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Devin Townsend Project - Kingdom
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Devin Townsend Project - March Of The Poozers
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Devin Townsend Project - Fallout
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Devin Townsend Project - Grace
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Devin Townsend Project - Ih-Ah!
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Devin Townsend Project - Secret Sciences
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Devin Townsend Project - Stormbending
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Devin Townsend Project - Divine
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Devin Townsend Project - Failure
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Devin Townsend Project - Higher
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Devin Townsend Project - Lucky Animals
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Devin Townsend Project - Numbered!
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Devin Townsend Project - The Ones Who Love
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Devin Townsend Project - True North
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Devin Townsend Project - A New Reign
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Devin Townsend Project - Addicted!
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Devin Townsend Project - Angel
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Devin Townsend Project - As You Were
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Devin Townsend Project - Awake!
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Devin Townsend Project - Before We Die
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Devin Townsend Project - Bend It Like Bender!
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Devin Townsend Project - Blackberry
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Devin Townsend Project - Coast
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Devin Townsend Project - Cry Forever
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Devin Townsend Project - Dark Matters
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Devin Townsend Project - Deathray
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Devin Townsend Project - Deconstruction
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Devin Townsend Project - Demon League
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Devin Townsend Project - Dimension Z
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Devin Townsend Project - Disruptr
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Devin Townsend Project - Earth
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Devin Townsend Project - Effervescent!
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Devin Townsend Project - Feather
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Devin Townsend Project - Fly
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Devin Townsend Project - Forever
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Devin Townsend Project - From Sleep Awake
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Devin Townsend Project - From the Heart
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Devin Townsend Project - Gato
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Devin Townsend Project - Ghost
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Devin Townsend Project - Heart Baby
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Devin Townsend Project - Heaven Send
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Devin Townsend Project - Hold On
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Devin Townsend Project - Hyperdrive!
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Devin Townsend Project - Infinite Ocean
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Devin Townsend Project - Juular
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Devin Townsend Project - Kawai
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Devin Townsend Project - Ki
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Devin Townsend Project - Lady Helen
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Devin Townsend Project - Liberation
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Devin Townsend Project - Midnight Sun
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Devin Townsend Project - More!
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Devin Townsend Project - Offer Your Light
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Devin Townsend Project - Pandemic
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Devin Townsend Project - Planet Of The Apes
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Devin Townsend Project - Poltergeist
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Devin Townsend Project - Praise The Lowered
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Devin Townsend Project - Quiet Riot
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Devin Townsend Project - Rain City
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Devin Townsend Project - Rejoice
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Devin Townsend Project - Resolve
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Devin Townsend Project - Save Our Now
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Devin Townsend Project - Seams
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Devin Townsend Project - Silent Militia
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Devin Townsend Project - Sky Blue
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Devin Townsend Project - Stand
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Devin Townsend Project - Stars
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Devin Townsend Project - Sumeria
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Devin Townsend Project - Supercrush
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Devin Townsend Project - Take My Ego
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Devin Townsend Project - Terminal
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Devin Townsend Project - Texada
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Devin Townsend Project - The Mighty Masturbator
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Devin Townsend Project - The Way Home
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Devin Townsend Project - Through the Wormhole
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Devin Townsend Project - Trainfire
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Devin Townsend Project - Transcendence
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Devin Townsend Project - Transdermal Celebration
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Devin Townsend Project - Truth
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Devin Townsend Project - Universal Flame
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Devin Townsend Project - Universe in a Ball!
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Devin Townsend Project - Wandering Eye
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Devin Townsend Project - War Princess
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Devin Townsend Project - Warrior
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Devin Townsend Project - Watch You
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Devin Townsend Project - Where We Belong
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Devin Townsend Project - Winter
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Devin Townsend Project - Z²
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Devin Townsend Project - Ziltoid Goes Home
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Devin Townsend Project - Ziltoidian Empire
Ziltoidian Empire
Devin Townsend Project
We are human beings!
Calling on the earth's core (part of the mind)
We are humans being!
What will we find, when we all will die?
[Ziltoid:] Collective, this is commander Ziltoid the omniscient reporting
[Collective:] Greetings, Ziltoid...what is that strange creature?!?
[Ziltoid:] Oh, this little thing! Yes... they call it a 'Poozer'
[Collective:] ...From the planet Titan?? You must take it back!!!
Calling on the earth's core (part of the mind)
We are human beings!
Calling on the earth's core (part of the mind)
We are humans being!
Where do we find the human soul?
All the searching leads to you!
(I've grown over, I roll over)
I crawl over my life of honour
All these children, entitled horrors...
[Narrator:]
Meanwhile, far across the solar system, Queen Blattaria, a war princess and the mother of the poozers, realizes one of her children has gone missing!
[Blattaria:] Oh no... where is my Poozer!!!!!!???
[Narrator:]
The plot thickens...
(I am nowhere, I am no one... I am nowhere, I am no one)
[Collective:] Commander, are you sure that the war princess does not suspect it was you who abducted her Poozer?
[Ziltoid:] Oh yes, absolutely collective, indeed. You should have seen me:
I was in and out like the wind! Indeed. She shall never suspect a thing!!
[Collective:] We hope so, for your sake
We cannot risk intergalactic war with Titan. Where is the Poozer now?
[Narrator:]
Up to this point, Ziltoid has had his back turned to the Poozer... but he makes a break for it.
[Collective:] Quickly, Ziltoid, show us the Poozer!
[Ziltoid:] Yes, of course, I've kept a very close eye on him... err...
(We are all in line and we are all prepared to die)
[Ziltoid:] Gadzooks! HE'S GONE!!!
[Narrator:]
Through the cold abyss of space, the little Poozer races home...
[Ziltoid:] Collective! I'm sure that he was right here... computer!
[Computer:] Commander?
[Ziltoid:] Please tell me where the Poozer is now...
[Computer:] Current location of the Poozer: directly through the wormhole.
[Ziltoid:] Hmmmm... well... poop.
[Narrator:]
Through the wormhole, the Poozer has arrived back on Titan.
He reports to his mother, the war princess, what he has seen, and that it was Ziltoid who had abducted him!
Now the War Princess is a beautiful, vain, and rather grumpy creature.
She lusts for power, and though she is the mother of countless Poozers, her vanity has made her rather revolted by these "children" of hers.
She is devious; and knows that she can utilize their blind love and devotion to create a formidable army! We see now her missing Poozer as it enters her chambers.
