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A Wilhelm Scream - I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz
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A Wilhelm Scream - The Horse
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A Wilhelm Scream - The King Is Dead
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A Wilhelm Scream - Bulletproof Tiger
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A Wilhelm Scream - Famous Friends And Fashion Drunks
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A Wilhelm Scream - God Loves a Liar
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A Wilhelm Scream - Me Vs. Morrissey In The Pretentiousness Contest (The Ladder Match)
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A Wilhelm Scream - Mute Print
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A Wilhelm Scream - Number One
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A Wilhelm Scream - Retiring
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A Wilhelm Scream - The Last Laugh
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A Wilhelm Scream - The Pool
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A Wilhelm Scream - The Soft Sell
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A Wilhelm Scream - 1957
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A Wilhelm Scream - 5 To 9
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A Wilhelm Scream - A Chapter Of Accidents
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A Wilhelm Scream - A Picture Of The World
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A Wilhelm Scream - Anchor End
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A Wilhelm Scream - Australias
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A Wilhelm Scream - Beautiful Girl Disease
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A Wilhelm Scream - Beer And Loafing In New Bedford
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A Wilhelm Scream - Better Health Through Screaming In Tune
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A Wilhelm Scream - Boat Builders
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A Wilhelm Scream - Bodies As Suitcases
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A Wilhelm Scream - Born A Wise Man
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A Wilhelm Scream - Bowling
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A Wilhelm Scream - Brand New Me, Same Shitty You
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A Wilhelm Scream - Cancer Dream
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A Wilhelm Scream - Career Suicide
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A Wilhelm Scream - Catharsis For Dummies
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A Wilhelm Scream - Check Request Denied
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A Wilhelm Scream - Class Of '97
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A Wilhelm Scream - Clear As Mud
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A Wilhelm Scream - Cold Slither II
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A Wilhelm Scream - Congratulations
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A Wilhelm Scream - Desperately Seeking Boozin
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A Wilhelm Scream - Devil Don't Know
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A Wilhelm Scream - Die While We're Young
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A Wilhelm Scream - Diver
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A Wilhelm Scream - Don't Wake Me Up
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A Wilhelm Scream - Dreaming Of Throwing Up
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A Wilhelm Scream - Every Great Story Has a Shower Scene
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A Wilhelm Scream - Forget Her
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A Wilhelm Scream - Friendly In The Shit
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A Wilhelm Scream - Fun Time
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A Wilhelm Scream - Get Mad, You Son Of A Bitch
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A Wilhelm Scream - Gut Sick Companion
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A Wilhelm Scream - Hairy Scarecrow
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A Wilhelm Scream - Halcyon Days
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A Wilhelm Scream - Hell or High Water
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A Wilhelm Scream - Hike
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A Wilhelm Scream - Ice Man Left A Trail
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A Wilhelm Scream - In Vino Veritas II
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A Wilhelm Scream - It Will Happen To You
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A Wilhelm Scream - It'll Happen To You
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A Wilhelm Scream - Jaws 3, People 0
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A Wilhelm Scream - Killing It
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A Wilhelm Scream - Kursk
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A Wilhelm Scream - Less Bright Eyes, More Deicide
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A Wilhelm Scream - Mercy Day For Mr. Vengeance
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A Wilhelm Scream - Mob Life
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A Wilhelm Scream - Month Of Sundays
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A Wilhelm Scream - Mushmouth
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A Wilhelm Scream - Our Ghosts
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A Wilhelm Scream - Pardon Me, Thanks A Lot
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A Wilhelm Scream - Route 40 One Six
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A Wilhelm Scream - Sassaquin
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A Wilhelm Scream - Send Off
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A Wilhelm Scream - September 10th
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A Wilhelm Scream - Shot
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A Wilhelm Scream - Skid Rock
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A Wilhelm Scream - Speed Of Dark
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A Wilhelm Scream - Stab Stab Stab
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A Wilhelm Scream - Temper, Temper
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A Wilhelm Scream - The Big Fall
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A Wilhelm Scream - The I Hate __ Club
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A Wilhelm Scream - The I Hate Fucking Club
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A Wilhelm Scream - The Kids Can Eat A Bag Of Dick
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A Wilhelm Scream - The Kids Can Eat A Bag Of Dicks
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A Wilhelm Scream - The Rip
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A Wilhelm Scream - These Dead Streets
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A Wilhelm Scream - They Like Their Turtlenecks Ribbed
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A Wilhelm Scream - Walkin' With Michael Douglas
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A Wilhelm Scream - We Built This City! (On Debts And Booze)
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A Wilhelm Scream - When I Was Alive: Walden: III
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A Wilhelm Scream - Which Is Worse
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A Wilhelm Scream - Wild Turkey
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A Wilhelm Scream - William Blake Overdrive
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A Wilhelm Scream - Wyoming State
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A Wilhelm Scream - You Kiss Their Ass And They Shit On You
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A Wilhelm Scream - You Kiss Their Ass And They'll Shit On You
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A Wilhelm Scream - You Make Me Feel Like I Need A Psychiatric Evaluation
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A Wilhelm Scream - Your Love
Friendly In The Shit
A Wilhelm Scream
now I put effort into smiles that I fake. You'd say fuck that,
I'm not one of them, but that's what happens when your dreams don't mean shit. Nobody wants to see you when you're crying unless the situation's got something to gain.
Sit back now, you're the lucky one. Sometimes I wish I could say the same for me. Relax kid. You're set for life. Don't let the lights go down. Keep that smile, be polite for now. Keep that hate from sounding out. So let's be friendly while we're in the shit; be friends while we have that in common. That courtesy's for naive kids. Humility's for has-beens. Come join the ranks of the arrogant who kiss ass networking for friends, because integrity is fashion. God tell me that I'm different, because I ought to be. If I can't forgive my enemies, then I may run out of friends. I'm waiting now. Will I forget? As if it were that easy to take a pill to stop this feeling, to convince you all that I'm more than zero. Trust me. I'm not dead and I'm not jaded like I've been. So put the knife in. You know that I'll be waiting. Do you recall the moment when we walked away, when we shit the bed? I bite my tongue when I think of you because all in all I know we're through and I don't mind. In all my careless fuck ups, now you know my secret, so won't you help me out? In my head repeating...
