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The Arrogant Worms - The Golf Song
- 2
The Arrogant Worms - A Man Has Needs
- 3
The Arrogant Worms - Carrot Juice Is Murder
- 4
The Arrogant Worms - History Is Made By Stupid People
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The Arrogant Worms - It's Great To Be A Nerd
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The Arrogant Worms - The Assumption Song
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The Arrogant Worms - A Night In Dildo
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The Arrogant Worms - A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo
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The Arrogant Worms - Attention People
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The Arrogant Worms - Baby Poo
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The Arrogant Worms - Big Fat Road Manager
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The Arrogant Worms - Billy, The Themepark Shark
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The Arrogant Worms - Bottle Of Booze
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The Arrogant Worms - Boy Band
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The Arrogant Worms - Canada's Really Big
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The Arrogant Worms - Canadaman
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The Arrogant Worms - Car Full Of Pain
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The Arrogant Worms - Car Of Pain
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The Arrogant Worms - Celine Dion
- 20
The Arrogant Worms - Christmas Blues
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The Arrogant Worms - Christmas Hangover
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The Arrogant Worms - Christmas in Ignace
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The Arrogant Worms - Christmas is Almost Here
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The Arrogant Worms - Christmas Sucks
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The Arrogant Worms - Christmas Turkey Blues
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The Arrogant Worms - Christmastime
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The Arrogant Worms - Cows With Guns
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The Arrogant Worms - Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day
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The Arrogant Worms - Dangerous
- 30
The Arrogant Worms - Dog Food Woman
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The Arrogant Worms - Dog Named Bob
- 32
The Arrogant Worms - Don't Go Into Politics
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The Arrogant Worms - Drink With Me
- 34
The Arrogant Worms - Dumb Guys
- 35
The Arrogant Worms - Ezra Eats
- 36
The Arrogant Worms - Forgive Us We're Canadian
- 37
The Arrogant Worms - Fuzzy Dice
- 38
The Arrogant Worms - Go To Sleep Little Leech
- 39
The Arrogant Worms - Goin Huntin
- 40
The Arrogant Worms - Having Fun is Bad for You
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The Arrogant Worms - Head In The Freezer
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The Arrogant Worms - Heimlich Maneuver
- 43
The Arrogant Worms - Hernia Belt
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The Arrogant Worms - Horizon
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The Arrogant Worms - Hot Dog Song
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The Arrogant Worms - I Am Cow
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The Arrogant Worms - I Am Not American
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The Arrogant Worms - I Pulled My Groin
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The Arrogant Worms - I Ran Away
- 50
The Arrogant Worms - I Want To Look Like Arnold Schwartzeneggar
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The Arrogant Worms - I.B.S. (irratable Bowel Syndrome)
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The Arrogant Worms - Idiot Road
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The Arrogant Worms - Jesus Brother Bob (Live Version)
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The Arrogant Worms - Johnny Came Home Headless
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The Arrogant Worms - Kill The Dog Next Door
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The Arrogant Worms - Killer Robots From Venus
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The Arrogant Worms - Last Saskatchewan Pirate
- 58
The Arrogant Worms - Let There Be Guns
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The Arrogant Worms - Lets Go Bowling
- 60
The Arrogant Worms - Life On The Road
- 61
The Arrogant Worms - Little Cuban Friend
- 62
The Arrogant Worms - Log In To You
- 63
The Arrogant Worms - Lonely Lab of Broken Hearts
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The Arrogant Worms - Losing Hair Under God
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The Arrogant Worms - Malcolm
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The Arrogant Worms - Me Like Hockey
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The Arrogant Worms - Mime Abduction
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The Arrogant Worms - Mounted Animal Nature Trail
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The Arrogant Worms - Mrs. Catto
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The Arrogant Worms - My Voice Is Changing
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The Arrogant Worms - New Car Smell
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The Arrogant Worms - No Sale, No Store
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The Arrogant Worms - Oh God, I'm Santa Claus
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The Arrogant Worms - Particle Board
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The Arrogant Worms - Pressure Washer
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The Arrogant Worms - Proud To Be A Banker
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The Arrogant Worms - Proud To Be Canadian
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The Arrogant Worms - Real Letter From A Real Yahoo
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The Arrogant Worms - Really Scary
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The Arrogant Worms - Rippy The Gator
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The Arrogant Worms - Rocks And Trees
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The Arrogant Worms - Sam, The Guy From Quincy
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The Arrogant Worms - Santa Got Arrested
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The Arrogant Worms - Santa's Comin' And He's Gonna Kick Your Ass
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The Arrogant Worms - Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass
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The Arrogant Worms - Scary Ned
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The Arrogant Worms - Security Guard
- 88
The Arrogant Worms - Sex, Drugs, And Rrsp's
- 89
The Arrogant Worms - Shipwreck Balladeer
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The Arrogant Worms - Song Inside My Head
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The Arrogant Worms - Sponges
- 92
The Arrogant Worms - Stalker Girl
- 93
The Arrogant Worms - Steel Drivin Man
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The Arrogant Worms - The Ballad Of Dan
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The Arrogant Worms - The Ballad OF Edna And Ida
- 96
The Arrogant Worms - The Beer Song
- 97
The Arrogant Worms - The Canada Song
- 98
The Arrogant Worms - The Canadian Crisis Song
- 99
The Arrogant Worms - The Christmas Blues
- 100
The Arrogant Worms - The Christmas Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Coffee Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Credit Song
- 103
The Arrogant Worms - The Fishing Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Gaelic Song
- 105
The Arrogant Worms - The Guy With Computer Know-How
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The Arrogant Worms - The Happy Happy Birthday
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The Arrogant Worms - The Hockey Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Last Saskatchewan Pirate
- 109
The Arrogant Worms - The Last Sensitive Cowboy
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The Arrogant Worms - The Monkey Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Mountie Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Same Christmas Cake
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The Arrogant Worms - The Scotsman
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The Arrogant Worms - The Toronto Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The War Of 1812
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The Arrogant Worms - The Worst Seat On The Plane
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The Arrogant Worms - Things Are Looking Bad For Santa
- 118
The Arrogant Worms - Tokyo Love Song
- 119
The Arrogant Worms - Toronto Sucks
- 120
The Arrogant Worms - Trichinosis
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The Arrogant Worms - Trip To Greece
- 122
The Arrogant Worms - Tv Weather Guy
- 123
The Arrogant Worms - Twins
- 124
The Arrogant Worms - Vincent the Christmas Virus
- 125
The Arrogant Worms - Waiting To Sell Out
- 126
The Arrogant Worms - Wayne Gretzky Rocks
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The Arrogant Worms - We Are The Beaver
- 128
The Arrogant Worms - William Shakespeare's In My Cat
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The Arrogant Worms - Winnebago
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The Arrogant Worms - Wolfe Island Ferry
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The Arrogant Worms - Wong's Chinese Buffet
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The Arrogant Worms - Worst Seat On The Plane
Losing Hair Under God
The Arrogant Worms
saved his only son
To spread the word of God
to everyone
Jesus cured the lepers, aw
And he healed the lame
But he left the bald men
with their pain
Oh my Lord
I lost what I had
I've suffered the fate
Of my old dad
I've looked in the hills
In the valleys everywhere
But I cannot see why
You took my hair
I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair)
I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair)
What was on my head (above I saw)
Is no longer there (losin' my hair)
When you see the light
It's my forehead's glare
Oh, don't you care (hey you up there)
I'm losin' my hair (yeah, yeah)
I've tried to pray
And I've tried to grieve
I've tried the wig
And I've tried the weave
I've tried the transplant
And I've tried the graft
But my hair
Is thin and fat
Oh my good Lord
Why'd you take my hair?
Are You making a carpet
For heaven's stairs
To warm the feet
Of the chosen souls?
But in the meantime,
My head's getting cold!
I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair)
I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair)
What was on my head (above I saw)
Is no longer there (losin' my hair)
When you see the light
It's my forehead's glare
Oh, don't you care (hey you up there)
That I'm losin' my hair (yeah, yeah)
We are your children
And we are blessed
But most of my hair
Is now on my chest
In Your old wisdom
You took it off my head
Why couldn't you
Just rob me blind instead?
Oh Lord above
On Judgement Day
Will you forgive me
For my toupee
And when I march
Through the gates a-pearl
Can I have hair in
Your afterworld?
I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair)
I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair)
What was on my head (above I saw)
Is no longer there (losin' my hair)
When you see the light
It's my forehead's glare
Oh, don't you care (hey you up there)
I'm losin' my hair (yeah, yeah)
Yeah, I'm losin' my hair, I'm losin' my hair
But I know a lot of other people out there are losin'
their hair too.
And I know every night, you pray to God, don't you?
Yeah, you do, don't you?
You pray to God to give you more hair!
You wake up the next morning, you go in that shower,
you look in that drain...
There's your hair. It ain't on your head no more.
But you know, maybe your call's just not getting through.
God's a busy man, and a lot of people try to get him on
the intergalactic telephone.
But maybe, maybe if we all pray together, we'll get God's
phone to ring! Thank you.
So gimme an amen (amen)
Amen (amen)
C'mon AMEN (amen)
AMEN (amen)
Oh yeah, the phone is ringin', the phone is ringin', God's
pickin' it up. I think we might have woken him up, he might
be a little bit grumpy, but it doesn't matter, 'cause we're
gonna tell him what we want, aren't we? (yeah) Aren't we?
(yeah)
I need help for my scalp (help for my scalp)
Oh give me help for my scalp (help for my scalp)
Oh yeah, I'm feeling the power, the power of the Lord.
It's in me! It's all around me! This man, this man
has split ends on the end of his head. Let those split
ends be healed!
(Miracle...follicle...miracle...follicle...)
Oh my Lord
Up on your throne
I gotta know
Do you use a comb?
Is your hair wavy?
Is your hair blonde?
Is it curly?
Or is it GONE?
Is to be bald
To be divine
'Cause all the monks
Have heads that shine
If that's your way
Then I don't care
I'd sell my soul to
Get more hair!
I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair)
I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair)
What was on my head (above I saw)
Is no longer there (losin' my hair)
When you see the light
It's my forehead's glare
Oh, don't you care (hey you up there)
I'm losin' my hair (yeah, yeah)
I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair)
I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair)
What was on my head (above I saw)
Is no longer there (losin' my hair)
When you see the light
It's my forehead's glare
Oh, don't you care (hey you up there)
I'm losin' my hair (yeah, yeah)
Oh, don't you care
Oh, don't you care
I'm losin' my hair
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