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Devin Townsend Project - Kingdom
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Devin Townsend Project - Stormbending
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Devin Townsend Project - Transcendence
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Devin Townsend Project - Awake!
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Devin Townsend Project - Bend It Like Bender!
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Devin Townsend Project - Deathray
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Devin Townsend Project - Deconstruction
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Devin Townsend Project - Failure
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Devin Townsend Project - From the Heart
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Devin Townsend Project - Grace
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Devin Townsend Project - Higher
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Devin Townsend Project - Hold On
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Devin Townsend Project - Hyperdrive!
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Devin Townsend Project - Ih-Ah!
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Devin Townsend Project - Juular
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Devin Townsend Project - Liberation
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Devin Townsend Project - More!
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Devin Townsend Project - Take My Ego
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Devin Townsend Project - Universal Flame
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Devin Townsend Project - Warrior
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Devin Townsend Project - Addicted!
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Devin Townsend Project - Angel
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Devin Townsend Project - As You Were
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Devin Townsend Project - Before We Die
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Devin Townsend Project - Blackberry
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Devin Townsend Project - Coast
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Devin Townsend Project - Cry Forever
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Devin Townsend Project - Dark Matters
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Devin Townsend Project - Demon League
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Devin Townsend Project - Dimension Z
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Devin Townsend Project - Disruptr
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Devin Townsend Project - Divine
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Devin Townsend Project - Earth
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Devin Townsend Project - Effervescent!
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Devin Townsend Project - Fallout
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Devin Townsend Project - Feather
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Devin Townsend Project - Fly
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Devin Townsend Project - Forever
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Devin Townsend Project - From Sleep Awake
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Devin Townsend Project - Gato
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Devin Townsend Project - Ghost
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Devin Townsend Project - Heart Baby
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Devin Townsend Project - Infinite Ocean
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Devin Townsend Project - Kawai
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Devin Townsend Project - Ki
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Devin Townsend Project - Lady Helen
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Devin Townsend Project - Lucky Animals
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Devin Townsend Project - Midnight Sun
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Devin Townsend Project - Numbered!
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Devin Townsend Project - Pandemic
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Devin Townsend Project - Planet Of The Apes
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Devin Townsend Project - Poltergeist
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Devin Townsend Project - Praise The Lowered
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Devin Townsend Project - Quiet Riot
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Devin Townsend Project - Rain City
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Devin Townsend Project - Rejoice
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Devin Townsend Project - Resolve
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Devin Townsend Project - Save Our Now
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Devin Townsend Project - Seams
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Devin Townsend Project - Secret Sciences
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Devin Townsend Project - Silent Militia
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Devin Townsend Project - Sumeria
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Devin Townsend Project - Supercrush
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Devin Townsend Project - Texada
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Devin Townsend Project - The Mighty Masturbator
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Devin Townsend Project - The Ones Who Love
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Devin Townsend Project - The Way Home
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Devin Townsend Project - Through the Wormhole
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Devin Townsend Project - Trainfire
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Devin Townsend Project - True North
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Devin Townsend Project - Truth
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Devin Townsend Project - Universe in a Ball!
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Devin Townsend Project - Wandering Eye
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Devin Townsend Project - War Princess
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Devin Townsend Project - Watch You
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Devin Townsend Project - Where We Belong
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Devin Townsend Project - Winter
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Devin Townsend Project - Z²
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Devin Townsend Project - Ziltoid Goes Home
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Devin Townsend Project - Ziltoidian Empire
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Devin Townsend Project - A New Reign
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Devin Townsend Project - Heaven Send
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Devin Townsend Project - March Of The Poozers
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Devin Townsend Project - Offer Your Light
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Devin Townsend Project - Sky Blue
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Devin Townsend Project - Stand
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Devin Townsend Project - Stars
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Devin Townsend Project - Terminal
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Devin Townsend Project - Transdermal Celebration
Wandering Eye
Devin Townsend Project
Why fight? Just come towards with forces, do it now!
I crawl around ivory thrones and your wandering eye, your wandering eye, your wandering eye, your...
Oh, sing it loud!
Those wandering eyes are so weak, so sing it:
Oh, sing it loud!
Ah! Oh, no, you've gone away!
[Ziltoid:] FETID HUMAN, RELEASE ME!
[Captain Spectacular:] Not so fast... we need to get a few things clear, we're going to need you to sign a truce, this is our lawyer
[Lawyer:] Hello Ziltoid, this contract between us:
-You agree to join forces with the humans (Yes!)
-You agree to not turn against the humans (Yes!)
-At the end of the day, forthwith and without prejudice (Yes!)
-You relinquish your command over to Captain Spectacular (OK!)
-Very good, sign here...here...and here.
[Ziltoid:] OKAY!! Thank you very much... do you mind if I use the bathroom for a moment?
[Captain Spectacular:] Not at all..
[Ziltoid:] Yes, out in a jiffy!
[Ziltoid:] Silly humans, they free me, yet they do not know the depth of my evil. Yes, I have something in mind for them, and the war princess
[Narrator:]
Captain spectacular frees Ziltoid...and an uneasy truce is born.
The battle's about to begin, the war about to commence
Preparations for the alliance are now underway.
Ziltoid and the human army get their collective poop in a great big shiny group.
The first order of business: beat that war princess before she begins stage three of her attack!
Ziltoid knows of something even more powerful! Something so crazy and dangerous, no mere mortal dare utter the name of aloud unless they want their head to explode into tiny bulbous shards.
But for the sake of your listening pleasure and today's story, we're just going to call it by the human translation: Herman The Planet Smasher
[Captain Spectacular:] Now, don't pull any fast ones, Ziltoid, you need to get that weapon of yours down here.
There's a lot riding on this trust I've got in you. Don't let me down!
[Ziltoid:] Aye Aye captain poopypants, don't worry I shan't let you down, I'm on your side!
[Narrator:]
Ziltoid is keeping to himself that he's only too aware of the great danger of dealing with the Planet Smasher... and just what it might bring...