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Devin Townsend Project - Kingdom
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Devin Townsend Project - Higher
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Devin Townsend Project - Ih-Ah!
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Devin Townsend Project - Stormbending
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Devin Townsend Project - Transcendence
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Devin Townsend Project - Awake!
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Devin Townsend Project - Bend It Like Bender!
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Devin Townsend Project - Deathray
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Devin Townsend Project - Deconstruction
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Devin Townsend Project - Failure
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Devin Townsend Project - From the Heart
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Devin Townsend Project - Grace
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Devin Townsend Project - Hold On
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Devin Townsend Project - Hyperdrive!
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Devin Townsend Project - Juular
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Devin Townsend Project - Liberation
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Devin Townsend Project - Supercrush
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Devin Townsend Project - Take My Ego
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Devin Townsend Project - Universal Flame
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Devin Townsend Project - Wandering Eye
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Devin Townsend Project - Warrior
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Devin Townsend Project - Addicted!
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Devin Townsend Project - Angel
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Devin Townsend Project - As You Were
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Devin Townsend Project - Before We Die
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Devin Townsend Project - Blackberry
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Devin Townsend Project - Coast
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Devin Townsend Project - Cry Forever
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Devin Townsend Project - Dark Matters
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Devin Townsend Project - Demon League
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Devin Townsend Project - Dimension Z
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Devin Townsend Project - Disruptr
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Devin Townsend Project - Divine
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Devin Townsend Project - Earth
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Devin Townsend Project - Effervescent!
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Devin Townsend Project - Fallout
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Devin Townsend Project - Feather
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Devin Townsend Project - Fly
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Devin Townsend Project - Forever
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Devin Townsend Project - From Sleep Awake
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Devin Townsend Project - Gato
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Devin Townsend Project - Ghost
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Devin Townsend Project - Heart Baby
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Devin Townsend Project - Infinite Ocean
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Devin Townsend Project - Kawai
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Devin Townsend Project - Ki
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Devin Townsend Project - Lady Helen
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Devin Townsend Project - Lucky Animals
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Devin Townsend Project - Midnight Sun
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Devin Townsend Project - More!
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Devin Townsend Project - Numbered!
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Devin Townsend Project - Pandemic
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Devin Townsend Project - Planet Of The Apes
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Devin Townsend Project - Poltergeist
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Devin Townsend Project - Praise The Lowered
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Devin Townsend Project - Quiet Riot
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Devin Townsend Project - Rain City
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Devin Townsend Project - Rejoice
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Devin Townsend Project - Resolve
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Devin Townsend Project - Save Our Now
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Devin Townsend Project - Seams
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Devin Townsend Project - Secret Sciences
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Devin Townsend Project - Silent Militia
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Devin Townsend Project - Sumeria
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Devin Townsend Project - Texada
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Devin Townsend Project - The Mighty Masturbator
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Devin Townsend Project - The Ones Who Love
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Devin Townsend Project - The Way Home
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Devin Townsend Project - Through the Wormhole
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Devin Townsend Project - Trainfire
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Devin Townsend Project - True North
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Devin Townsend Project - Truth
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Devin Townsend Project - Universe in a Ball!
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Devin Townsend Project - War Princess
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Devin Townsend Project - Watch You
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Devin Townsend Project - Where We Belong
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Devin Townsend Project - Winter
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Devin Townsend Project - Z²
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Devin Townsend Project - Ziltoid Goes Home
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Devin Townsend Project - Ziltoidian Empire
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Devin Townsend Project - A New Reign
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Devin Townsend Project - Heaven Send
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Devin Townsend Project - March Of The Poozers
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Devin Townsend Project - Offer Your Light
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Devin Townsend Project - Sky Blue
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Devin Townsend Project - Stand
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Devin Townsend Project - Stars
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Devin Townsend Project - Terminal
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Devin Townsend Project - Transdermal Celebration
Through the Wormhole
Devin Townsend Project
[Captain Spectacular:] Right here, Ziltoid!
[Ziltoid:] Yes. Please, provide me with the weapon.
(Don't do it captain, don't do it!)
[Ziltoid:] Ha! Fooled you, poopypants!
[Captain Spectacular:] What?! But- butbutbut Ziltoid!
[Ziltoid:] Yes. I have duped the humans into thinking I am on their side!
[Captain Spectacular:] Ziltoid, we had a deal! You signed a contract!
[Ziltoid:] Yes, I signed it in pencil. With my left hand. I mean, you’re just so dumb, it- it hurts!
[Captain Spectacular:] Ziltoid, how could you do this?
[Ziltoid:] Oh please, do you actually think that there’s anything in common between me and you, human?
[Captain Spectacular:] There’s more you have in common with humans than you realize. Think back to your childhood! You must know how I know!
[Ziltoid:] What are you blathering about?
[Captain Spectacular:] Ziltoid, search your memories. Don’t I look familiar to you?
[Ziltoid:] Just tell me!
[Captain Spectacular:] We have the same mother!
[Ziltoid:] Woah!!
[Narrator:] Turns out, Captain Spectacular… is Ziltoid’s half-brother!
[Ziltoid:] Woah!
[Blattaria:] Will you losers get on with it?! What are you talking about over there?
[Captain Spectacular:] I have something here from our mother! And she wanted you to have it. This is the universe’s ultimate coffee bean!
[Ziltoid:] Woah! Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme!
[Captain Spectacular:] Ziltoid, you were always destined to be humanity’s last hope! Now end this!
[Ziltoid:] Wow, this is so heavy, and unbelievably cheesy! Oh well, Planet Smasher, I command the attack!
[burping]
Woah, what the heck!
[Blattaria:] Ha ha ha! Nice weapon!
[Ziltoid:] Oh crap!
[Blattaria:] Ziltoid, I see you have a soft spot. Well, let me show you how we play in my world! Captain Spectacular, you die!!
[Captain Spectacular:] Ayeayeayeayeayeayeaya
[Ziltoid:] No!!
[Narrator:] All… seemed to be lost.
[Ziltoid:] My brother!
[Narrator:] What Ziltoid failed to realize is- the Planet Smasher needed his own reasons to summon his ungodly power!
[Ziltoid:] Nooo!
[Narrator:] The pain of his brother dying pierces his withered heart!
[Ziltoid:] Ugh, so lame!
[Narrator:] As Ziltoid kneels beside his fallen brother, as if in a dream, the song they’d sing together as children is all of a sudden on his lips…
[Ziltoid:] Memories… all alone with the memories…
[Planet Smasher roars]
[Narrator:] The War Princess wasn’t about to go quietly. She grabbed out, got a hold of Ziltoid, and in that moment they were both… gone! Turns out the thing the Planet Smasher hated the most… was musicals! Who saw that coming?!
[Earthling 1:] They’re gone! We’re free! We’re free!! Captain Spectacular saved us!
[Earthling 2:] And so did Ziltoid!
[Earthlings:] Hip hip hooray!
[Narrator:] So Ziltoid, the War Princess, and the Poozers are jettisoned through that hairy wormhole. The Planet Smasher, off to wherever Planet Smashers go. The musicals worked! The humans, now left alone amongst themselves to celebrate, wallowing in the sacrifice of Captain Spectacular, yet giddy in the joy of their survival, awash with the promise of their brand new world, voices raised together in celebratory blissful song. The earth sang as one- believe it, or not.