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Bob Schneider - Big Blue Sea
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Bob Schneider - 40 Dogs (Like Romeo And Juliet)
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Bob Schneider - I Fucked Your Daughter Up the Ass, Boy
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Bob Schneider - Bullets
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Bob Schneider - Chocolate Cake
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Bob Schneider - Lorena
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Bob Schneider - Metal And Steel
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Bob Schneider - Round And Round
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Bob Schneider - The Sky is Blue
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Bob Schneider - Wish The Wind Would Blow Me
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Bob Schneider - 2002
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Bob Schneider - A Better Place
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Bob Schneider - A Fine Collection of Nothing
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Bob Schneider - A Fine Scabs Christmas
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Bob Schneider - A Little Love
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Bob Schneider - A Long Way To Get
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Bob Schneider - A Million and One Reasons
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Bob Schneider - A Sweet Sound
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Bob Schneider - Acidonia
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Bob Schneider - Alabama
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Bob Schneider - All Fucked Up
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Bob Schneider - All I Want for Christmas is My Methadone
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Bob Schneider - Angelina
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Bob Schneider - Angels Never Cry
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Bob Schneider - Angels Saved Me
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Bob Schneider - Ass Knockin
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Bob Schneider - Astro Girl
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Bob Schneider - Astronaut
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Bob Schneider - Aurora Abby Anderson
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Bob Schneider - Baby Put Your Panties On
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Bob Schneider - Banana Berry Song
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Bob Schneider - Beans
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Bob Schneider - Beatomatic
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Bob Schneider - Bed Rope Crazy
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Bob Schneider - Better
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Bob Schneider - Big Butts and Blow Jobs
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Bob Schneider - Big Ole Monster
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Bob Schneider - Big Wild World
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Bob Schneider - Blue
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Bob Schneider - Blue Skies For Everyone
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Bob Schneider - Bombananza
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Bob Schneider - Bones
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Bob Schneider - Boom Boom Baby
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Bob Schneider - Brand New Life
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Bob Schneider - Budokahn
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Bob Schneider - Bullet Proof Body Rubber
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Bob Schneider - Burn California Burn
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Bob Schneider - Buttpussy
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Bob Schneider - C'mon Baby
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Bob Schneider - Can't Get Enough
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Bob Schneider - Candyman
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Bob Schneider - Capn Kirk
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Bob Schneider - Captain Everything
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Bob Schneider - Captain Lubritron
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Bob Schneider - Car Crash Suntan
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Bob Schneider - Chilly at the Crib
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Bob Schneider - Chilly McGillis
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Bob Schneider - Chinatown
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Bob Schneider - Choclodyte
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Bob Schneider - Christmas Down in Motortown
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Bob Schneider - City of Sin
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Bob Schneider - Come With Me Tonight
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Bob Schneider - Corn Flakes and Sodium Penethol
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Bob Schneider - Cornbread
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Bob Schneider - Cows
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Bob Schneider - Crackhead
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Bob Schneider - Crazy
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Bob Schneider - Crib de Amour
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Bob Schneider - Dancing at the Foot of Angels
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Bob Schneider - Days Like This
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Bob Schneider - Deep in the Heart of Nowhere
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Bob Schneider - Dixie Lullabye
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Bob Schneider - Dizzy Stick
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Bob Schneider - Don't Be So Stingy With Your Pingy
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Bob Schneider - Don't Blink
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Bob Schneider - Don't Fuck With Me
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Bob Schneider - Don't Quit Your Day Job
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Bob Schneider - Drinking Song
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Bob Schneider - Dry Humpin
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Bob Schneider - Dubronic
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Bob Schneider - Dying in Denver Tonight
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Bob Schneider - Easy on Your Bones
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Bob Schneider - Eating My Skin for Food
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Bob Schneider - Electricmagneticlovethingexperience
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Bob Schneider - Electrocuted by the Sun
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Bob Schneider - Everybody's Darling
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Bob Schneider - Everybody's Fucking Everybody
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Bob Schneider - Everything You Know is Wrong
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Bob Schneider - Evil
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Bob Schneider - Eyeball Radiation
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Bob Schneider - Fabulous Feeling
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Bob Schneider - Fast Food Shuffle
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Bob Schneider - Feel Good Inside
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Bob Schneider - Find Me
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Bob Schneider - Fishbone Cloud
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Bob Schneider - Fortress of Solitude
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Bob Schneider - Freaky Deaky
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Bob Schneider - Fuck Me
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Bob Schneider - Funky Feeling
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Bob Schneider - Funky Weather
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Bob Schneider - Gasoline Elvis
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Bob Schneider - Generating the Blow Job Texture
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Bob Schneider - Getting Better
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Bob Schneider - God Is My Friend
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Bob Schneider - Gold in the Sunset
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Bob Schneider - Gone to Find Jesus
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Bob Schneider - Gong! It's Taco Time
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Bob Schneider - Good
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Bob Schneider - Hanging Out With the Horny Girls
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Bob Schneider - Hardball
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Bob Schneider - Hawaii
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Bob Schneider - Heaven
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Bob Schneider - Heavy
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Bob Schneider - Hey Killer
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Bob Schneider - Holiday House
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Bob Schneider - Holy Macaroni and the Stutter Jive King (sung to the tune of "Man of the Year")
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Bob Schneider - Home
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Bob Schneider - Homemade Gun
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Bob Schneider - Horses & Ponies
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Bob Schneider - Hot Beer and Cold Women
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Bob Schneider - I Could Just Die
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Bob Schneider - I Got Milk
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Bob Schneider - I Wish I Knew What I Meant By That
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Bob Schneider - I'm Good Now
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Bob Schneider - I'm Leaving This
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Bob Schneider - Ice Cream Smile
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Bob Schneider - If I Only Had A Brain
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Bob Schneider - In the Garden
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Bob Schneider - Indifferent (I Don't Really Care)
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Bob Schneider - Intoxicated
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Bob Schneider - Intuition
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Bob Schneider - It Ain't Good
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Bob Schneider - It All Comes Around
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Bob Schneider - It's Allright
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Bob Schneider - Jagermeister Toast
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Bob Schneider - Jangly Glass All in My Brain
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Bob Schneider - Jingy
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Bob Schneider - John the Undertaker
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Bob Schneider - Jonz'n
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Bob Schneider - Juicy Juicy
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Bob Schneider - Jumpback
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Bob Schneider - Karmasutra
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Bob Schneider - King Of The World
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Bob Schneider - Kitchen Magician
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Bob Schneider - Koyote
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Bob Schneider - Land Of Dreams
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Bob Schneider - Lazy
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Bob Schneider - Let It Slide
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Bob Schneider - Let's Do Something Fun
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Bob Schneider - Like a Dog
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Bob Schneider - Lip
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Bob Schneider - Little Piece of Heaven
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Bob Schneider - Lonely Like the Sun
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Bob Schneider - Lonelyland
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Bob Schneider - Losing You
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Bob Schneider - Love Finds Its Own Way Home
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Bob Schneider - Love Reactor
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Bob Schneider - Lubricate the Death Machine
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Bob Schneider - Madeline
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Bob Schneider - Make It All Go Away
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Bob Schneider - Man of the Year
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Bob Schneider - Master of the Unknown Universe
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Bob Schneider - Masters of Infiltration
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Bob Schneider - Medicine
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Bob Schneider - Mein Swanz Der Ist So Gross
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Bob Schneider - Menage e Twa
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Bob Schneider - Merrysville Cemetery
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Bob Schneider - Metal & Steel
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Bob Schneider - Miracle Days
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Bob Schneider - Monster
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Bob Schneider - Montana
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Bob Schneider - Moon Song
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Bob Schneider - Mr. Happy
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Bob Schneider - Mr. Hyde
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Bob Schneider - Mr. Invisible
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Bob Schneider - Mr. Swingle
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Bob Schneider - Mr. X
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Bob Schneider - Mrs. Serious Business
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Bob Schneider - My Pussy Hurts Real Bad
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Bob Schneider - Mystery Bus
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Bob Schneider - Mystery Date
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Bob Schneider - Napoleon's Palace
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Bob Schneider - No Goin Back
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Bob Schneider - Not For Me
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Bob Schneider - Nothing But Time
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Bob Schneider - Nothing To Lose
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Bob Schneider - Ocho
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Bob Schneider - Oklahoma
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Bob Schneider - Ooey Gooey Chocolate
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Bob Schneider - Orlando
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Bob Schneider - Pass The Bomb
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Bob Schneider - Pay at the Pump
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Bob Schneider - Picnic on Pluto
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Bob Schneider - Pile of Love
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Bob Schneider - Planet Good Love
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Bob Schneider - Planet of the Damned
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Bob Schneider - Potatohead
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Bob Schneider - Puddin & Cheese
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Bob Schneider - Pyramids and Cocoa Krispies
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Bob Schneider - Right Time
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Bob Schneider - Rio de Janeiro
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Bob Schneider - Rising from the Ashes of Mediocrity
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Bob Schneider - Rock Star
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Bob Schneider - Round & Round
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Bob Schneider - Ruby Kisses
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Bob Schneider - Sanctuary
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Bob Schneider - Satan Stole My Tampons
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Bob Schneider - Selena
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Bob Schneider - Sell Your Head
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Bob Schneider - Sexy Pants
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Bob Schneider - She Loves Charlie Daniels
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Bob Schneider - She's Easy
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Bob Schneider - She's With Me All the Time
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Bob Schneider - Shotgun Blew My Love Away
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Bob Schneider - Side Show Tornado
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Bob Schneider - Sleeperhold
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Bob Schneider - Sloppy Jalopy
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Bob Schneider - Slow Glide to Mellow Freak
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Bob Schneider - Sometimes You Gotta Kick Some Ass
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Bob Schneider - Spacesuit
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Bob Schneider - Spit
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Bob Schneider - Staysha Brown
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Bob Schneider - Suiciday
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Bob Schneider - Superfatty
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Bob Schneider - Surrender
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Bob Schneider - Suzie Got to Samba
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Bob Schneider - Swindle
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Bob Schneider - T'uela Me La Pela
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Bob Schneider - Take Me to Where It's Sunny
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Bob Schneider - Tarantula
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Bob Schneider - Teeth
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Bob Schneider - Temporary Tattoo
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Bob Schneider - Texas Isn't Big Enough
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Bob Schneider - The Bee Got to Bumble
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Bob Schneider - The Castle of Elisa
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Bob Schneider - The Denial Song
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Bob Schneider - The Devil Outside My Window
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Bob Schneider - The Difference Between Potatoe Chips and Earthquakes
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Bob Schneider - The Fire Inside Her
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Bob Schneider - The Headless Samurai of Oatmogie, Oklahoma
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Bob Schneider - The King Of The World
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Bob Schneider - The Long Black Road
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Bob Schneider - The Man From Outer Space
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Bob Schneider - The Other Side
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Bob Schneider - The Real All Around You
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Bob Schneider - The Road
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Bob Schneider - The Unbelievably Cold Hands of Death
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Bob Schneider - The Way I Love You
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Bob Schneider - The Way Life Is Supposed To Be
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Bob Schneider - The Winner's Circle
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Bob Schneider - The World Exploded Into Love
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Bob Schneider - The World Just Passes You By
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Bob Schneider - The World Turns Blue
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Bob Schneider - The Wrong Direction
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Bob Schneider - They Came From Oklahoma
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Bob Schneider - Thousand Pound Crown
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Bob Schneider - Time To Go
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Bob Schneider - Tokyo
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Bob Schneider - Tralilalilu
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Bob Schneider - Tree Song
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Bob Schneider - Tricky
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Bob Schneider - Trippin My Mind
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Bob Schneider - Tumblin Dice
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Bob Schneider - Turning Over
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Bob Schneider - Under My Skin
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Bob Schneider - Vampirella
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Bob Schneider - Version Mary
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Bob Schneider - Wasted
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Bob Schneider - We Came to Party
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Bob Schneider - We Come Correct
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Bob Schneider - What I Got To Do
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Bob Schneider - What's Her Teeth
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Bob Schneider - Whatchalike
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Bob Schneider - Where I'm At
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Bob Schneider - White is the Wine
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Bob Schneider - Who Got the Goodies
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Bob Schneider - Wish
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Bob Schneider - Woman
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Bob Schneider - You Might've Left Me for Dead
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Bob Schneider - You Turn Me On
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Bob Schneider - You'll Be Mine
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Bob Schneider - You're So Fresh and You're So Fine
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Bob Schneider - You're So Fresh and You're So Fine (2)
The Real All Around You
Bob Schneider
Cause I got plans and I ain't gonna break em ah ah there ain't no fuckin way
Gonna do what I want and gonna do it each and everyday
Ain't nobody but myself is ever gonna get in the way
I ain't gonna spend it like the hermit maybe like the holy Dahlia Lama
Maybe I can kick it baby in your sticky Shockorama
Maybe I can make a cake of angel wings and such
Maybe I can reach inside of everyone and feel the touch
Of god on windows of the soul and fill your wishes up with love
And watch the heavens push and shove the rain on down from up above
And maybe with my very eyes live to see this paradise
the earth became a little place with no need for petty lies
To see the real all around you if its really real at all
You've got walls to build and plans to make and hearts to bend and backs to break
Maybe you should take that time just to shake yourself awake
What you do is your decision I know it feels like a roll of the dice
But its already happened a million times already or maybe only twice
And find your love kitten baby you're just a crazy child of god
And I will roll you in the butter and I will ball you in the monkey hall
And I will love in the forever and I will make you needle spin
Upon the record of creation and then you can begin
To see the really around you if its really real at all
If the real all around you isn't real at all
You might as well just have some fun or take a shower in the hall
Or you can suffer all you wanna gonna wanna have to know
Why you worry so much when it get you no good where at all
Why you work so hard to matter when you're wasting all your time
I know I do it everyday I always think I'm doing fine
And I'm the momo I'm the gamma I'm the chilly in Savannah
You're the cookie in the shower with your unlimited power
Run run little rabbit cause you know that in the end
You'll be right back where you started yeah and start you shall again
To see the real all around you if its really real at all
Frankenstein knew what he wanted just wanted someone to hold
I am the dog that bites the leg of human kind its getting old
The drugs the wine the dark encounters and the tangled sun at night
The itchy sweaters in the winter when your boots where on too tight
The avocado in the dressing and the glass of lemonade
That every daughter gives her daddy when she's ready to get laid
The slowly dying everyday until you're to damn scared to move
The hope in every little thing that sounds like maybe you'd improve
And then the return to the darkness and the womb and then the light
And then you still don't have an answer and then you slowly start to fight
To see the real around you if its really real at all
Can you see the real all around you its right there everyday
All this living that your doing keeps on getting in the way
All this fighting to get to the next step baby's making you blind
You do what you want but me I'm leaving all this ah bullshit behind
Its love love baby that what I want I want that love from down below
The love from loving everybody that I love that makes the river flow
The love that makes the mountains tremble makes the universe unwind
Makes the world go round in circles makes us leave our cares behind
The love that's locked in everybody and every thing under the stars
The love that makes me know I don't care what we do or what we are
I see the real all around you if its really real at all