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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Unicorn Song
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Skye Boat Song
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Do Virgins Taste Better
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Happily Ever After
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Sporting Day
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Brobdingnagian Bards - A Begging I Will Go
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Brobdingnagian Bards - A Fairy story
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Brobdingnagian Bards - A Miner's Lullaby
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Brobdingnagian Bards - A prudent thief
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Brobdingnagian Bards - All For Me Grog
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Brobdingnagian Bards - All These Feelings
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Always Look On the Bright Side of Life
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Brobdingnagian Bards - An Irish Lullaby
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Angel's Lament
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Beer, Beer, Beer
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Big Strong Man
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Black Velvet Band
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Bog Down in the Valley
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Bottom Of Our Glass
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Braes of Killiecrankie
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Buttercup's Lament
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Come Out Ye Black and Tans
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Danny Boy
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Do Virgins Taste Better Medley
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Donald, Where's Your Trousers?
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Exclamations
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Fiddler's Green
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Finnegan's Wake
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Flower of Scotland
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Folk's Not Dead
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Follow Prince Charlie
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Frog Kissing
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Greensleeves Medley
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Gypsy Rover
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Happy Birthday From Ireland
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Health to the Company
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Brobdingnagian Bards - If I had a Million Ducats
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Irish Air
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Irish Ballad
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Jedi Drinking Song
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Johnny at the Door
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Johnny Jump Up
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Join the British Army
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Jug of Punch
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Lanigan's Ball
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Life Full Of Pain
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Lily the Pink
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Liquid Sunshine
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Lish Young Buy-a-Broom
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Loch Lomond
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Lusty Young Smith
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Marie's Wedding
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Monster Mash
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Brobdingnagian Bards - None But a Harper
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Nonesuch
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Brobdingnagian Bards - O'er the Way
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Old Dun Cow
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Oor Hamlet
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Paddy McCollough
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Patriot Game
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Rising of the Moon
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Rocky Road to Dublin
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Rose In The Heather
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Rosin the Beau
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Santa Lucia
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Satisfied
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Scarborough Faire
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Seven Drunken Nights
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Spancil Hill
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Bridge (A Lover's Apology)
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Dragon's Retort
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Foggy Dew
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Holy Ground
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Irishman Who Doesn't Drink
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Leprechaun
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Mermaid Song
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Orange And The Green
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Parting Glass
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Scotsman
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Twa Bonnie Maidens
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Weathertop
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Brobdingnagian Bards - What do You do With a Drunken Sailor?
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Brobdingnagian Bards - When She Held Me In Her Arms
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Whiskey in the Jar
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Wild Mountain Thyme
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Ye Jacobites by Name
Oor Hamlet
Brobdingnagian Bards
When his brother in his ear poured a wee bit of henbane.
He stole his brother's crown and his money and his widow.
But the dead king walked and got his son and said "Hey listen, kiddo!
"I've been killed, and it's your duty then to take revenge on Claudius.
Kill him quick and clean and show the nation what a fraud he is."
The boy said "Right, I'll do it. But I'll have to play it crafty.
So no one will suspect me, I'll kid on that I'm a dafty."
Then with all except Horatio, cuz he counts him as a friend,
Hamlet, that's the boy, puts on he's round the bend.
But because he was not ready for obligatory killing,
He tried to make the king think he was tuppence off a shilling.
Got a rise out of Polonius, treats poor Ophelia vile,
Told Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Denmark's a bloody jail.
Then a troupe of travelling actors, like Seven Eighty-four,
Arrived to do a special one night gig in Elsinore.
Hamlet! Hamlet! Loved his mommy!
Hamlet! Hamlet! Acting barmy!
Hamlet! Hamlet! Hesitatin',
Wonders if the ghost's a cheat
And that is why he's waitin'.
Then Hamlet wrote a scene for the players to enact
While Horatio and he watched to see if Claudius cracked.
The play was called "The Mousetrap" (not the one that's running now),
And sure enough, the king walked out before the final bow.
So Hamlet's got the proof that Claudius gave his dad the dose.
The only problem being, now, that Claudius knows he knows.
So while Hamlet tells his mother her new husband's not a fit one,
Uncle Claude puts out a contract with the English king as hit man.
And when Hamlet killed Polonius, the concealed corpus delecti,
Was the king's excuse to send him for an English hempen necktie.
With Rosencrantz and Guildenstern to make sure he got there,
Hamlet jumped the boat and put the finger on that pair.
Meanwhile Leartes heard his dad had been stabbed through the arras.
He came running back to Elsinore, toot-sweet, hotfoot from Paris.
And Ophelia, with her dad killed by the man she wished to marry,
After saying it with flowers, she committed hari-cari.
Hamlet! Hamlet! Nae messin'!
Hamlet! Hamlet! Learned his lesson!
Hamlet! Hamlet! Yorick's crust
Convinced him that men, good or bad,
At last must come to dust.
Then Leartes lost his cool and was demanding retribution.
The king said "Keep your head, and I'll provide you a solution."
He arranged a sword fight for the interested parties,
With a blunted sword for Hamlet, and a sharpened sword for Leartes.
To make things double sure, the old "belt and braces" line,
He fixed a poison sword tip, and a poison cup of wine.
The poison sword got Hamlet, but Leartes went and muffed it,
'Cause he got stabbed himself, and he confessed before he snuffed it.
Then Hamlet's mommy drank the wine, and as her face turned blue,
Hamlet said "I think the king's a baddie through and through."
"Incestuous, murderous, damned Dane," he said to be precise,
And made up for hesitating once by killing Claudius twice,
For he stabbed him with the sword and forced the wine between his lips.
He cried "The rest is silence," and cashed in all his chips.
They fired a volley over him that shook the topmost rafter.
And Fortinbras, knee-deep in Danes, lived happily ever after.
Hamlet! Hamlet! Oh so gory!
Hamlet! Hamlet! End of story!
Hamlet! Hamlet! I'm away!
If you think this is boring,
You should read the bloody play.