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Brobdingnagian Bards - Angel's Lament
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Skye Boat Song
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Brobdingnagian Bards - A Begging I Will Go
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Brobdingnagian Bards - A Fairy story
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Brobdingnagian Bards - A Miner's Lullaby
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Brobdingnagian Bards - A prudent thief
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Brobdingnagian Bards - All For Me Grog
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Brobdingnagian Bards - All These Feelings
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Always Look On the Bright Side of Life
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Brobdingnagian Bards - An Irish Lullaby
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Beer, Beer, Beer
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Big Strong Man
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Black Velvet Band
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Bog Down in the Valley
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Bottom Of Our Glass
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Braes of Killiecrankie
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Buttercup's Lament
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Come Out Ye Black and Tans
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Danny Boy
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Do Virgins Taste Better
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Do Virgins Taste Better Medley
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Donald, Where's Your Trousers?
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Exclamations
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Fiddler's Green
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Finnegan's Wake
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Flower of Scotland
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Folk's Not Dead
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Follow Prince Charlie
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Frog Kissing
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Greensleeves Medley
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Gypsy Rover
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Happily Ever After
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Happy Birthday From Ireland
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Health to the Company
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Brobdingnagian Bards - If I had a Million Ducats
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Irish Air
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Irish Ballad
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Jedi Drinking Song
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Johnny at the Door
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Johnny Jump Up
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Join the British Army
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Jug of Punch
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Lanigan's Ball
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Life Full Of Pain
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Lily the Pink
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Liquid Sunshine
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Lish Young Buy-a-Broom
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Loch Lomond
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Lusty Young Smith
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Marie's Wedding
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Monster Mash
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Brobdingnagian Bards - None But a Harper
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Nonesuch
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Brobdingnagian Bards - O'er the Way
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Old Dun Cow
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Oor Hamlet
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Paddy McCollough
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Patriot Game
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Rising of the Moon
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Rocky Road to Dublin
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Rose In The Heather
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Rosin the Beau
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Santa Lucia
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Satisfied
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Scarborough Faire
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Seven Drunken Nights
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Spancil Hill
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Sporting Day
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Bridge (A Lover's Apology)
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Dragon's Retort
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Foggy Dew
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Holy Ground
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Irishman Who Doesn't Drink
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Leprechaun
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Mermaid Song
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Orange And The Green
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Parting Glass
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Scotsman
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Brobdingnagian Bards - The Unicorn Song
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Twa Bonnie Maidens
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Weathertop
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Brobdingnagian Bards - What do You do With a Drunken Sailor?
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Brobdingnagian Bards - When She Held Me In Her Arms
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Whiskey in the Jar
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Wild Mountain Thyme
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Brobdingnagian Bards - Ye Jacobites by Name
Do Virgins Taste Better
Brobdingnagian Bards
We have asked him to leave, but he won't go away
Now he's met with our king, and they've made out a deal
No homes will he burn, and no crops will he steal
Now there is but one catch, we dislike it a bunch
twice a year he invites him a virgin to lunch
we have no other choice, so the deal we'll respect
we can't help but wonder and pause to reflect
Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
Are they salty or sweet or more juicy or what?
Do you savor them slowly, gulp them down on the spot?
Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
Now we'd like to be shed you, and many have tried.
But no one can get through your thick scaly hide.
We hope that some day, some brave knight will come by.
'Cause we can't wait around 'til you're too fat to fly.
Now you have such good taste in your women for sure
They always are pretty, always are pure
But you're notion of dining it makes us all flinch
You're favorite entree is barbecued wench (mine too!)
Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
Are they salty or sweet or more juicy or what?
Do you savor them slowly, gulp them down on the spot?
Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
Now I found a solution, it works out so neat
If you insist on nothing but virgins to eat
No more will our number ever grow small
We'll simply make sure theres no virgins at all
Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
Are they salty or sweet or more juicy or what?
Do you savor them slowly, gulp them down on the spot?
Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
Now, I am a dragon, please listen to me
For I'm misunderstood to a dreadful degree.
This ecology needs me and I know my place,
But I'm fighting extinction with all of my race.
Well, I came to this village to better my health
Which is shockingly poor, despite all my wealth.
But I get no assistance and no sympathy,
Just impertinent questioning shouted at me.
Yes, virgins taste better than those who are not.
But my favorite snack food with peril is fraught.
For my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot.
Yet virgins taste better than those who are not.
Well, I'm really quite good almost all through the year.
Vegetarian ways are now mine out of fear.
But a birthday needs sweets as I'm sure you'll agree.
And barbecued wench tastes like candy to me!
As it happens our interests are almost the same.
For I'm really quite skillful at managing game.
If I ate just your men, would your excess decline?
Of course not, the rest would just make better time
Yes, virgins taste better than those who are not
But my favorite snack food with peril is fraught.
For my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot.
Yet virgins taste better than those who are not.
But the number of babies a woman can bear
Has a limit, and that's why my pruning's done there.
Yet an orphan's a sad sight and so when I munch.
I'm careful to take only virgins for lunch.