All aboard, rudeness train
Tell your sister to come down quick
And she can have a suck of my dick
On the rudeness train
I gave her one in the corridor
And after that she wanted more
On the rudeness train
Move off sister if you could
For you are standing on my wood
On the rudeness train
Show your ticket at [???]
And I look up and tell it [?}
On the rudeness train
I had a girl the other night
She wasn't loose but she wasn't tight
On the rudeness train
Whether you're small or whether you're large
Whether you're soft or whether you're hard
It's a rudeness train
Mary had a little pig, she also had a bear
I've never seen her little pig but I've often had her bear
On the rudeness train
A by loose dibber and nibber and dock
Waving and shaking his big hairy ...
On the rudeness train
Slow down,
Slow down brother...
You're going too fast...
