1. 1

    Mc Frontalot - It Is Pitch Dark

  2. 2

    Mc Frontalot - I Heart Fags

  3. 3

    Mc Frontalot - Romantic Cheapskate v.2.0

  4. 4

    Mc Frontalot - Bizarro Genius Baby

  5. 5

    Mc Frontalot - Indier Than Thou

  6. 6

    Mc Frontalot - You Got Asperger's

  7. 7

    Mc Frontalot - Which MC Was That?

  8. 8

    Mc Frontalot - A Very Unlikely Occurrence

  9. 9

    Mc Frontalot - Black Box

  10. 10

    Mc Frontalot - Braggadocio

  11. 11

    Mc Frontalot - Canadia

  12. 12

    Mc Frontalot - Charity Case

  13. 13

    Mc Frontalot - Crime Spree

  14. 14

    Mc Frontalot - Final Boss

  15. 15

    Mc Frontalot - Floating Bridge

  16. 16

    Mc Frontalot - Forbidden Planet

  17. 17

    Mc Frontalot - Fresh Dog

  18. 18

    Mc Frontalot - Front The Most

  19. 19

    Mc Frontalot - Gonna Be Your Man

  20. 20

    Mc Frontalot - Good Old Clyde

  21. 21

    Mc Frontalot - Goth Girls

  22. 22

    Mc Frontalot - Hassle: The Dorkening

  23. 23

    Mc Frontalot - I Hate Your Blog

  24. 24

    Mc Frontalot - In Arrears

  25. 25

    Mc Frontalot - Listen Close

  26. 26

    Mc Frontalot - Livin' At The Corner Of Dude & Catastrophe

  27. 27

    Mc Frontalot - Message No. 419

  28. 28

    Mc Frontalot - Mountain Kind

  29. 29

    Mc Frontalot - Nerdcore Rising

  30. 30

    Mc Frontalot - Origin Of Species

  31. 31

    Mc Frontalot - Penny Arcade Theme

  32. 32

    Mc Frontalot - Pr0n Song

  33. 33

    Mc Frontalot - Rewind That Back

  34. 34

    Mc Frontalot - Romantic Cheapskate

  35. 35

    Mc Frontalot - Scare Goat

  36. 36

    Mc Frontalot - Secrets From The Future

  37. 37

    Mc Frontalot - Socks On

  38. 38

    Mc Frontalot - Special Delivery

  39. 39

    Mc Frontalot - Speed Queen

  40. 40

    Mc Frontalot - Start Over

  41. 41

    Mc Frontalot - This Old Man

  42. 42

    Mc Frontalot - Tongue-Clucking Grammarian

  43. 43

    Mc Frontalot - Very Poorly Concealed Secret Track

  44. 44

    Mc Frontalot - Wallflowers

  45. 45

    Mc Frontalot - Yellow Laser

Hassle: The Dorkening

Mc Frontalot

I played Hassle...
I played Hassle...

I played Hassle: The Dorkening once
had eighteen cards in my hand, all Muds
and I didn't seem to need a Mud card to win.
Hadn't tapped a Mud yet - then the other kid grinned.
See he'd just drawn a batallion of Rolling Explosions
plus the card that made me frozen.
Those and the roll of a twenty die did it
my last hit point had already got hitted.
My last instant had already got acquitted
got called twice in a turn dimwitted.
It didn't swell up my ego much.
I played Hassle: The Dorkening once.

I played Hassle.
I played Hassle.
I played Hassle
I played Hassle.

And I'm 'a make my own game up, and you won't know
which mode of the turn-phase we're in and when to go.
How to lay down cards and at what angle.
I'm 'a have artifacts like Enchanted Kangol
Mic of Spurious Rhyme Busting
creatures like MC Chris On Robotussin
or MC Hawking who tramples for ample damage.
Rules will be written in C++ and Spanish.
Hit counters will increment only.
The winner of the hand is the one who's the most lonely
because everyone quit
mumbling about futility and shit.

I played Hassle.
I played Hassle.
I played Hassle.
I played Hassle.

I played Hassle: The Dorkening once.
I played Hassle: The Dorkening once.
I played Hassle: The Dorkening once.
I played Hassle: The Dorkening once.

I played Hassle: The Dorkening once.
I played Hassle: The Dorkening once.
I played Hassle: The Dorkening once.
I played Hassle: The Dorkening once...

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