Scream - 1957
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A Wilhelm Scream - Better Health Through Screaming In Tune
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A Wilhelm Scream - Clear As Mud
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A Wilhelm Scream - Get Mad, You Son Of A Bitch
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A Wilhelm Scream - In Vino Veritas II
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A Wilhelm Scream - Kursk
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A Wilhelm Scream - Less Bright Eyes, More Deicide
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A Wilhelm Scream - Number One
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A Wilhelm Scream - Pardon Me, Thanks A Lot
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A Wilhelm Scream - September 10th
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A Wilhelm Scream - The Horse
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A Wilhelm Scream - The Kids Can Eat A Bag Of Dick
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A Wilhelm Scream - The Rip
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A Wilhelm Scream - These Dead Streets
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A Wilhelm Scream - Which Is Worse
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A Wilhelm Scream - 5 To 9
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A Wilhelm Scream - A Chapter Of Accidents
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A Wilhelm Scream - Beautiful Girl Disease
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A Wilhelm Scream - Born A Wise Man
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A Wilhelm Scream - Brand New Me, Same Shitty You
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A Wilhelm Scream - Bulletproof Tiger
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A Wilhelm Scream - Check Request Denied
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A Wilhelm Scream - Dreaming Of Throwing Up
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A Wilhelm Scream - Famous Friends And Fashion Drunks
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A Wilhelm Scream - Fun Time
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A Wilhelm Scream - God Loves a Liar
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A Wilhelm Scream - Hairy Scarecrow
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A Wilhelm Scream - I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz
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A Wilhelm Scream - It Will Happen To You
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A Wilhelm Scream - Jaws 3, People 0
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A Wilhelm Scream - Killing It
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A Wilhelm Scream - Mushmouth
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A Wilhelm Scream - Our Ghosts
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A Wilhelm Scream - Shot
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A Wilhelm Scream - Skid Rock
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A Wilhelm Scream - Speed Of Dark
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A Wilhelm Scream - Temper, Temper
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A Wilhelm Scream - The I Hate Fucking Club
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A Wilhelm Scream - The Kids Can Eat A Bag Of Dicks
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A Wilhelm Scream - Walkin' With Michael Douglas
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A Wilhelm Scream - Wild Turkey
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A Wilhelm Scream - You Kiss Their Ass And They'll Shit On You
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A Wilhelm Scream - Your Love
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A Wilhelm Scream - Australias
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A Wilhelm Scream - Beer And Loafing In New Bedford
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A Wilhelm Scream - Boat Builders
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A Wilhelm Scream - Bowling
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A Wilhelm Scream - Career Suicide
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A Wilhelm Scream - Catharsis For Dummies
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A Wilhelm Scream - Class Of '97
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A Wilhelm Scream - Congratulations
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A Wilhelm Scream - Desperately Seeking Boozin
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A Wilhelm Scream - Devil Don't Know
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A Wilhelm Scream - Die While We're Young
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A Wilhelm Scream - Diver
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A Wilhelm Scream - Don't Wake Me Up
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A Wilhelm Scream - Every Great Story Has a Shower Scene
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A Wilhelm Scream - Friendly In The Shit
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A Wilhelm Scream - Hell or High Water
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A Wilhelm Scream - Hike
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A Wilhelm Scream - Ice Man Left A Trail
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A Wilhelm Scream - It'll Happen To You
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A Wilhelm Scream - Me Vs. Morrissey In The Pretentiousness Contest (The Ladder Match)
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A Wilhelm Scream - Mercy Day For Mr. Vengeance
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A Wilhelm Scream - Month Of Sundays
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A Wilhelm Scream - Mute Print
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A Wilhelm Scream - Route 40 One Six
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A Wilhelm Scream - Send Off
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A Wilhelm Scream - The Big Fall
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A Wilhelm Scream - The I Hate __ Club
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A Wilhelm Scream - The King Is Dead
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A Wilhelm Scream - The Soft Sell
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A Wilhelm Scream - They Like Their Turtlenecks Ribbed
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A Wilhelm Scream - William Blake Overdrive
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A Wilhelm Scream - Wyoming State
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A Wilhelm Scream - You Kiss Their Ass And They Shit On You
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A Wilhelm Scream - You Make Me Feel Like I Need A Psychiatric Evaluation
Friendly In The Shit
A Wilhelm Scream
now I put effort into smiles that I fake. You'd say fuck that,
I'm not one of them, but that's what happens when your dreams don't mean shit. Nobody wants to see you when you're crying unless the situation's got something to gain.
Sit back now, you're the lucky one. Sometimes I wish I could say the same for me. Relax kid. You're set for life. Don't let the lights go down. Keep that smile, be polite for now. Keep that hate from sounding out. So let's be friendly while we're in the shit; be friends while we have that in common. That courtesy's for naive kids. Humility's for has-beens. Come join the ranks of the arrogant who kiss ass networking for friends, because integrity is fashion. God tell me that I'm different, because I ought to be. If I can't forgive my enemies, then I may run out of friends. I'm waiting now. Will I forget? As if it were that easy to take a pill to stop this feeling, to convince you all that I'm more than zero. Trust me. I'm not dead and I'm not jaded like I've been. So put the knife in. You know that I'll be waiting. Do you recall the moment when we walked away, when we shit the bed? I bite my tongue when I think of you because all in all I know we're through and I don't mind. In all my careless fuck ups, now you know my secret, so won't you help me out? In my head repeating...