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Devin Townsend Project - Kingdom
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Devin Townsend Project - Universal Flame
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Devin Townsend Project - Failure
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Devin Townsend Project - Grace
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Devin Townsend Project - Cry Forever
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Devin Townsend Project - Divine
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Devin Townsend Project - Higher
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Devin Townsend Project - Ih-Ah!
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Devin Townsend Project - Lucky Animals
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Devin Townsend Project - The Mighty Masturbator
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Devin Townsend Project - The Way Home
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Devin Townsend Project - A New Reign
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Devin Townsend Project - Addicted!
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Devin Townsend Project - Angel
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Devin Townsend Project - As You Were
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Devin Townsend Project - Awake!
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Devin Townsend Project - Before We Die
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Devin Townsend Project - Bend It Like Bender!
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Devin Townsend Project - Blackberry
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Devin Townsend Project - Coast
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Devin Townsend Project - Dark Matters
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Devin Townsend Project - Deathray
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Devin Townsend Project - Deconstruction
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Devin Townsend Project - Demon League
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Devin Townsend Project - Dimension Z
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Devin Townsend Project - Disruptr
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Devin Townsend Project - Earth
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Devin Townsend Project - Effervescent!
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Devin Townsend Project - Fallout
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Devin Townsend Project - Feather
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Devin Townsend Project - Fly
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Devin Townsend Project - Forever
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Devin Townsend Project - From Sleep Awake
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Devin Townsend Project - From the Heart
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Devin Townsend Project - Gato
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Devin Townsend Project - Ghost
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Devin Townsend Project - Heart Baby
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Devin Townsend Project - Heaven Send
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Devin Townsend Project - Hold On
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Devin Townsend Project - Hyperdrive!
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Devin Townsend Project - Infinite Ocean
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Devin Townsend Project - Juular
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Devin Townsend Project - Kawai
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Devin Townsend Project - Ki
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Devin Townsend Project - Lady Helen
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Devin Townsend Project - Liberation
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Devin Townsend Project - March Of The Poozers
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Devin Townsend Project - Midnight Sun
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Devin Townsend Project - More!
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Devin Townsend Project - Numbered!
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Devin Townsend Project - Offer Your Light
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Devin Townsend Project - Pandemic
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Devin Townsend Project - Planet Of The Apes
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Devin Townsend Project - Poltergeist
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Devin Townsend Project - Praise The Lowered
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Devin Townsend Project - Quiet Riot
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Devin Townsend Project - Rain City
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Devin Townsend Project - Rejoice
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Devin Townsend Project - Resolve
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Devin Townsend Project - Save Our Now
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Devin Townsend Project - Seams
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Devin Townsend Project - Secret Sciences
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Devin Townsend Project - Silent Militia
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Devin Townsend Project - Sky Blue
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Devin Townsend Project - Stand
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Devin Townsend Project - Stars
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Devin Townsend Project - Stormbending
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Devin Townsend Project - Sumeria
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Devin Townsend Project - Supercrush
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Devin Townsend Project - Take My Ego
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Devin Townsend Project - Terminal
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Devin Townsend Project - Texada
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Devin Townsend Project - The Ones Who Love
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Devin Townsend Project - Through the Wormhole
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Devin Townsend Project - Trainfire
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Devin Townsend Project - Transcendence
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Devin Townsend Project - Transdermal Celebration
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Devin Townsend Project - True North
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Devin Townsend Project - Truth
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Devin Townsend Project - Universe in a Ball!
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Devin Townsend Project - Wandering Eye
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Devin Townsend Project - War Princess
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Devin Townsend Project - Warrior
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Devin Townsend Project - Watch You
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Devin Townsend Project - Where We Belong
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Devin Townsend Project - Winter
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Devin Townsend Project - Z²
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Devin Townsend Project - Ziltoid Goes Home
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Devin Townsend Project - Ziltoidian Empire
Earth
Devin Townsend Project
Raised before the sky bleeds
For we are, we are light!
I wallow... but I'm not sorry at all!
[Narrator]
The Planet Smasher
A creature with a voice so powerful, one word can destroy galaxies, universes!
One utterance of the most powerful sonic force of anything, anywhere can defeat Blattaria!
Way out in space and far from home
Who's the maker? Who's the man?
Who's the maker? Who's the man?
It's your way out
Raise before the night bleeds
A man will come and be flown away
Come forth as the time needs
Free in the universe
[Narrator]
Night, the infinite darkness. The death of a star. These things will all come to pass unless Ziltoid and the humans are victorious
We're on our way... follow!
All gone astray? We fly!
[Narrator]
Legend has spoken of the Planet Smasher in hushed tones
The size of 50 elephants, a huge gaping maw baring rows of dagger-like teeth!
Claws that could tear a human in half with a single, effortless swipe!
Eyes that burn like a hellish furnace!! Get a hold of yourselves, humans
And prepare. He. is. Coming!
Coming to Earth, coming to Earth, coming to Earth
Coming to Earth, coming to Earth, coming to Earth
Coming to Earth, coming to Earth, coming to Earth
Coming to Earth, coming to Earth, coming to Earth
[Narrator]
On the horizon, a looming shadow begins to appear
The planet smasher!
Coming to Earth, coming to Earth, coming to Earth
Coming to Earth, coming to Earth, coming to Earth
Coming to Earth, coming to Earth, coming to Earth
Coming to Earth, coming to Earth, coming to Earth
[Narrator]
He has arrived!
[Children:] He's so cute! Haha!
[Ziltoid:] No, no, no... He's terrifying!
[Children:] No, no, no... Just look at him! … He's so FUZZY!
[Ziltoid:] No, seriously, don't provoke him!
[Narrator]
Well, as it turns out, the Planet Smasher is just a little guy... Furry, and about the size of a football
And with the most adorable little toes... you could just eat them up!
[Narrator]
The stage is set
The immensely powerful, though admittedly cute as a button Planet Smasher
is wielded carefully by the humans. Ziltoid leads the army, and it has been decided that he will be given the weapon at the right moment
Ziltoid is the only one capable of summoning the Smasher's mighty roar
But is even he strong enough?
