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Brobdingnagian Bards - Angel's Lament
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Monster Mash
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Skye Boat Song
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Brobdingnagian Bards - A Begging I Will Go
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Brobdingnagian Bards - A Fairy story
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Brobdingnagian Bards - A Miner's Lullaby
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Brobdingnagian Bards - A prudent thief
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Brobdingnagian Bards - All For Me Grog
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Brobdingnagian Bards - All These Feelings
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Always Look On the Bright Side of Life
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Brobdingnagian Bards - An Irish Lullaby
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Beer, Beer, Beer
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Big Strong Man
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Black Velvet Band
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Bog Down in the Valley
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Bottom Of Our Glass
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Braes of Killiecrankie
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Buttercup's Lament
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Come Out Ye Black and Tans
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Danny Boy
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Do Virgins Taste Better
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Do Virgins Taste Better Medley
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Donald, Where's Your Trousers?
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Exclamations
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Fiddler's Green
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Finnegan's Wake
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Flower of Scotland
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Folk's Not Dead
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Follow Prince Charlie
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Frog Kissing
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Greensleeves Medley
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Gypsy Rover
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Happily Ever After
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Happy Birthday From Ireland
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Health to the Company
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Brobdingnagian Bards - If I had a Million Ducats
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Irish Air
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Irish Ballad
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Jedi Drinking Song
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Johnny at the Door
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Johnny Jump Up
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Join the British Army
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Jug of Punch
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Lanigan's Ball
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Life Full Of Pain
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Lily the Pink
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Liquid Sunshine
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Lish Young Buy-a-Broom
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Loch Lomond
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Lusty Young Smith
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Marie's Wedding
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Brobdingnagian Bards - None But a Harper
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Nonesuch
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Brobdingnagian Bards - O'er the Way
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Old Dun Cow
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Oor Hamlet
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Paddy McCollough
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Patriot Game
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Rising of the Moon
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Rocky Road to Dublin
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Rose In The Heather
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Rosin the Beau
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Santa Lucia
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Satisfied
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Scarborough Faire
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Seven Drunken Nights
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Spancil Hill
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Sporting Day
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Bridge (A Lover's Apology)
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Dragon's Retort
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Foggy Dew
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Holy Ground
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Irishman Who Doesn't Drink
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Leprechaun
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Mermaid Song
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Orange And The Green
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Parting Glass
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Scotsman
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Unicorn Song
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Twa Bonnie Maidens
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Weathertop
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Brobdingnagian Bards - What do You do With a Drunken Sailor?
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Brobdingnagian Bards - When She Held Me In Her Arms
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Whiskey in the Jar
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Wild Mountain Thyme
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Ye Jacobites by Name
A prudent thief
Brobdingnagian Bards
Because a thief who boasts and brags will rarely live to grow old.
For silence is a thief's best bet and if he breaks this etiquette.
Undoubtedly what he will get...will be more trouble than gold.
Consider Zhele a thief from Greel, who drank at the Swan and Grouse.
He made himself quite popular by buying rounds for the house.
One night in drunken revelry, he made a bet with prideful glee,
But later on he would agree...he never should've been soused.
A thief's best friends are luck and speed, alertness, cunning and stealth.
And ale can cause these all to flee and cheat a thief of his wealth.
But add to this a drunken dare to steal a lock of the Empress' hair,
Then even a fool should be aware...this may be bad for your health.
So Zhele did stumble through the door in his most fearless state.
He slipped in shadows past the guard and snuck through the palace gate.
Then giggling he scaled the wall so drunk he thought he could not fall.
For wasn't he the best of all...and surely favored by Fate.
As he climbed in he saw a girl who was dressed in cloth not fur.
A palace maid? Perhaps a cook? T'was difficult to be sure.
A homely lass she did appear, but anyone looks good through beer,
So when she asked, "Why are you here?"...he said he was there for her.
He showered her with compliments for flattery was his skill.
And so they spent a pleasant time as any young couple will.
But as the dawn lit their embrace, he recognized the lady's face
From every golden coin it graced...and suddenly he felt ill.
He'd heard that drink was dangerous and now he knew for a fact.
For theives caught in the palace were hanged or stretched upon a rack.
But as this thief was kind and bold, the empress gifted him with gold.
(Then the guard made sure that he'd been told...he'd be killed if he ever came back.)
And so he was a thief no more for that was part of the deal.
His bet was lost because she gave him what he went there to steal.
So other thieves may scorn and mock his name and tale but still they flock
For a drink and a look at the Empresses Lock... the finest tavern in Greel.
