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NOFX - Linoleum
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NOFX - The Separation of Church and Skate
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NOFX - Don't Call Me White
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NOFX - Seeing Double At The Triple Rock
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NOFX - Leave It Alone
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NOFX - 72 Hookers
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NOFX - The Decline
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NOFX - Dinosaurs Will Die
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NOFX - Idiots Are Taking Over
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NOFX - Thank God It's Monday
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NOFX - I Love You More Than I Hate Me
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NOFX - Murder The Government
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NOFX - Stickin In My Eye
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NOFX - All Outta Angst
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NOFX - Bob
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NOFX - It's My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite
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NOFX - 60%
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NOFX - Bottles To The Ground
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NOFX - Cokie The Clown
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NOFX - Dead Beat Mom
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NOFX - Drugs Are Good
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NOFX - Eddie, Bruce and Paul
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NOFX - Fan Mail
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NOFX - Franco Un-American
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NOFX - Hobophobic (Scared Of Bums)
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NOFX - Hotel California (cover Eagles)
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NOFX - I am a huge fan of Bad Religion
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NOFX - I'm Telling Tim
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NOFX - Linoleum
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NOFX - Medio Core
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NOFX - New Happy Birthday Song?
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NOFX - Radio
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NOFX - The Agony of Victory
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NOFX - The Malachi Crunch
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NOFX - Theme From A Nofx Album
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NOFX - Total Bummer
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NOFX - Whatever Didi Wants
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NOFX - 99 Red Ballons
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NOFX - A200 Club
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NOFX - August 8th
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NOFX - Benny Got Blowed Up
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NOFX - Bleeding Heart Disease
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NOFX - Buggley Eyes
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NOFX - Can't Get the Stink Out
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NOFX - Creeping Out Sara
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NOFX - Decom-Posuer
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NOFX - Don't Drink And Drive
- 48
NOFX - Drop The World
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NOFX - Falling in Love
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NOFX - First Ditch Effort
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NOFX - Fun Things To Fuck
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NOFX - I Gotta Pee
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NOFX - I Wanna Be An Alcoholic
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NOFX - Just The Flu
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NOFX - Kill All The White Man
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NOFX - Kill Rock Stars
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NOFX - Leaving Jesusland
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NOFX - Live Your Life
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NOFX - Liza
- 60
NOFX - Moron Brothers
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NOFX - My Friends
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NOFX - My Orphan Year
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NOFX - My Vagina
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NOFX - New Year's Revolution
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NOFX - No Way
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NOFX - One Celled Creature
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NOFX - Perfect Government
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NOFX - Regaining Unconsciousness
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NOFX - Screamin' For Change
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NOFX - Shut Up Already
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NOFX - Six Years On Dope
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NOFX - Take Two Placebos And Call Me Lame
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NOFX - The Black And White
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NOFX - The Brews
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NOFX - The Marxist Brothers
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NOFX - The Quitter
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NOFX - Together On The Sand
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NOFX - Totally Fucked
- 79
NOFX - Vegetarian Mumbo Jumbo
- 80
NOFX - Vincent
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NOFX - We march to the beat of an indifferent drum
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NOFX - Whoops, I Od'd
- 83
NOFX - Wolves In Wolves' Clothing
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NOFX - You Drink, You Drive, You Spill
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NOFX - 60% (Reprise)
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NOFX - A Perfect Government
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NOFX - All My Friends In New York
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NOFX - American Errorist
- 89
NOFX - Anarchy Camp
- 90
NOFX - And Now For Something Completely Similar
- 91
NOFX - Bath of Least Resistance
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NOFX - Bob Turkee
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NOFX - Brain Constipation
- 94
NOFX - California Drought
- 95
NOFX - California Über Alice
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NOFX - Cheese/Where's My Slice
- 97
NOFX - Concerns Of A GOP Neo-Phyte (Wrong Version)
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NOFX - Cool And Unusual Punishment
- 99
NOFX - Cops and Donuts
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NOFX - Corazon de Oro
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NOFX - Creeping Out Tegan
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NOFX - Dig
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NOFX - Door Nails
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NOFX - Doors And Fours
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NOFX - Down With The Ship
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NOFX - Drug Free America
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NOFX - East Bay
- 108
NOFX - Eat The Meek
- 109
NOFX - Electricity
- 110
NOFX - Eric Melvin vs. PCP
- 111
NOFX - Everything In Moderation (Especially Moderation)
- 112
NOFX - Fleas
- 113
NOFX - Food, Sex And Ewe
- 114
NOFX - Forward to Death
- 115
NOFX - Free Dumb
- 116
NOFX - Freedom Lika Shopping Cart
- 117
NOFX - Fuck Da Kids
- 118
NOFX - Fuck The Kids
- 119
NOFX - Fuck The Kids 2
- 120
NOFX - Fungus
- 121
NOFX - Generation Z
- 122
NOFX - Germ Free Adolescents
- 123
NOFX - Getting High On The Down Low
- 124
NOFX - Green Corn
- 125
NOFX - Happy Father's Day
- 126
NOFX - Happy Guy
- 127
NOFX - Hardcore 84
- 128
NOFX - Herojuana
- 129
NOFX - High Achievers
- 130
NOFX - Hold It Back
- 131
NOFX - I Am An Alcoholic
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NOFX - I Believe In Goddess
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NOFX - I Don't Want you Around
- 134
NOFX - I Wanna Be Your Baby
- 135
NOFX - I Want You To Want Me
- 136
NOFX - I, Fatty
- 137
NOFX - I, Melvin
- 138
NOFX - I'm a Rat
- 139
NOFX - I'm a Transvest-lite
- 140
NOFX - I'm So Sorry Tony
- 141
NOFX - I've Become A Cliche
- 142
NOFX - I've Got One Jealous Again, Again
- 143
NOFX - Idiot Son Of An Asshole
- 144
NOFX - Instant Crassic
- 145
NOFX - Iron Man
- 146
NOFX - It Ain't Lonely At The Bottom
- 147
NOFX - Jamaica's Alright If You Like Homophobes
- 148
NOFX - Jaundiced Eye
- 149
NOFX - Lager in the dark
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NOFX - Last Caress
- 151
NOFX - Last Night Was Really Fun?
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NOFX - Lazy
- 153
NOFX - Let's Linch The Landlord
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NOFX - Liza And Louise
- 155
NOFX - Lori Meyers
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NOFX - Louise
- 157
NOFX - Love Story
- 158
NOFX - Lower
- 159
NOFX - Mean People Suck
- 160
NOFX - Memories
- 161
NOFX - Missing Child
- 162
NOFX - Monosyllabic Girl
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NOFX - My Heart is Yearning
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NOFX - My Name's Bud (My Parents Smoked Too Much Pot)
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NOFX - My Penis
- 166
NOFX - New Boobs
- 167
NOFX - No F-x
- 168
NOFX - Olympia, WA
- 169
NOFX - On The Rag
- 170
NOFX - On The Rag
- 171
NOFX - One Way Ticket To Fuckneckville
- 172
NOFX - Oxy Moronic
- 173
NOFX - Party Enema
- 174
NOFX - Philthy Phil Philanthropist
- 175
NOFX - Please Play This Song On The Radio
- 176
NOFX - Pods And Gods
- 177
NOFX - Professional Crastination
- 178
NOFX - Puke On Cops
- 179
NOFX - Pump Up The Valuum
- 180
NOFX - Punk Guy
- 181
NOFX - San Francisco Fat
- 182
NOFX - Scavenger Type
- 183
NOFX - Shitting Bricks
- 184
NOFX - Sid And Nancy
- 185
NOFX - Soul Doubt
- 186
NOFX - Stand By Me
- 187
NOFX - Stoke Extinguisher
- 188
NOFX - Straight Edge
- 189
NOFX - Straight Outta Massachusetts
- 190
NOFX - Stranded
- 191
NOFX - Summer of 69
- 192
NOFX - Take Two Placebos And U Can Call Me Lame
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NOFX - Talking 'Bout Yo Mama
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NOFX - Teenage Punching Bag
- 195
NOFX - The Bag
- 196
NOFX - The Big Drag
- 197
NOFX - The Irrationality Of Rationality
- 198
NOFX - The Man I Killed
- 199
NOFX - The Plan
- 200
NOFX - The Punk Song
- 201
NOFX - There She Goes
- 202
NOFX - There's No Too Soon If Time Is Relative
- 203
NOFX - Three On Speed
- 204
NOFX - Three String Guitar
- 205
NOFX - Truck Stop Blues
- 206
NOFX - Vanilla Sex
- 207
NOFX - We Ain't Shit
- 208
NOFX - We Called it America
- 209
NOFX - We Got Two Jealous Agains
- 210
NOFX - Xmas Has Been X'ed
- 211
NOFX - You Can Go Your Own Way
- 212
NOFX - You Will Lose Faith
- 213
NOFX - You're Wrong
- 214
NOFX - Your Hubcaps Cost More Than My Car
- 215
NOFX - Zyclone B Bathhouse
- 216
NOFX - 100 Times Fuckeder
- 217
NOFX - 13 Stitches
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NOFX - 180 Degrees
- 219
NOFX - 2 on Glue
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NOFX - 20 Something
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NOFX - All His Suits Are Torn
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NOFX - All Of Me
- 223
NOFX - Always Hate Hippies
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NOFX - Ant Attack
- 225
NOFX - Antenna's
- 226
NOFX - Anti-social girl
- 227
NOFX - Arming The Proletariat With Potato Guns
- 228
NOFX - Backstage Passport Theme
- 229
NOFX - Bang Bang
- 230
NOFX - Beer Bong
- 231
NOFX - Best God in Show
- 232
NOFX - Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime)
- 233
NOFX - Bob- Live Version
- 234
NOFX - Bye Bye Biopsy Girl
- 235
NOFX - Canada Has Better Heroin
- 236
NOFX - Cantando En Espanol
- 237
NOFX - Champs Élysées (translation)
- 238
NOFX - Champs-Elysées
- 239
NOFX - Cheese
- 240
NOFX - Civil Defense
- 241
NOFX - Clam Have Feelings Too
- 242
NOFX - Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)
- 243
NOFX - Co-Dependence Day
- 244
NOFX - Dad's bad news
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NOFX - Darby Crashing Your Party
- 246
NOFX - Day To Daze
- 247
NOFX - Doornails
- 248
NOFX - Drug Me
- 249
NOFX - Dying Degree
- 250
NOFX - Eat The Meek (Dub Mix)
- 251
NOFX - El Lay
- 252
NOFX - Fermented and Flailing
- 253
NOFX - First Call
- 254
NOFX - Five Feet Under
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NOFX - Forming
- 256
NOFX - Fuck Euphemism
- 257
NOFX - Gin and Juice
- 258
NOFX - Glass War
- 259
NOFX - Go To Work Wasted
- 260
NOFX - Golden Boys
- 261
NOFX - Gonoherpasyphilaids
- 262
NOFX - Guttermouth Is A Really Good Band
- 263
NOFX - Happy Break Up Song
- 264
NOFX - Here Comes The Neighborhood
- 265
NOFX - Hit it hold it back
- 266
NOFX - Hotdog In A Hallway
- 267
NOFX - I Am Going To Hell For This One
- 268
NOFX - I Don't Like Me Anymore
- 269
NOFX - I Hate The Radio But I Like Fungus
- 270
NOFX - I Live In A Cake
- 271
NOFX - I'm Tellin Tim
- 272
NOFX - ID
- 273
NOFX - Insulted By Germans (Again)
- 274
NOFX - Jaw, Knee, Music
- 275
NOFX - Jeff Wears Birkenstocks?
- 276
NOFX - Johnny Appleseed
- 277
NOFX - Johnny B Goode
- 278
NOFX - Juice Head
- 279
NOFX - Kids Of The K-hole
- 280
NOFX - Kill The Poor
- 281
NOFX - Life of Riley
- 282
NOFX - Linewleum
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NOFX - Longest Line
- 284
NOFX - Mattersville
- 285
NOFX - Mister Jones
- 286
NOFX - Mom's rules
- 287
NOFX - Monday
- 288
NOFX - Monsters
- 289
NOFX - My Sycophant Others
- 290
NOFX - No More Lies
- 291
NOFX - No Problems
- 292
NOFX - Nofx- Herojuana
- 293
NOFX - Nothing But A Nightmare
- 294
NOFX - Nowhere
- 295
NOFX - Olive Me
- 296
NOFX - One Million Coasters
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NOFX - Open Your Eyes
- 298
NOFX - Pharmacist's Daughter
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NOFX - Piece
- 300
NOFX - Pimps and Hookers
Xmas Has Been X'ed
NOFX
When the authors clearly wrote them to be metaphoric
But people will believe anything if it's written
Especially in stone or ancient scroll
December 25th has been blacklisted
Since Dawkins found the proof Jesus never existed
It was the last thing anyone ever expected
Xmas has been X'd
No colored lights, no shopping sprees
No more presents under dead trees
St. Nick is dead but we don't grieve
We celebrate the last Christmas Eve
Jesuits are slowly turning Dianetic
Protestants increasingly become agnostic
Pentecostal churches are hanging pentagrams
Priests and Nuns are molesting each other
Methodists and Baptists are claiming Buddhist
Evangelicals surprisingly are Nudist
But mostly everyone is trying to become Jew
Cuz Easter's canceled too
No more egg hunts, no Sunday mass
Fridays are fair, Wednesdays don't ash
They canceled lent and slowed down fast
Enjoy Christmas cuz it's your last
No shopping sprees (don't worry son)
No more presents (We don't need christ) under dead trees (We got eight nights)
St. Nick is dead (we got mitzvah) but we don't grieve (The're all canceled)
We celebrate (our hanukah) the last Christmas eve
