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Bob Schneider - Big Blue Sea
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Bob Schneider - 40 Dogs (Like Romeo And Juliet)
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Bob Schneider - I Could Just Die
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Bob Schneider - The Sky is Blue
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Bob Schneider - You're So Fresh and You're So Fine (2)
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Bob Schneider - Angels Saved Me
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Bob Schneider - Fabulous Feeling
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Bob Schneider - Fast Food Shuffle
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Bob Schneider - Find Me
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Bob Schneider - Good
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Bob Schneider - Heaven
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Bob Schneider - Hot Beer and Cold Women
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Bob Schneider - Kitchen Magician
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Bob Schneider - Lip
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Bob Schneider - Make It All Go Away
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Bob Schneider - Menage e Twa
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Bob Schneider - Planet Good Love
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Bob Schneider - Side Show Tornado
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Bob Schneider - Surrender
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Bob Schneider - Wish The Wind Would Blow Me
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Bob Schneider - A Long Way To Get
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Bob Schneider - A Million and One Reasons
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Bob Schneider - A Sweet Sound
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Bob Schneider - Acidonia
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Bob Schneider - Alabama
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Bob Schneider - Angelina
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Bob Schneider - Angels Never Cry
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Bob Schneider - Ass Knockin
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Bob Schneider - Astro Girl
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Bob Schneider - Astronaut
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Bob Schneider - Baby Put Your Panties On
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Bob Schneider - Banana Berry Song
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Bob Schneider - Beatomatic
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Bob Schneider - Bed Rope Crazy
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Bob Schneider - Better
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Bob Schneider - Big Butts and Blow Jobs
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Bob Schneider - Big Wild World
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Bob Schneider - Blue
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Bob Schneider - Blue Skies For Everyone
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Bob Schneider - Brand New Life
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Bob Schneider - Budokahn
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Bob Schneider - Bullet Proof Body Rubber
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Bob Schneider - Burn California Burn
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Bob Schneider - Christmas Down in Motortown
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Bob Schneider - City of Sin
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Bob Schneider - Come With Me Tonight
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Bob Schneider - Cornbread
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Bob Schneider - Cows
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Bob Schneider - Crib de Amour
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Bob Schneider - Dizzy Stick
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Bob Schneider - Don't Blink
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Bob Schneider - Drinking Song
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Bob Schneider - Dry Humpin
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Bob Schneider - Dubronic
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Bob Schneider - Electrocuted by the Sun
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Bob Schneider - Everybody's Darling
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Bob Schneider - Everybody's Fucking Everybody
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Bob Schneider - Everything You Know is Wrong
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Bob Schneider - Evil
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Bob Schneider - Eyeball Radiation
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Bob Schneider - Fuck Me
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Bob Schneider - Getting Better
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Bob Schneider - Gold in the Sunset
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Bob Schneider - Gone to Find Jesus
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Bob Schneider - Hanging Out With the Horny Girls
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Bob Schneider - Hawaii
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Bob Schneider - Hey Killer
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Bob Schneider - Holiday House
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Bob Schneider - I Got Milk
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Bob Schneider - I'm Leaving This
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Bob Schneider - Jingy
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Bob Schneider - John the Undertaker
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Bob Schneider - Koyote
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Bob Schneider - Lazy
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Bob Schneider - Let It Slide
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Bob Schneider - Like a Dog
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Bob Schneider - Little Piece of Heaven
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Bob Schneider - Man of the Year
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Bob Schneider - Mein Swanz Der Ist So Gross
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Bob Schneider - Metal And Steel
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Bob Schneider - Monster
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Bob Schneider - Moon Song
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Bob Schneider - Mystery Date
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Bob Schneider - Napoleon's Palace
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Bob Schneider - No Goin Back
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Bob Schneider - Oklahoma
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Bob Schneider - Picnic on Pluto
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Bob Schneider - Planet of the Damned
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Bob Schneider - Puddin & Cheese
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Bob Schneider - Pyramids and Cocoa Krispies
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Bob Schneider - Right Time
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Bob Schneider - Rising from the Ashes of Mediocrity
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Bob Schneider - Ruby Kisses
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Bob Schneider - Sanctuary
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Bob Schneider - Sexy Pants
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Bob Schneider - She Loves Charlie Daniels
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Bob Schneider - She's With Me All the Time
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Bob Schneider - Sometimes You Gotta Kick Some Ass
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Bob Schneider - Spacesuit
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Bob Schneider - Spit
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Bob Schneider - Superfatty
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Bob Schneider - Suzie Got to Samba
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Bob Schneider - Swindle
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Bob Schneider - Tarantula
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Bob Schneider - Teeth
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Bob Schneider - Texas Isn't Big Enough
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Bob Schneider - The Fire Inside Her
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Bob Schneider - The Long Black Road
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Bob Schneider - The Winner's Circle
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Bob Schneider - The Wrong Direction
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Bob Schneider - Tokyo
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Bob Schneider - Tree Song
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Bob Schneider - Turning Over
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Bob Schneider - What I Got To Do
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Bob Schneider - What's Her Teeth
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Bob Schneider - White is the Wine
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Bob Schneider - Who Got the Goodies
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Bob Schneider - You Turn Me On
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Bob Schneider - You're So Fresh and You're So Fine
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Bob Schneider - 2002
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Bob Schneider - A Better Place
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Bob Schneider - A Fine Collection of Nothing
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Bob Schneider - A Fine Scabs Christmas
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Bob Schneider - A Little Love
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Bob Schneider - All Fucked Up
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Bob Schneider - All I Want for Christmas is My Methadone
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Bob Schneider - Aurora Abby Anderson
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Bob Schneider - Beans
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Bob Schneider - Big Ole Monster
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Bob Schneider - Bombananza
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Bob Schneider - Bones
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Bob Schneider - Boom Boom Baby
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Bob Schneider - Bullets
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Bob Schneider - Buttpussy
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Bob Schneider - C'mon Baby
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Bob Schneider - Can't Get Enough
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Bob Schneider - Candyman
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Bob Schneider - Capn Kirk
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Bob Schneider - Captain Everything
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Bob Schneider - Captain Lubritron
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Bob Schneider - Car Crash Suntan
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Bob Schneider - Chilly at the Crib
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Bob Schneider - Chilly McGillis
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Bob Schneider - Chinatown
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Bob Schneider - Choclodyte
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Bob Schneider - Chocolate Cake
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Bob Schneider - Corn Flakes and Sodium Penethol
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Bob Schneider - Crackhead
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Bob Schneider - Crazy
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Bob Schneider - Dancing at the Foot of Angels
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Bob Schneider - Days Like This
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Bob Schneider - Deep in the Heart of Nowhere
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Bob Schneider - Dixie Lullabye
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Bob Schneider - Don't Be So Stingy With Your Pingy
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Bob Schneider - Don't Fuck With Me
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Bob Schneider - Don't Quit Your Day Job
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Bob Schneider - Dying in Denver Tonight
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Bob Schneider - Easy on Your Bones
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Bob Schneider - Eating My Skin for Food
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Bob Schneider - Electricmagneticlovethingexperience
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Bob Schneider - Feel Good Inside
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Bob Schneider - Fishbone Cloud
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Bob Schneider - Fortress of Solitude
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Bob Schneider - Freaky Deaky
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Bob Schneider - Funky Feeling
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Bob Schneider - Funky Weather
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Bob Schneider - Gasoline Elvis
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Bob Schneider - Generating the Blow Job Texture
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Bob Schneider - God Is My Friend
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Bob Schneider - Gong! It's Taco Time
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Bob Schneider - Hardball
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Bob Schneider - Heavy
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Bob Schneider - Holy Macaroni and the Stutter Jive King (sung to the tune of "Man of the Year")
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Bob Schneider - Home
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Bob Schneider - Homemade Gun
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Bob Schneider - Horses & Ponies
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Bob Schneider - I Fucked Your Daughter Up the Ass, Boy
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Bob Schneider - I Wish I Knew What I Meant By That
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Bob Schneider - I'm Good Now
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Bob Schneider - Ice Cream Smile
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Bob Schneider - If I Only Had A Brain
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Bob Schneider - In the Garden
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Bob Schneider - Indifferent (I Don't Really Care)
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Bob Schneider - Intoxicated
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Bob Schneider - Intuition
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Bob Schneider - It Ain't Good
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Bob Schneider - It All Comes Around
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Bob Schneider - It's Allright
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Bob Schneider - Jagermeister Toast
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Bob Schneider - Jangly Glass All in My Brain
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Bob Schneider - Jonz'n
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Bob Schneider - Juicy Juicy
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Bob Schneider - Jumpback
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Bob Schneider - Karmasutra
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Bob Schneider - King Of The World
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Bob Schneider - Land Of Dreams
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Bob Schneider - Let's Do Something Fun
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Bob Schneider - Lonely Like the Sun
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Bob Schneider - Lonelyland
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Bob Schneider - Lorena
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Bob Schneider - Losing You
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Bob Schneider - Love Finds Its Own Way Home
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Bob Schneider - Love Reactor
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Bob Schneider - Lubricate the Death Machine
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Bob Schneider - Madeline
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Bob Schneider - Master of the Unknown Universe
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Bob Schneider - Masters of Infiltration
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Bob Schneider - Medicine
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Bob Schneider - Merrysville Cemetery
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Bob Schneider - Metal & Steel
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Bob Schneider - Miracle Days
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Bob Schneider - Montana
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Bob Schneider - Mr. Happy
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Bob Schneider - Mr. Hyde
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Bob Schneider - Mr. Invisible
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Bob Schneider - Mr. Swingle
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Bob Schneider - Mr. X
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Bob Schneider - Mrs. Serious Business
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Bob Schneider - My Pussy Hurts Real Bad
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Bob Schneider - Mystery Bus
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Bob Schneider - Not For Me
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Bob Schneider - Nothing But Time
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Bob Schneider - Nothing To Lose
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Bob Schneider - Ocho
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Bob Schneider - Ooey Gooey Chocolate
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Bob Schneider - Orlando
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Bob Schneider - Pass The Bomb
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Bob Schneider - Pay at the Pump
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Bob Schneider - Pile of Love
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Bob Schneider - Potatohead
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Bob Schneider - Rio de Janeiro
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Bob Schneider - Rock Star
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Bob Schneider - Round & Round
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Bob Schneider - Round And Round
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Bob Schneider - Satan Stole My Tampons
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Bob Schneider - Selena
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Bob Schneider - Sell Your Head
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Bob Schneider - She's Easy
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Bob Schneider - Shotgun Blew My Love Away
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Bob Schneider - Sleeperhold
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Bob Schneider - Sloppy Jalopy
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Bob Schneider - Slow Glide to Mellow Freak
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Bob Schneider - Staysha Brown
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Bob Schneider - Suiciday
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Bob Schneider - T'uela Me La Pela
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Bob Schneider - Take Me to Where It's Sunny
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Bob Schneider - Temporary Tattoo
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Bob Schneider - The Bee Got to Bumble
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Bob Schneider - The Castle of Elisa
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Bob Schneider - The Denial Song
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Bob Schneider - The Devil Outside My Window
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Bob Schneider - The Difference Between Potatoe Chips and Earthquakes
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Bob Schneider - The Headless Samurai of Oatmogie, Oklahoma
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Bob Schneider - The King Of The World
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Bob Schneider - The Man From Outer Space
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Bob Schneider - The Other Side
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Bob Schneider - The Real All Around You
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Bob Schneider - The Road
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Bob Schneider - The Unbelievably Cold Hands of Death
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Bob Schneider - The Way I Love You
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Bob Schneider - The Way Life Is Supposed To Be
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Bob Schneider - The World Exploded Into Love
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Bob Schneider - The World Just Passes You By
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Bob Schneider - The World Turns Blue
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Bob Schneider - They Came From Oklahoma
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Bob Schneider - Thousand Pound Crown
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Bob Schneider - Time To Go
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Bob Schneider - Tralilalilu
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Bob Schneider - Tricky
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Bob Schneider - Trippin My Mind
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Bob Schneider - Tumblin Dice
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Bob Schneider - Under My Skin
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Bob Schneider - Vampirella
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Bob Schneider - Version Mary
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Bob Schneider - Wasted
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Bob Schneider - We Came to Party
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Bob Schneider - We Come Correct
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Bob Schneider - Whatchalike
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Bob Schneider - Where I'm At
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Bob Schneider - Wish
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Bob Schneider - Woman
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Bob Schneider - You Might've Left Me for Dead
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Bob Schneider - You'll Be Mine
Holiday House
Bob Schneider
And he understood he wouldn't feel a thing
And a fountain went running through the fog filled surrender
And his mind went dingaling
And his pride never vanished it just got hidden under layers
Of congeniality and leather smiles
While he was burning both ends down at the holiday house
In the land of the crocodile
While he was scooping out Godzilla's guts and lacquering up the podium
He felt the cherub nugget of his pride
He spun himself a hula dream from every lie he heard her spit out
Everybody's somebody inside
But who the hell was the gay guy with the shells down in his pocket
And his teeth all made of broken tile
Burning both ends down at the holiday house
In the land of the crocodile
And while the explosions weren't offensive they were leisurely correct
And they knocked out all the sense he'd acquired
And though the needle didn't hurt much and the electric rain fell
He couldn't tell if he was happy or just tired
And when the lights went out alltogether with a lurch
He just collapsed on the floor in a pile
Burning both ends down at the holiday house
In the land of the crocodile
And the waitress couldn't save him with her tarantula dance
And his friends all took a trip to the moon
And his momma bought a tubetop ticket to the great beyond
And said I'll be back boy on every afternoon
And though his belly shook with spiders and the butterflies were damaged
And they lounged like the dead in the bile
He was burning both ends down at the holiday house
In the land of the crocodile
And thirty years of agony a candle in his throat
And a thousand cheers from Satan's many friends
Wouldn't help the ankle bites or bitter little treasures
Because the road of life it never really ends
So count your coppers sweetie and thank Jesus you're contented
Cause the range goes right off the dial
When you're burning both ends down at the holiday house
In the land of the crocodile
And everybody changes why they change is no ones business
And what your business is is anybody's guess
Just make sure your money's spent and every little turnip thought
You ring out of your head is heaven blessed
Then maybe all avoidance to the contradictory nature of the blues will
Pass you by in sweet denial
While you're burning both ends down at the holiday house
In the land of the crocodile
If this city had a heart which it doesn't I'd imagine
That that muscle it'd be made out of coal
And it'd burn like the ashes of the dead sun mutants
Everybody's got to dig their own hole
And if you're gonna go under well you might as well go under
While you can still go under in style
Burning both ends down at the holiday house
In the land of the crocodile