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Bob Schneider - Big Blue Sea
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Bob Schneider - Wish The Wind Would Blow Me
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Bob Schneider - The Sky is Blue
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Bob Schneider - I Fucked Your Daughter Up the Ass, Boy
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Bob Schneider - 40 Dogs (Like Romeo And Juliet)
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Bob Schneider - Ass Knockin
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Bob Schneider - Buttpussy
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Bob Schneider - Chinatown
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Bob Schneider - Everybody's Darling
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Bob Schneider - Tarantula
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Bob Schneider - 2002
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Bob Schneider - A Better Place
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Bob Schneider - A Fine Collection of Nothing
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Bob Schneider - A Fine Scabs Christmas
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Bob Schneider - A Little Love
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Bob Schneider - A Long Way To Get
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Bob Schneider - A Million and One Reasons
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Bob Schneider - A Sweet Sound
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Bob Schneider - Acidonia
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Bob Schneider - Alabama
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Bob Schneider - All Fucked Up
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Bob Schneider - All I Want for Christmas is My Methadone
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Bob Schneider - Angelina
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Bob Schneider - Angels Never Cry
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Bob Schneider - Angels Saved Me
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Bob Schneider - Astro Girl
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Bob Schneider - Astronaut
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Bob Schneider - Aurora Abby Anderson
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Bob Schneider - Baby Put Your Panties On
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Bob Schneider - Banana Berry Song
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Bob Schneider - Beans
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Bob Schneider - Beatomatic
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Bob Schneider - Bed Rope Crazy
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Bob Schneider - Better
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Bob Schneider - Big Butts and Blow Jobs
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Bob Schneider - Big Ole Monster
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Bob Schneider - Big Wild World
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Bob Schneider - Blue
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Bob Schneider - Blue Skies For Everyone
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Bob Schneider - Bombananza
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Bob Schneider - Bones
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Bob Schneider - Boom Boom Baby
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Bob Schneider - Brand New Life
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Bob Schneider - Budokahn
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Bob Schneider - Bullet Proof Body Rubber
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Bob Schneider - Bullets
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Bob Schneider - Burn California Burn
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Bob Schneider - C'mon Baby
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Bob Schneider - Can't Get Enough
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Bob Schneider - Candyman
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Bob Schneider - Capn Kirk
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Bob Schneider - Captain Everything
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Bob Schneider - Captain Lubritron
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Bob Schneider - Car Crash Suntan
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Bob Schneider - Chilly at the Crib
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Bob Schneider - Chilly McGillis
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Bob Schneider - Choclodyte
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Bob Schneider - Chocolate Cake
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Bob Schneider - Christmas Down in Motortown
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Bob Schneider - City of Sin
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Bob Schneider - Come With Me Tonight
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Bob Schneider - Corn Flakes and Sodium Penethol
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Bob Schneider - Cornbread
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Bob Schneider - Cows
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Bob Schneider - Crackhead
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Bob Schneider - Crazy
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Bob Schneider - Crib de Amour
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Bob Schneider - Dancing at the Foot of Angels
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Bob Schneider - Days Like This
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Bob Schneider - Deep in the Heart of Nowhere
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Bob Schneider - Dixie Lullabye
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Bob Schneider - Dizzy Stick
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Bob Schneider - Don't Be So Stingy With Your Pingy
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Bob Schneider - Don't Blink
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Bob Schneider - Don't Fuck With Me
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Bob Schneider - Don't Quit Your Day Job
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Bob Schneider - Drinking Song
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Bob Schneider - Dry Humpin
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Bob Schneider - Dubronic
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Bob Schneider - Dying in Denver Tonight
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Bob Schneider - Easy on Your Bones
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Bob Schneider - Eating My Skin for Food
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Bob Schneider - Electricmagneticlovethingexperience
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Bob Schneider - Electrocuted by the Sun
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Bob Schneider - Everybody's Fucking Everybody
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Bob Schneider - Everything You Know is Wrong
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Bob Schneider - Evil
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Bob Schneider - Eyeball Radiation
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Bob Schneider - Fabulous Feeling
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Bob Schneider - Fast Food Shuffle
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Bob Schneider - Feel Good Inside
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Bob Schneider - Find Me
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Bob Schneider - Fishbone Cloud
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Bob Schneider - Fortress of Solitude
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Bob Schneider - Freaky Deaky
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Bob Schneider - Fuck Me
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Bob Schneider - Funky Feeling
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Bob Schneider - Funky Weather
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Bob Schneider - Gasoline Elvis
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Bob Schneider - Generating the Blow Job Texture
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Bob Schneider - Getting Better
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Bob Schneider - God Is My Friend
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Bob Schneider - Gold in the Sunset
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Bob Schneider - Gone to Find Jesus
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Bob Schneider - Gong! It's Taco Time
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Bob Schneider - Good
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Bob Schneider - Hanging Out With the Horny Girls
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Bob Schneider - Hardball
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Bob Schneider - Hawaii
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Bob Schneider - Heaven
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Bob Schneider - Heavy
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Bob Schneider - Hey Killer
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Bob Schneider - Holiday House
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Bob Schneider - Holy Macaroni and the Stutter Jive King (sung to the tune of "Man of the Year")
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Bob Schneider - Home
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Bob Schneider - Homemade Gun
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Bob Schneider - Horses & Ponies
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Bob Schneider - Hot Beer and Cold Women
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Bob Schneider - I Could Just Die
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Bob Schneider - I Got Milk
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Bob Schneider - I Wish I Knew What I Meant By That
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Bob Schneider - I'm Good Now
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Bob Schneider - I'm Leaving This
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Bob Schneider - Ice Cream Smile
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Bob Schneider - If I Only Had A Brain
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Bob Schneider - In the Garden
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Bob Schneider - Indifferent (I Don't Really Care)
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Bob Schneider - Intoxicated
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Bob Schneider - Intuition
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Bob Schneider - It Ain't Good
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Bob Schneider - It All Comes Around
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Bob Schneider - It's Allright
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Bob Schneider - Jagermeister Toast
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Bob Schneider - Jangly Glass All in My Brain
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Bob Schneider - Jingy
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Bob Schneider - John the Undertaker
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Bob Schneider - Jonz'n
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Bob Schneider - Juicy Juicy
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Bob Schneider - Jumpback
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Bob Schneider - Karmasutra
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Bob Schneider - King Of The World
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Bob Schneider - Kitchen Magician
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Bob Schneider - Koyote
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Bob Schneider - Land Of Dreams
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Bob Schneider - Lazy
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Bob Schneider - Let It Slide
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Bob Schneider - Let's Do Something Fun
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Bob Schneider - Like a Dog
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Bob Schneider - Lip
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Bob Schneider - Little Piece of Heaven
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Bob Schneider - Lonely Like the Sun
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Bob Schneider - Lonelyland
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Bob Schneider - Lorena
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Bob Schneider - Losing You
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Bob Schneider - Love Finds Its Own Way Home
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Bob Schneider - Love Reactor
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Bob Schneider - Lubricate the Death Machine
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Bob Schneider - Madeline
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Bob Schneider - Make It All Go Away
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Bob Schneider - Man of the Year
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Bob Schneider - Master of the Unknown Universe
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Bob Schneider - Masters of Infiltration
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Bob Schneider - Medicine
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Bob Schneider - Mein Swanz Der Ist So Gross
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Bob Schneider - Menage e Twa
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Bob Schneider - Merrysville Cemetery
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Bob Schneider - Metal & Steel
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Bob Schneider - Metal And Steel
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Bob Schneider - Miracle Days
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Bob Schneider - Monster
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Bob Schneider - Montana
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Bob Schneider - Moon Song
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Bob Schneider - Mr. Happy
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Bob Schneider - Mr. Hyde
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Bob Schneider - Mr. Invisible
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Bob Schneider - Mr. Swingle
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Bob Schneider - Mr. X
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Bob Schneider - Mrs. Serious Business
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Bob Schneider - My Pussy Hurts Real Bad
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Bob Schneider - Mystery Bus
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Bob Schneider - Mystery Date
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Bob Schneider - Napoleon's Palace
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Bob Schneider - No Goin Back
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Bob Schneider - Not For Me
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Bob Schneider - Nothing But Time
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Bob Schneider - Nothing To Lose
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Bob Schneider - Ocho
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Bob Schneider - Oklahoma
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Bob Schneider - Ooey Gooey Chocolate
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Bob Schneider - Orlando
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Bob Schneider - Pass The Bomb
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Bob Schneider - Pay at the Pump
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Bob Schneider - Picnic on Pluto
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Bob Schneider - Pile of Love
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Bob Schneider - Planet Good Love
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Bob Schneider - Planet of the Damned
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Bob Schneider - Potatohead
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Bob Schneider - Puddin & Cheese
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Bob Schneider - Pyramids and Cocoa Krispies
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Bob Schneider - Right Time
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Bob Schneider - Rio de Janeiro
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Bob Schneider - Rising from the Ashes of Mediocrity
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Bob Schneider - Rock Star
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Bob Schneider - Round & Round
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Bob Schneider - Round And Round
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Bob Schneider - Ruby Kisses
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Bob Schneider - Sanctuary
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Bob Schneider - Satan Stole My Tampons
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Bob Schneider - Selena
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Bob Schneider - Sell Your Head
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Bob Schneider - Sexy Pants
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Bob Schneider - She Loves Charlie Daniels
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Bob Schneider - She's Easy
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Bob Schneider - She's With Me All the Time
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Bob Schneider - Shotgun Blew My Love Away
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Bob Schneider - Side Show Tornado
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Bob Schneider - Sleeperhold
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Bob Schneider - Sloppy Jalopy
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Bob Schneider - Slow Glide to Mellow Freak
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Bob Schneider - Sometimes You Gotta Kick Some Ass
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Bob Schneider - Spacesuit
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Bob Schneider - Spit
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Bob Schneider - Staysha Brown
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Bob Schneider - Suiciday
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Bob Schneider - Superfatty
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Bob Schneider - Surrender
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Bob Schneider - Suzie Got to Samba
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Bob Schneider - Swindle
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Bob Schneider - T'uela Me La Pela
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Bob Schneider - Take Me to Where It's Sunny
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Bob Schneider - Teeth
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Bob Schneider - Temporary Tattoo
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Bob Schneider - Texas Isn't Big Enough
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Bob Schneider - The Bee Got to Bumble
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Bob Schneider - The Castle of Elisa
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Bob Schneider - The Denial Song
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Bob Schneider - The Devil Outside My Window
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Bob Schneider - The Difference Between Potatoe Chips and Earthquakes
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Bob Schneider - The Fire Inside Her
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Bob Schneider - The Headless Samurai of Oatmogie, Oklahoma
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Bob Schneider - The King Of The World
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Bob Schneider - The Long Black Road
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Bob Schneider - The Man From Outer Space
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Bob Schneider - The Other Side
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Bob Schneider - The Real All Around You
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Bob Schneider - The Road
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Bob Schneider - The Unbelievably Cold Hands of Death
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Bob Schneider - The Way I Love You
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Bob Schneider - The Way Life Is Supposed To Be
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Bob Schneider - The Winner's Circle
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Bob Schneider - The World Exploded Into Love
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Bob Schneider - The World Just Passes You By
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Bob Schneider - The World Turns Blue
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Bob Schneider - The Wrong Direction
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Bob Schneider - They Came From Oklahoma
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Bob Schneider - Thousand Pound Crown
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Bob Schneider - Time To Go
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Bob Schneider - Tokyo
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Bob Schneider - Tralilalilu
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Bob Schneider - Tree Song
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Bob Schneider - Tricky
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Bob Schneider - Trippin My Mind
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Bob Schneider - Tumblin Dice
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Bob Schneider - Turning Over
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Bob Schneider - Under My Skin
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Bob Schneider - Vampirella
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Bob Schneider - Version Mary
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Bob Schneider - Wasted
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Bob Schneider - We Came to Party
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Bob Schneider - We Come Correct
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Bob Schneider - What I Got To Do
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Bob Schneider - What's Her Teeth
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Bob Schneider - Whatchalike
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Bob Schneider - Where I'm At
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Bob Schneider - White is the Wine
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Bob Schneider - Who Got the Goodies
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Bob Schneider - Wish
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Bob Schneider - Woman
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Bob Schneider - You Might've Left Me for Dead
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Bob Schneider - You Turn Me On
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Bob Schneider - You'll Be Mine
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Bob Schneider - You're So Fresh and You're So Fine
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Bob Schneider - You're So Fresh and You're So Fine (2)
A Fine Scabs Christmas
Bob Schneider
And it was cloudy and mean
Ole Jesus went out on the town
To get himself some of that turpentine
He went into a bar and said,
"Can I get a shot of that mead"
The bartender not recognizing ole Jesus said,
"There's something that you'll need"
Well now ole Jesus got carded on Christmas
It was such a sight
And Santa's got a boner and he's fucking my daughter
Ooohhh on Christmas night
It's a fine Scabs Christmas
Here in purgatory
All the angels have on fake dicks
It's just that same ole story
We're going to hell
We're gonna spend Christmas in hell
All I want for Christmas is for you to stick your finger in my nuts
All I want for Christmas is for you to stick your tongue all over my nuts
And then I might stick my little christmasy finger in your butt
There was a little boy born in a manger
And they called him Jesus Christ
His mother was a virgin but somehow she still had lice
"Now how'd you get those crabs, mother Mary?"
Ole Joseph did inquire
Then Jesus popped out and he said, "I'm your sire
I am the Son of God
I am the Son of God
I am hungry but I am the Son of God
And so they invented Melba toast
But Jesus got carded on Christmas
I've got a scab on my Christmas