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Bob Schneider - Big Blue Sea
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Bob Schneider - I Fucked Your Daughter Up the Ass, Boy
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Bob Schneider - Wish The Wind Would Blow Me
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Bob Schneider - 40 Dogs (Like Romeo And Juliet)
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Bob Schneider - Ass Knockin
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Bob Schneider - Aurora Abby Anderson
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Bob Schneider - Buttpussy
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Bob Schneider - Everybody's Darling
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Bob Schneider - Hanging Out With the Horny Girls
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Bob Schneider - Tarantula
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Bob Schneider - The Sky is Blue
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Bob Schneider - 2002
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Bob Schneider - A Better Place
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Bob Schneider - A Fine Collection of Nothing
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Bob Schneider - A Fine Scabs Christmas
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Bob Schneider - A Little Love
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Bob Schneider - A Long Way To Get
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Bob Schneider - A Million and One Reasons
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Bob Schneider - A Sweet Sound
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Bob Schneider - Acidonia
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Bob Schneider - Alabama
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Bob Schneider - All Fucked Up
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Bob Schneider - All I Want for Christmas is My Methadone
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Bob Schneider - Angelina
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Bob Schneider - Angels Never Cry
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Bob Schneider - Angels Saved Me
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Bob Schneider - Astro Girl
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Bob Schneider - Astronaut
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Bob Schneider - Baby Put Your Panties On
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Bob Schneider - Banana Berry Song
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Bob Schneider - Beans
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Bob Schneider - Beatomatic
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Bob Schneider - Bed Rope Crazy
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Bob Schneider - Better
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Bob Schneider - Big Butts and Blow Jobs
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Bob Schneider - Big Ole Monster
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Bob Schneider - Big Wild World
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Bob Schneider - Blue
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Bob Schneider - Blue Skies For Everyone
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Bob Schneider - Bombananza
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Bob Schneider - Bones
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Bob Schneider - Boom Boom Baby
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Bob Schneider - Brand New Life
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Bob Schneider - Budokahn
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Bob Schneider - Bullet Proof Body Rubber
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Bob Schneider - Bullets
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Bob Schneider - Burn California Burn
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Bob Schneider - C'mon Baby
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Bob Schneider - Can't Get Enough
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Bob Schneider - Candyman
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Bob Schneider - Capn Kirk
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Bob Schneider - Captain Everything
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Bob Schneider - Captain Lubritron
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Bob Schneider - Car Crash Suntan
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Bob Schneider - Chilly at the Crib
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Bob Schneider - Chilly McGillis
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Bob Schneider - Chinatown
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Bob Schneider - Choclodyte
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Bob Schneider - Chocolate Cake
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Bob Schneider - Christmas Down in Motortown
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Bob Schneider - City of Sin
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Bob Schneider - Come With Me Tonight
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Bob Schneider - Corn Flakes and Sodium Penethol
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Bob Schneider - Cornbread
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Bob Schneider - Cows
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Bob Schneider - Crackhead
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Bob Schneider - Crazy
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Bob Schneider - Crib de Amour
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Bob Schneider - Dancing at the Foot of Angels
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Bob Schneider - Days Like This
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Bob Schneider - Deep in the Heart of Nowhere
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Bob Schneider - Dixie Lullabye
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Bob Schneider - Dizzy Stick
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Bob Schneider - Don't Be So Stingy With Your Pingy
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Bob Schneider - Don't Blink
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Bob Schneider - Don't Fuck With Me
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Bob Schneider - Don't Quit Your Day Job
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Bob Schneider - Drinking Song
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Bob Schneider - Dry Humpin
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Bob Schneider - Dubronic
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Bob Schneider - Dying in Denver Tonight
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Bob Schneider - Easy on Your Bones
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Bob Schneider - Eating My Skin for Food
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Bob Schneider - Electricmagneticlovethingexperience
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Bob Schneider - Electrocuted by the Sun
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Bob Schneider - Everybody's Fucking Everybody
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Bob Schneider - Everything You Know is Wrong
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Bob Schneider - Evil
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Bob Schneider - Eyeball Radiation
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Bob Schneider - Fabulous Feeling
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Bob Schneider - Fast Food Shuffle
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Bob Schneider - Feel Good Inside
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Bob Schneider - Find Me
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Bob Schneider - Fishbone Cloud
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Bob Schneider - Fortress of Solitude
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Bob Schneider - Freaky Deaky
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Bob Schneider - Fuck Me
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Bob Schneider - Funky Feeling
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Bob Schneider - Funky Weather
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Bob Schneider - Gasoline Elvis
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Bob Schneider - Generating the Blow Job Texture
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Bob Schneider - Getting Better
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Bob Schneider - God Is My Friend
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Bob Schneider - Gold in the Sunset
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Bob Schneider - Gone to Find Jesus
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Bob Schneider - Gong! It's Taco Time
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Bob Schneider - Good
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Bob Schneider - Hardball
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Bob Schneider - Hawaii
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Bob Schneider - Heaven
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Bob Schneider - Heavy
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Bob Schneider - Hey Killer
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Bob Schneider - Holiday House
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Bob Schneider - Holy Macaroni and the Stutter Jive King (sung to the tune of "Man of the Year")
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Bob Schneider - Home
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Bob Schneider - Homemade Gun
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Bob Schneider - Horses & Ponies
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Bob Schneider - Hot Beer and Cold Women
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Bob Schneider - I Could Just Die
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Bob Schneider - I Got Milk
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Bob Schneider - I Wish I Knew What I Meant By That
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Bob Schneider - I'm Good Now
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Bob Schneider - I'm Leaving This
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Bob Schneider - Ice Cream Smile
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Bob Schneider - If I Only Had A Brain
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Bob Schneider - In the Garden
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Bob Schneider - Indifferent (I Don't Really Care)
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Bob Schneider - Intoxicated
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Bob Schneider - Intuition
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Bob Schneider - It Ain't Good
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Bob Schneider - It All Comes Around
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Bob Schneider - It's Allright
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Bob Schneider - Jagermeister Toast
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Bob Schneider - Jangly Glass All in My Brain
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Bob Schneider - Jingy
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Bob Schneider - John the Undertaker
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Bob Schneider - Jonz'n
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Bob Schneider - Juicy Juicy
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Bob Schneider - Jumpback
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Bob Schneider - Karmasutra
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Bob Schneider - King Of The World
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Bob Schneider - Kitchen Magician
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Bob Schneider - Koyote
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Bob Schneider - Land Of Dreams
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Bob Schneider - Lazy
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Bob Schneider - Let It Slide
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Bob Schneider - Let's Do Something Fun
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Bob Schneider - Like a Dog
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Bob Schneider - Lip
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Bob Schneider - Little Piece of Heaven
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Bob Schneider - Lonely Like the Sun
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Bob Schneider - Lonelyland
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Bob Schneider - Lorena
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Bob Schneider - Losing You
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Bob Schneider - Love Finds Its Own Way Home
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Bob Schneider - Love Reactor
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Bob Schneider - Lubricate the Death Machine
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Bob Schneider - Madeline
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Bob Schneider - Make It All Go Away
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Bob Schneider - Man of the Year
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Bob Schneider - Master of the Unknown Universe
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Bob Schneider - Masters of Infiltration
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Bob Schneider - Medicine
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Bob Schneider - Mein Swanz Der Ist So Gross
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Bob Schneider - Menage e Twa
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Bob Schneider - Merrysville Cemetery
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Bob Schneider - Metal & Steel
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Bob Schneider - Metal And Steel
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Bob Schneider - Miracle Days
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Bob Schneider - Monster
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Bob Schneider - Montana
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Bob Schneider - Moon Song
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Bob Schneider - Mr. Happy
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Bob Schneider - Mr. Hyde
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Bob Schneider - Mr. Invisible
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Bob Schneider - Mr. Swingle
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Bob Schneider - Mr. X
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Bob Schneider - Mrs. Serious Business
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Bob Schneider - My Pussy Hurts Real Bad
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Bob Schneider - Mystery Bus
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Bob Schneider - Mystery Date
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Bob Schneider - Napoleon's Palace
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Bob Schneider - No Goin Back
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Bob Schneider - Not For Me
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Bob Schneider - Nothing But Time
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Bob Schneider - Nothing To Lose
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Bob Schneider - Ocho
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Bob Schneider - Oklahoma
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Bob Schneider - Ooey Gooey Chocolate
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Bob Schneider - Orlando
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Bob Schneider - Pass The Bomb
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Bob Schneider - Pay at the Pump
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Bob Schneider - Picnic on Pluto
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Bob Schneider - Pile of Love
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Bob Schneider - Planet Good Love
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Bob Schneider - Planet of the Damned
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Bob Schneider - Potatohead
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Bob Schneider - Puddin & Cheese
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Bob Schneider - Pyramids and Cocoa Krispies
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Bob Schneider - Right Time
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Bob Schneider - Rio de Janeiro
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Bob Schneider - Rising from the Ashes of Mediocrity
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Bob Schneider - Rock Star
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Bob Schneider - Round & Round
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Bob Schneider - Round And Round
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Bob Schneider - Ruby Kisses
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Bob Schneider - Sanctuary
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Bob Schneider - Satan Stole My Tampons
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Bob Schneider - Selena
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Bob Schneider - Sell Your Head
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Bob Schneider - Sexy Pants
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Bob Schneider - She Loves Charlie Daniels
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Bob Schneider - She's Easy
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Bob Schneider - She's With Me All the Time
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Bob Schneider - Shotgun Blew My Love Away
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Bob Schneider - Side Show Tornado
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Bob Schneider - Sleeperhold
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Bob Schneider - Sloppy Jalopy
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Bob Schneider - Slow Glide to Mellow Freak
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Bob Schneider - Sometimes You Gotta Kick Some Ass
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Bob Schneider - Spacesuit
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Bob Schneider - Spit
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Bob Schneider - Staysha Brown
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Bob Schneider - Suiciday
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Bob Schneider - Superfatty
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Bob Schneider - Surrender
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Bob Schneider - Suzie Got to Samba
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Bob Schneider - Swindle
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Bob Schneider - T'uela Me La Pela
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Bob Schneider - Take Me to Where It's Sunny
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Bob Schneider - Teeth
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Bob Schneider - Temporary Tattoo
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Bob Schneider - Texas Isn't Big Enough
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Bob Schneider - The Bee Got to Bumble
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Bob Schneider - The Castle of Elisa
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Bob Schneider - The Denial Song
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Bob Schneider - The Devil Outside My Window
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Bob Schneider - The Difference Between Potatoe Chips and Earthquakes
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Bob Schneider - The Fire Inside Her
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Bob Schneider - The Headless Samurai of Oatmogie, Oklahoma
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Bob Schneider - The King Of The World
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Bob Schneider - The Long Black Road
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Bob Schneider - The Man From Outer Space
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Bob Schneider - The Other Side
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Bob Schneider - The Real All Around You
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Bob Schneider - The Road
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Bob Schneider - The Unbelievably Cold Hands of Death
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Bob Schneider - The Way I Love You
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Bob Schneider - The Way Life Is Supposed To Be
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Bob Schneider - The Winner's Circle
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Bob Schneider - The World Exploded Into Love
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Bob Schneider - The World Just Passes You By
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Bob Schneider - The World Turns Blue
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Bob Schneider - The Wrong Direction
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Bob Schneider - They Came From Oklahoma
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Bob Schneider - Thousand Pound Crown
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Bob Schneider - Time To Go
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Bob Schneider - Tokyo
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Bob Schneider - Tralilalilu
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Bob Schneider - Tree Song
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Bob Schneider - Tricky
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Bob Schneider - Trippin My Mind
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Bob Schneider - Tumblin Dice
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Bob Schneider - Turning Over
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Bob Schneider - Under My Skin
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Bob Schneider - Vampirella
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Bob Schneider - Version Mary
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Bob Schneider - Wasted
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Bob Schneider - We Came to Party
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Bob Schneider - We Come Correct
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Bob Schneider - What I Got To Do
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Bob Schneider - What's Her Teeth
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Bob Schneider - Whatchalike
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Bob Schneider - Where I'm At
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Bob Schneider - White is the Wine
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Bob Schneider - Who Got the Goodies
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Bob Schneider - Wish
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Bob Schneider - Woman
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Bob Schneider - You Might've Left Me for Dead
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Bob Schneider - You Turn Me On
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Bob Schneider - You'll Be Mine
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Bob Schneider - You're So Fresh and You're So Fine
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Bob Schneider - You're So Fresh and You're So Fine (2)
Deep in the Heart of Nowhere
Bob Schneider
Deep in the heart of nowhere
I've got a flat, but i ain't got no spare
Deep in the heart of nowhere
The passing cars, don't seem to care
Deep in the heart of nowhere
They're giving me the finger, i say whate'er
Deep in the heart of nowhere
My girlfriend looks like the possesed linda blair
Deep in the heart of nowhere
She says i ain't got no savoir faire
Deep in the heart of nowhere
My life is like a blank questionaire
Deep in the heart of nowhere
And i don't have clean underwear
Deep in the heart of nowhere
The girl's i meet are like frigidaires
Deep in the heart of nowhere
My hemoroids they bleed and tear
Deep in the heart of nowhere
Feel like i'm sitting on an electric chair
Deep in the heart of nowhere
Jangly glass all in my brain
Deep in the heart of nowhere
I'm falling down the stairs again
Deep in the heart of nowhere
Tried to march to a different drummer but i got no snare
Deep in the heart of nowhere
The hand i was dealt was for solitaire
Deep in the heart of nowhere
I met a girl who was hearing impaired
Deep in the heart of nowhere
She called me up and said,"unghuuuunghaahhhungh"
Deep in the heart of nowhere
I got bursitus because i can't afford healthcare
Deep in the heart of nowhere
I go to bars dressed like a woman
Deep in the heart of nowhere
I made love to a woman in delaware
Deep in the heart of nowhere
My balls swelled up to the size of pairsd
Deep in the heart of nowhere
I thought it was haircream but it turned out to be nair
Deep in the heart of nowhere
I'm not only the president i'm also a member
Deep in the heart of nowhere
Idon't have to make every single line rhyme
I'm secure enough in my rhyming ability
If pennies were pain i'd be a millionaire
Deep in the heart of nowhere
I fucked my grandma for her medicare
Deep in the heart of nowhere
My girlfriends fucking my best friend larr
Deep in the heart of nowhere
She said she was going out to get a pack of smokes
That was fifteen years ago
My girlfriend was round but i didn't care
Deep in the heart of nowhere
When she sat on my face i couldn't even hear the stereo
De janaro
My names floyd but my kids call me gar(y)
Deep in the heart of nowhere
I took my girlfriend down to the abortion clinic where all the fundamentalist christian right to lifers were barracading the place by chaining their naked sweaty bodies to the glass doors while they were being severely beaten to within inches of their lives by overaggressive baton wielding on and off duty police officers because they believed in their heart of hearts that all life was is and always will be sacred but when they saw me and my girlfriend walking up the driveway they all parted and said,"you're in there!"
Deep in the heart of nowhere