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Brobdingnagian Bards - Do Virgins Taste Better
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Happily Ever After
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Johnny Jump Up
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Skye Boat Song
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Sporting Day
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Unicorn Song
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Brobdingnagian Bards - A Begging I Will Go
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Brobdingnagian Bards - A Fairy story
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Brobdingnagian Bards - A Miner's Lullaby
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Brobdingnagian Bards - A prudent thief
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Brobdingnagian Bards - All For Me Grog
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Brobdingnagian Bards - All These Feelings
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Always Look On the Bright Side of Life
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Brobdingnagian Bards - An Irish Lullaby
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Angel's Lament
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Beer, Beer, Beer
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Big Strong Man
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Black Velvet Band
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Bog Down in the Valley
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Bottom Of Our Glass
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Braes of Killiecrankie
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Buttercup's Lament
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Come Out Ye Black and Tans
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Danny Boy
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Do Virgins Taste Better Medley
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Donald, Where's Your Trousers?
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Exclamations
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Fiddler's Green
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Finnegan's Wake
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Flower of Scotland
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Folk's Not Dead
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Follow Prince Charlie
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Frog Kissing
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Greensleeves Medley
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Gypsy Rover
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Happy Birthday From Ireland
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Health to the Company
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Brobdingnagian Bards - If I had a Million Ducats
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Irish Air
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Irish Ballad
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Jedi Drinking Song
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Johnny at the Door
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Join the British Army
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Jug of Punch
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Lanigan's Ball
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Life Full Of Pain
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Lily the Pink
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Liquid Sunshine
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Lish Young Buy-a-Broom
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Loch Lomond
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Lusty Young Smith
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Marie's Wedding
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Monster Mash
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Brobdingnagian Bards - None But a Harper
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Nonesuch
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Brobdingnagian Bards - O'er the Way
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Old Dun Cow
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Oor Hamlet
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Paddy McCollough
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Patriot Game
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Rising of the Moon
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Rocky Road to Dublin
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Rose In The Heather
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Rosin the Beau
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Santa Lucia
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Satisfied
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Scarborough Faire
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Seven Drunken Nights
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Spancil Hill
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Bridge (A Lover's Apology)
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Dragon's Retort
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Foggy Dew
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Holy Ground
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Irishman Who Doesn't Drink
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Leprechaun
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Mermaid Song
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Orange And The Green
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Parting Glass
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Scotsman
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Twa Bonnie Maidens
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Weathertop
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Brobdingnagian Bards - What do You do With a Drunken Sailor?
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Brobdingnagian Bards - When She Held Me In Her Arms
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Whiskey in the Jar
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Wild Mountain Thyme
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Ye Jacobites by Name
If I had a Million Ducats
Brobdingnagian Bards
I'd buy you a keep (I would buy you a keep)
If I had a million ducats (If I had a million ducats)
I'd buy you furniture for your keep (Like a Louis the XIV or an armoire)
If I had a million ducats (If I had a million ducats)
I'd buy you a big coach (with all the pretty with fringe on the top)
If I had a million ducats I'd buy your love.
If I had a million ducats (We wouldn't have to hunt for our game)
If I had a million ducats (We'd hunt for sport cuz it's not the same)
If I had a million ducats (We'd have peasants grow food all around the keep)
And we'd have a big garden. (A maze garden)
With high protein-enriched food (like lentils)
And bambi and thumper playing in it.
If I had a million ducats (If I had a million ducats)
I'd buy you a fur cloak But not a woolen cloaks. That's cruel
If I had a million ducats (If I had a million ducats)
I'd buy you an exotic pet (Like a dragon or a leviathan)
If I had a million ducats (if I had a million ducats)
I'd buy a saint's remains (And all those crazy lucky saint's bones)
If I had a million ducats I'd buy your love.
If I had a million ducats (We wouldn't have to walk to the faire)
If I had a million ducats (We'd hire a knight carry us there)
If I had a million ducats (We wouldn't have to get our feel all dirty)
We wouldn't have to walk in the filth.
(We'd have people throw cloaks on the ground like for Sir Walter Raleigh)
Or even better, peasants (on all fours)
If I had a million ducats (If I had a million ducats)
I'd be you a bed (But not bed of nails. That's cruel)
If I had a million ducats (If I had a million ducats)
I'd buy you some art (a Michaelangelo or Donatello)
If I had a million ducats (If I had a million ducats)
I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had a million ducats, If I had a million ducats
If I had a million ducats, If I had a million ducats
We'd be kings.
