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The Arrogant Worms - A Night In Dildo
- 2
The Arrogant Worms - The Assumption Song
- 3
The Arrogant Worms - Attention People
- 4
The Arrogant Worms - Christmas Turkey Blues
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The Arrogant Worms - Cows With Guns
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The Arrogant Worms - I Am Cow
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The Arrogant Worms - I Ran Away
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The Arrogant Worms - Mrs. Catto
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The Arrogant Worms - Rocks And Trees
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The Arrogant Worms - Santa's Comin' And He's Gonna Kick Your Ass
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The Arrogant Worms - The Beer Song
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The Arrogant Worms - Things Are Looking Bad For Santa
- 13
The Arrogant Worms - Winnebago
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The Arrogant Worms - A Man Has Needs
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The Arrogant Worms - A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo
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The Arrogant Worms - Baby Poo
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The Arrogant Worms - Billy, The Themepark Shark
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The Arrogant Worms - Bottle Of Booze
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The Arrogant Worms - Boy Band
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The Arrogant Worms - Carrot Juice Is Murder
- 21
The Arrogant Worms - Celine Dion
- 22
The Arrogant Worms - Christmas Hangover
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The Arrogant Worms - Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day
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The Arrogant Worms - Dangerous
- 25
The Arrogant Worms - Dog Named Bob
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The Arrogant Worms - Forgive Us We're Canadian
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The Arrogant Worms - Go To Sleep Little Leech
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The Arrogant Worms - Having Fun is Bad for You
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The Arrogant Worms - Head In The Freezer
- 30
The Arrogant Worms - History Is Made By Stupid People
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The Arrogant Worms - I Want To Look Like Arnold Schwartzeneggar
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The Arrogant Worms - Idiot Road
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The Arrogant Worms - It's Great To Be A Nerd
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The Arrogant Worms - Johnny Came Home Headless
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The Arrogant Worms - Last Saskatchewan Pirate
- 36
The Arrogant Worms - Little Cuban Friend
- 37
The Arrogant Worms - Lonely Lab of Broken Hearts
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The Arrogant Worms - Losing Hair Under God
- 39
The Arrogant Worms - Malcolm
- 40
The Arrogant Worms - Mime Abduction
- 41
The Arrogant Worms - New Car Smell
- 42
The Arrogant Worms - No Sale, No Store
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The Arrogant Worms - Particle Board
- 44
The Arrogant Worms - Real Letter From A Real Yahoo
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The Arrogant Worms - Really Scary
- 46
The Arrogant Worms - Sam, The Guy From Quincy
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The Arrogant Worms - Santa Got Arrested
- 48
The Arrogant Worms - Security Guard
- 49
The Arrogant Worms - Sex, Drugs, And Rrsp's
- 50
The Arrogant Worms - Song Inside My Head
- 51
The Arrogant Worms - The Canada Song
- 52
The Arrogant Worms - The Christmas Song
- 53
The Arrogant Worms - The Coffee Song
- 54
The Arrogant Worms - The Credit Song
- 55
The Arrogant Worms - The Hockey Song
- 56
The Arrogant Worms - The Last Saskatchewan Pirate
- 57
The Arrogant Worms - The Last Sensitive Cowboy
- 58
The Arrogant Worms - The Mountie Song
- 59
The Arrogant Worms - The Scotsman
- 60
The Arrogant Worms - Tokyo Love Song
- 61
The Arrogant Worms - Toronto Sucks
- 62
The Arrogant Worms - Vincent the Christmas Virus
- 63
The Arrogant Worms - Waiting To Sell Out
- 64
The Arrogant Worms - William Shakespeare's In My Cat
- 65
The Arrogant Worms - Wolfe Island Ferry
- 66
The Arrogant Worms - Worst Seat On The Plane
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The Arrogant Worms - Big Fat Road Manager
- 68
The Arrogant Worms - Canada's Really Big
- 69
The Arrogant Worms - Canadaman
- 70
The Arrogant Worms - Car Full Of Pain
- 71
The Arrogant Worms - Car Of Pain
- 72
The Arrogant Worms - Christmas Blues
- 73
The Arrogant Worms - Christmas in Ignace
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The Arrogant Worms - Christmas is Almost Here
- 75
The Arrogant Worms - Christmas Sucks
- 76
The Arrogant Worms - Christmastime
- 77
The Arrogant Worms - Dog Food Woman
- 78
The Arrogant Worms - Don't Go Into Politics
- 79
The Arrogant Worms - Drink With Me
- 80
The Arrogant Worms - Dumb Guys
- 81
The Arrogant Worms - Ezra Eats
- 82
The Arrogant Worms - Fuzzy Dice
- 83
The Arrogant Worms - Goin Huntin
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The Arrogant Worms - Goin Huntin
- 85
The Arrogant Worms - Heimlich Maneuver
- 86
The Arrogant Worms - Hernia Belt
- 87
The Arrogant Worms - Horizon
- 88
The Arrogant Worms - Hot Dog Song
- 89
The Arrogant Worms - I Am Not American
- 90
The Arrogant Worms - I Pulled My Groin
- 91
The Arrogant Worms - I.B.S. (irratable Bowel Syndrome)
- 92
The Arrogant Worms - Jesus Brother Bob (Live Version)
- 93
The Arrogant Worms - Kill The Dog Next Door
- 94
The Arrogant Worms - Killer Robots From Venus
- 95
The Arrogant Worms - Let There Be Guns
- 96
The Arrogant Worms - Lets Go Bowling
- 97
The Arrogant Worms - Life On The Road
- 98
The Arrogant Worms - Log In To You
- 99
The Arrogant Worms - Me Like Hockey
- 100
The Arrogant Worms - Mounted Animal Nature Trail
- 101
The Arrogant Worms - My Voice Is Changing
- 102
The Arrogant Worms - Oh God, I'm Santa Claus
- 103
The Arrogant Worms - Pressure Washer
- 104
The Arrogant Worms - Proud To Be A Banker
- 105
The Arrogant Worms - Proud To Be Canadian
- 106
The Arrogant Worms - Rippy The Gator
- 107
The Arrogant Worms - Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass
- 108
The Arrogant Worms - Scary Ned
- 109
The Arrogant Worms - Shipwreck Balladeer
- 110
The Arrogant Worms - Sponges
- 111
The Arrogant Worms - Stalker Girl
- 112
The Arrogant Worms - Steel Drivin Man
- 113
The Arrogant Worms - The Ballad Of Dan
- 114
The Arrogant Worms - The Ballad OF Edna And Ida
- 115
The Arrogant Worms - The Canadian Crisis Song
- 116
The Arrogant Worms - The Christmas Blues
- 117
The Arrogant Worms - The Fishing Song
- 118
The Arrogant Worms - The Gaelic Song
- 119
The Arrogant Worms - The Golf Song
- 120
The Arrogant Worms - The Guy With Computer Know-How
- 121
The Arrogant Worms - The Happy Happy Birthday
- 122
The Arrogant Worms - The Monkey Song
- 123
The Arrogant Worms - The Same Christmas Cake
- 124
The Arrogant Worms - The Toronto Song
- 125
The Arrogant Worms - The War Of 1812
- 126
The Arrogant Worms - The Worst Seat On The Plane
- 127
The Arrogant Worms - Trichinosis
- 128
The Arrogant Worms - Trip To Greece
- 129
The Arrogant Worms - Tv Weather Guy
- 130
The Arrogant Worms - Twins
- 131
The Arrogant Worms - Wayne Gretzky Rocks
- 132
The Arrogant Worms - We Are The Beaver
- 133
The Arrogant Worms - Wong's Chinese Buffet
Lets Go Bowling
The Arrogant Worms
Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun?
There'd be no more crime, 'cause everybody'd have a gun!
Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun?
Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun?
Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun?
We wouldn't need the police no more, 'cause everybody'd have a gun!
(Yeah!)
Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun?
Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? (had a gun)
Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? (had a gun)
Nobody'd ever get shot, 'cause everybody'd have a gun! (Makes sense!)
Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun?
We could go out and shoot things
We could go out and shoot things
We could go out and shoot things
We could go out and shoot things
We could go out and shoot things
We could go out and shoot things
We'd all feel safe, 'cause everybody'd have a gun!
Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? (had a gun)
Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun? (had a gun)
Everyone'd be equal, 'cause everybody'd have a gun!
Not me, I got me a rifle!
Well hang on, if you got yourself a rifle then I wanna get me a
semi-automatic weapon!
You get a semi-automatic weapon and I'm gonna want an automatic
weapon!
You get yourself an automatic weapon, I'm gonna get a super-automatic
weapon!
Well if you get a super-automatic weapon, then I'm gonna get a
super-duper-automatic weapon with a CD-ROM drive!
If you get yourself one of those I'm gonna get a
super-duper-automatic weapon with a CD-ROM drive, and a big old hard
drive, and a big guitar amp ...
(rambles on while the rest of the Worms sing)
Wouldn't it be great if everybody had the weapon of their choice?
Wouldn't it be great if everybody had the weapon of their choice?
Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun?
(Still rambling..)
I'll go so fast I'll be able to chase you from here to Saigon, and
then I'll shoot like little Nerf rockets at you and poke you in the
eye 'cause it'll have automatic like finger-poking in the eye
things...